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Divorce Agreement

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by leet.firefox, May 4, 2009.

  1. leet.firefox

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    DIVORCE AGREEMENT

    Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters:

    We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is a model separation agreement:

    Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

    We don't like re distributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

    Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O' Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

    We'll keep the capitalism, You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens.

    We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, and rednecks.We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

    You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

    We'll keep our Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

    We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

    You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

    We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

    We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.

    Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

    Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years..

    Sincerely,
    John J. Wall
    Law Student and an American

    P.S. Also, please take Barbara
    Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
     
  2. Direfury

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    If that's just about America, I say you just abolish 80% of what you're keeping, it would make the world a better place.
     
  3. Elenai

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    Sounds awfully stereotypical.
     
  4. leet.firefox

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    lol yeah.

    I forgot to put my word in. It has some interesting points that are true of most of my friends and family who are liberal. But it is still very stereotypical. And it is not as if the right-wing is without its' numerous flaws.
     
  5. Gausslander

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    Fuck you. How's that?
     
  6. leet.firefox

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    Yeah! Way to contribute.
     
  7. PurplePoot

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    The guy writing that is an idiot. 'Nuff said. There are too many places to start which I'm sure are apparent to all readers.
     
  8. Ghan_04

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    That letter is So. Much. Win.

    That is all.
     
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    Oh if only things were so clear-cut and straightforward.
     
  10. Gausslander

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    [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    I laughed. Both at the OP and the last picture.
     
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    We're talking about liberal america here. Things are always either white or black :p
    Oh and to avoid off-topic : typical liberal BS + tl;dr + student in law. What did you expect, litterature?
     
  14. PurplePoot

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    Liberal? That was a guy whining about liberals.
     
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    My bad, in french this word defines the opposite side, the economic theory. Just replace it by "republican" whenever it seems awkward :D .
     
  16. PurplePoot

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    Yeah, I know, it can be confusing. I prefer the European definition as well, but here in North America it's backwards. The liberals want more government control and such (like, wtf? It makes no sense from the root word "liberty") and the conservatives want less.
     
  17. Callahan

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    Ok now let's build a huuuge wall.

    Where's you're money comes from in the 1st place?

    Guns protect people from other really evil people yeah.

    Beloved homeless are generated by capitalism.What he's calling "illegal aliens" means illegal immirgrants.

    No comment.
    Last news there never had war on american territory (excluding civil war).So you mean protecting your way of life in other people's country.
    Religion, none is worthier than other.

    If you can produce it without those "illegals aliens" who reclaim redistributive taxes.

    So does affording to pay it.

    don't give a damn.

    Must be bullshit.

    La la la.

    You think it's so true I think it's so bullshit.
    This is the perfect example of the retarded dickhead who think geographicaly separating 'good thing' from 'bad thing' will solve all the probleme
     
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  18. PurplePoot

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    Indeed. Some of the stuff he wanted was so damn funny and yet sad, too.

    This is what you get when you isolate yourself from reality.

    I hope that all conservatives aren't this stupid.
     
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    Okay, however the capitalist bit has to give up all its infrastructure, employees, capital, armies, and, well, pretty much everything, since those 'redistributive taxes' paid for them.

    Oh, and due to the fact that you'd never have avoided a violent revolution by the oppressed poor in the 1930s without the New Deal, you're all going to be shot in a reenactment of what would have happened. And your republican political systems will be dismantled too.

    Wait - you want all the good bits without paying any of the costs? A utopia where everyone is rich and infrastructure wonderful and armies plentiful, but no taxes, no manual labourers, no poor to oppress for the work force?

    And you also want no differences in political opinion, while having no interference from the state? So what if someone has a difference of opinion? Then your non-interfering state goes all Nazi on them?
     
  20. PurplePoot

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    Griffen, in some situations applying logic is not a good course to understand them. Sad but true.