Battle Thread

[Kerrigan]

my meat stick magically dissapears

its all your fault konblade
lol


i leap onto magnataur's back and start clawing the s**t out of him

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

Too slow Konblade... Although my attack didn't kill you, you're severely injured. I kick you 10 feet forward.

 

[Kerrigan]

im still inflicting terrible pain on magnataur

little pieces of psychomagnataur are flying everywhere

 

[Konblade]

I land on my back in a daze, unable to move or speak I use my Psionic power to send uncontrollable Nightmares into MaGNATAUR'S MIND :shock:

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

I reach around to grab Kerr's arm and rip it off, stupid regeneration. I taste some of the blood, mmmmmmmm.

We're dead even Kerr, it works both ways. If you kill me, I'll ignite the volcanic blood in your body and blow the heck out of us both.

 

[Konblade]

In my weakened state, I start on my math homework; 6(5x + 12)= 162. x=3 :lol:

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

6(5x+12)=162
Distribute : 30x+72=162
162-72=90
90/30 = 3=x Easy, its like what I'm doing in school...

I'll casually step on Konblade, breaking his back, and laugh :lol:

 

[Konblade]

My mathbook is CMP what's yours? :lol:

I feel my breath slipping away...

5(6x - 9) =-15

 

[Wormskull]

*uses cosmical energy to make everyone step two steps away from each other*

 

[Konblade]

I die a painfull death. 7 more math problems to go.

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

dunno, most of my work is done on worksheets and in a workbook...
30x -45
-45/30 = -1.5, right? you put 15
unless I did it wrong ...

 

[Wormskull]

*hailstorms magnataur with streams of heated crystalids*
anyway, most of the crystalids crashes on your skin, not hurting you, but some hit you in the eye, on weak spots, making you suffering

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

I withdraw the shard from my eye, not that is matters because i'm blind. I brush all the stuff off with mild discomfort. Why don't you come outta that cocoon worm?

 

[Konblade]

I feel something coming back, my power. By all possible explainations I stand tall, and ready for revenge.

No it was 5(6x-9)=-15
30x-45=-15
+40 +40
30x=30
x=1

 

[Night Stryke]

*Turns on his shield*

*Goes on a full assault against Magnataur, rapidly slashes at him*

 

[Wormskull]

a fog begins to appear in the middle of konblade and magnataur, the fog begins to expend from an infinite source powered by the cocoon's powers. the fog is made of dust, and micro sharp crystals that might destroy your lungs.

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

ooops, i messed up o well...

I rush Konblade and drive my fists into his gut

 

[Wormskull]

my magical cloud now surrounds both konblade and magnataur, the cloud grows and grows.

 

[Night Stryke]

*Continues slashing away at Magnataur's flesh, large gashes already in countless places on him*

 

[Wormskull]

redirects all the clouds into dark's peremeter, so now it only surrounds him

 

[Night Stryke]

I'll assume that, since no one here has "dark" in their name, you mean me.

*Is unaffected by the cloud due to his shield*

*Continues mauling Magnataur*

 

[Konblade]

Who's dark?

I have a helmet and alteretive breathing methods, since I am a Ghost Operative. I load 12 of my "special" shells into my rifle.

 

[Wormskull]

i redirect the clouds at night, so its now almost wrapping him.

i doubt you can block fog, or mist, if you can block these, then you're most likely blocking the oxygen

 

[Night Stryke]

*Gives Magnataur the final blow, removing his head*

*Stabs his heart while he lies on the ground, for good measure*

BTW- I can't believe I actually acknowledged you, Wormskull. You are being cheap, and overpowered, and invincible. I'll go back to ignoring your moves, unless you decide to play fair.

 

[Konblade]

Protoss don't breathe oxygen, if they breathe at all.
I fire my shells into the mist, knowing Night Stryke is uneffect by the tear gas from my "special" shells. I begin to reload.

 

[Wormskull]

*Gives Magnataur the final blow, removing his head*

*Stabs his heart while he lies on the ground, for good measure*

BTW- I can't believe I actually acknowledged you, Wormskull. You are being cheap, and overpowered, and invincible. I'll go back to ignoring your moves, unless you decide to play fair.

oh, that gotta be the most contradicting post ever.

you just had to go to another room to avoid the mist. if there is a fire in the house, will you go sit in it or run away from it? a battle have random events, not only standing in a room and slashing persons.

*summons a hailstorm of little crystalid on night's head, hitting him on the neck, eyes and every corners possible, it doesnt hurt him, but sometimes it burns him, oh and he loose one eye.*

 

[Konblade]

Wormskull, we are trying to have fun, but you interupt and flood the thread with nonsense. Please stop posting, or I will have to contact a moderator. If killing joy is what you consider fun, than you make your own uber nonsense thread or something, because we don't want any of this.

I finish reloading and aid Night Stryke.

 

[Wormskull]

hey, stop, you're killing my joy.
*throws a soup of chicken legs at konblade and it hits his cranium, stunning him permanantly until he's killed ( sorry, its a wc3 bug. )

 

[Konblade]

Grow up Wormskull, you're less mature than my 8 year-old brother.

I Wait for Kerrigan or Magnatuar to attack me.

 

[Wormskull]

*teleport kerr&magn on the moon*

 

[Konblade]

Can't leave the arena. Stop breaking the rules.

I listen to some music, UHF!

 

[Wormskull]

didnt you broke the rules in the first place by having more than one action for each post?

*desintegrate konblade's feets*

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

shut up worm even if im on the moon now i blink back to the arena anyway

My lifeless dead body incinerates itsself. The ashes reassemble to form my basic figure and reconnect, fully restored. :twisted:

Is ressurection an action ?

 

[Vegito]

*breaks the rules and sends out his ghost from SC and orders him to nuke all of you*








MUAHAHHA I WIN!!!

 

[Kerrigan]

hehe
i whip out a pair or pistols (hey where did these come from?) and since i cant kill magnataur, ill shoot konblade




6(5x + 12)= 162
30x + 72 = 162
30x = 90
x = 3

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

Muhahaha! Kerrigan, when I regenerated, I dispelled the volcanic combustion in my blood, so i'm not vulnerable :twisted:

Not that blowing you to bits will do much against a vampire, so i'll just hack an arm off with Venom Edge

might be time for me to change forms again

 

[Kerrigan]

i blast of a few rounds at a giant dragon-like creature with a big sword, as it rushes me

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

dont ask how a demon /dragon hybrid ends up humanoid, it just is. Kerrigan's bullets blow holes in my flesh. I activate the effects of Infernal Fang, blowing the volcanic energy in the bloodstream.

 

[Kerrigan]

some smoke comes out of my ears, nose, and mouth.

and im like "damn thats the rush!!"

 

[Metabee]

You guys spam alot.

~i Sacrifice myself and use my power 2 destroy the universe~

THE END

 

[Kerrigan]

metabee destroys his OWN little world, but not ours

 

[Wormskull]

shut up worm even if im on the moon now i blink back to the arena anyway

My lifeless dead body incinerates itsself. The ashes reassemble to form my basic figure and reconnect, fully restored. :twisted:

Is ressurection an action ?

magnataur, you cant blink back to the arena, blink have a certain range.

*floods the arena with water*

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

fine, I flew back. I don't need to breathe, but I can. If I choose to breathe than I can produce acid saliva or poison gas as exhaust, since my body is very poisonous, the gas i breathe in becomes contaminated. So there!

I dry up the water with a giant meteor that I call to the arena, which also smashes the others.

 

[Kerrigan]

(sigh) just ignore wormskull. hopefully he will just die and we can all be happy

i pick up magnataur and throw him against the meteor he threw, making a tidal wave that flows out of the cavern

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

I get up and fire a volley of acid globs at Kerrigan

 

[Wormskull]

*with the remnaing cocoon energies left, a disruptive wave goes towards the planet, towards the dungeon at the exact moment i decided that my mutation is finishd*

 

[Night Stryke]

If you wanna know why I decided to kill Magnataur like that, without much effort, it's because he's being a little cheap himself. He killed Daveman in, what, 3 moves? Come on. Not to mention his moves are all ones that are very powerful and therefore quite difficult to think up ways to not die or become badly weakened in one move. You, on the other hand Wormskull, are just a moron. You sit in your little invincible cocoon in space while you bombard us with uber-powerful moves that are meant to kill us almost immediately. If any of you others are smart, you'll just ignore Wormskull until he grows up or leaves.

*Jumps on Magnataur's back and stabs his right shoulder*

 

[Kerrigan]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

the acid BURNS!!!

I start having random spirts and psionic power discharges all over the arena

 

[Night Stryke]

*Uses Magnataur as a shield*

 

[Konblade]

If you wanna know why I decided to kill Magnataur like that, without much effort, it's because he's being a little cheap himself. He killed Daveman in, what, 3 moves? Come on. Not to mention his moves are all ones that are very powerful and therefore quite difficult to think up ways to not die or become badly weakened in one move. You, on the other hand Wormskull, are just a moron. You sit in your little invincible cocoon in space while you bombard us with uber-powerful moves that are meant to kill us almost immediately. If any of you others are smart, you'll just ignore Wormskull until he grows up or leaves.

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Couldn't say it better myself.

I am making shells that stop Wormskull's bad grammar, and detonate platlets in blood cells, causing blood not to clot.