Battle Thread

[Metabee]

SHUT UP, i kill kerrigan, she's dead, DEAD!

 

[Konblade]

2 shells made, and I load them into the rifle and cloak.

 

[Night Stryke]

*Has nothing better to do, so gives the Raichu (Metabee) a hefty kick*

 

[Konblade]

I fire a barage of shells into Metabee, causing his blood to not clot. (It means he cannot stop bleeding)

 

[Kerrigan]

i put a cap in metabee's head

 

[Konblade]

I inject myself with a vaccination of Magnataur's vemon and a stim pack.

 

[Night Stryke]

You think Metabee's like.... dead? He has a large bruise on his stomach where I kicked him, which will swell because his blood won't clot, not to mention a bullet in his head...

*Tackles Kerr and punches at her head*

 

[Kerrigan]

i put a few more bullets in metabee's head

 

[Konblade]

The Stim pack added more power to my punch. I jab Kerrigan in the back.

 

[Night Stryke]

Incase anyone's wondering why me and Konblade are always teaming, we made a pact around the start of this fight.

*Bashes her head with his phase generator*

 

[Konblade]

Yep, we did.

I feel the sides effects of the Stim pack kicking in, and collaspe onto the floor.

This is how I saw the arena. Took me forver to make that.

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| | wall | |
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| fighting place |
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[Kerrigan]

pulls off some mad-crazy kung-fu moves and lays waste to Konblade

 

[Konblade]

The pic didn't work.

I feel the burn in my side and throw an EMP grenade at Kerrigan.

 

[Kerrigan]

since electromagnetic pulse doesnt do anything to a biological organizm, i dont care shoot konblade up some more

 

[acolyteofdoom]

I come out of nowhere, rip off konblades head, and takes a dump on his body. Then I get gasoline and I put it all over konlbades head, which is now somehow on a stick. I light a match and suddenly we have a Konblade torch. I swing it wildly and the head flies off, into a wall where it splats into a bloody pulp of gore. I run away and everyone cheers.

 

[Kerrigan]

gives acolyte a high five and trips night stryke

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

I silently drop from above Kerrigan's head, holding Venom Edge tightly with both hands. I turn my wings down to increase speed as I fall, whipping the blade downward and cleaving Kerrigan clean in two. A large spray of blood hits my face and feels hot, since I recently blow it up with volcanic energy.

Recover from that...

 

[Kerrigan]

ok sure

a spirit comes out from the two halves, and becomes corporeal. it dons the equipment of the recently cleaved vampire, and finishes regenerating back into, my normal self

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

Alright, this can go on for awhile. I lift my sword diagonally to the left. Then I sweep the edge horizontally to the right, cleaving your head off of your neck.

Hmmm... This battle could go on forever, we're both practically immortal...

 

[Kerrigan]

i move too fast for you to see, dodge your attack, and slice off both your back legs

"Holy sh**! How did you do that?"
"The same as you do. A series of muscular movements and contractions. I just did it to fast for you to see." -Interview with a Vampire (my favorate movie)

 

[Eusira]

A beam of light engulfs the vicinity. You are all warped into a living hell, ruined buildings, rifts in the ground, destruction's face in all directions. You panic and suddenly notice bony hands are reaching from the ground onto your legs. You are pulled into a lava cave. A giant, bone-crushing spiked creature emerges from the molten rock. You suddenly realize it is not worth fighting and need to work together

 

[Kerrigan]

sounds like home to me!!

but... we cant leave the arena

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

Curiously amused, but not particularly alarmed, I glance down to notice that my legs are gone. Hmm, o well. The limbs on the ground burn to ash and reassemble in the proper postitions, reforming into solid functioning legs.

What do you mean, my back legs? I only have 2 legs. I'm not 4-legged, i'm humanoid... Did you miss my transfromation?

Just imagine a elf with pale skin and silver hair. Now add black horns, black draconic wings, 2 sword sheathes, but only one sword, long deadly poisoned claws, glowing red eyes, clawed feet, and poisonous fangs.

 

[Kerrigan]

ok. i cut your arms off too

 

[Night Stryke]

*Uses one of Konblade's Stimpacks*

*Turns on his Phase Blades*

*Begins a wild Bruce Lee style beating on both Kerr and Magnataur*

 

[Sopho]

Is this a new game now? Where is the battle taking place?

 

[Night Stryke]

Same place. Same battle. Just ignore these people who pop up and do some uber automatically-kill-you-with-no-effort moves.

 

[Kerrigan]

gives night stryke a broad kick in the gut

 

[Night Stryke]

Shield: 50%

*Takes nothing from Kerr's kick*

*Turns all his power on Kerr while he still has it*

 

[Sopho]

lol omg how fast this battle can go with spamming...

I arise as a AOM Greek Titan, but I cannot fight just yet.

 

[Night Stryke]

Well, it's not technically spamming. We're on topic to the thread.

BTW- I haven't played AoM, so I'm not sure I can judge the power of this Greek Titan. :roll:

 

[Kerrigan]

i jump night stryke with a pistol while in combat and shoot him in the stomach

 

[Sopho]

Read about AoM here http://www.microsoft.com/games/titans/features.asp

I have played AoM before and a Greek titan is a 3 headed cerebrus gigantic titan. They are resistant and do not die easily even casted on with god spells.

They can cause enormous amounts of damage and wreck things with ease. I've created them in AoM: The titans and they are very powerful.

 

[Night Stryke]

*Sigh*

You know what? I give. This game has gotten way out of hand. We have some demon/dragon creature that reincarnates himself and can't even lose a limb, a shapeshifter vampire thing who can't die because she can reicarnate from her soul, and now an uber-titan thing! Come on, how the hell can a ZEALOT put up with you insane people? You people are as bad a Wormskull, but only better for the fact that you can at least be hit, even if not killed.

I'm done with this until a new game is started, at which time I hope you people will play a little more fair.

 

[Kerrigan]

the general idea night stryke is to make something that cant be killed very easily, and can regenerate stuff. but "i cant be killed" or "i kill you" are basically out of the question

 

[Sopho]

I slowly walk the land with caution.

 

[Night Stryke]

"I can't be killed" is one thing, but you guys are going for "I can't be hurt". You think that may be carrying it a bit far? Yes, I know you haven't SAID you can't but hurt, but you immediately regenerate anything that happens to you, d**nit. Bit much, isn't that?

 

[Sopho]

Indeed. Even a titan as what I am can be killed with effort. You guys need to have weaknesses or else it wouldnt be fair for anyone.

 

[Night Stryke]

How about if I said "I hook my shield up to a portable generator that I put on my back, so my shield never fails."? That way you can't do damage to me. Same as when you regenerate the damage you take immediately.

 

[Sopho]

Thats the kind of idea. We don't want people skipping to mega strong weapons, attacks and things like that all in one go just to cause damage.

Currently, the fight is just too uneven and pathetic, everyone needs to have advantages and disadvantages.

I get some shut eye now.
I go back to the titan gate.

 

[Konblade]

I begin to concuct an acrilzop poljok hybrid. The effects are similar to a smoke bomb.

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

Its just that nobody has considered what weaknesses I may have. You've all tried hacking off limbs, destroying my flesh, whatever. I do have several weaknesses. Consider a vampire, they are virtually invulnerable, but can easily be defeated with wooden stakes, silver, sunlight, holy symbols, garlic, running water, whatever, depending on what version of vampire you mean. Nobody has tried impaling Kerrigan's heart with a wooden stake, now have they?

Be creative Night Stryke

I uselessly rend Sopho's front right leg off with Venom Edge

 

[Konblade]

1/3 done with the potion, I press the cloak button.

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

Slashes Konblade up with dark wind cyclones

 

[Konblade]

2/3 done with potion. You missed because I cloaked. Nice try.

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

I just tried in the direction I sensed you last, oh well...
Spews Swarms of Contagion from Venom Edge in random directions

Swarm of Contagion - A dark wind that carries millions of strains of lethal diseases. The bits of dakr wind form together to create "shards" of wind, condensed air flows that slash and cut like blades. These shards pierce and slash you as they pass, injecting you with strains of disease that will kill you in 3 turns (9 posts) if you don't resist or cure them.

Demon/Dragon Hybrid Immunities/Advantages -
Poison/Venom/Acid, Fire/Heat, Electricity, Regeneration, Blindsight (darkwind, see previous posts, ineffective vs cloak), Natural Poison, Combustion Claws, Hair Growth/Shedding, Wings

Weaknesses -
Unknown, you'll have to find out the hard way

 

[Konblade]

I finish the potion, but drop it when I am hit. The potion created a fog around the arena. I Decloak and begin to bandage myself.

 

[Night Stryke]

Oh, gee, what weakness can a demon/dragon hybrid that can reincarnate itself and regenerate injuries possibly have? And Kerr isn't an ordinary vampire, because an ordinary vampire can't morph, for one, and an ordinary vampire WOULD die to being split in two, despite its weaknesses.

But if you insist on playing hardball, try this on:

*After being mortally wounded by Kerrigan, he turns to his last resort: a vial of Zerg DNA, which he injects himself with. Immediately he begins convulsing, and undergoing brutal changes, to emerge as an Infested Zealot, with the intelligence and reasoning of the Protoss, and the reflexes, strength, and bloodlust of the Zerg.*

*With a bloodthirsy cry, savagely attacks Kerrigan with every appendage he has as means of revenge*

 

[Konblade]

Nice pic.

I finished bandaging and stab Magnataur in the back of his neck, using my Psionic Blade.

 

[Kerrigan]

well, i can be killed, but i wont tell you HOW. if youre going to do battle with legendary creatures, you should at least know how to kill them

NARF!!! night stryke is the hybrid!! now, it is for honour. i take off all my weapons, and make my fingers assume the claws that they really are. i rush at night stryke, ready to begin the ultimate battle