Battle Thread

[Wormskull]

i doubt a such spell exists, unless you come to 800 range and throw me a stormbolt.

*continue the starting of a the channeling of the starfall*

 

[Sopho]

~Locating progress 10%.. 11%... 15% at wormskull...~
~Spell power found. Testing Wormskull's starfall strength for a counter against it... 10%... 15%~

 

[Wormskull]

1. this isnt a warcraft spell, so it wont work against me.
2. i made the 100TH post in this thread, so i am imminue to one attack of my choice.

*continue charging the starfall*

 

[Night Stryke]

Ok Wormskull, now you're just being stupid. You get to be immune to one attack of your choice? Oh wait, that's not Warcraft based, so I guess you can't use it can you? Hypocrit.

 

[Wormskull]

dont you know about magic immunity?
*continue charging starfall*

 

[Night Stryke]

1) It isn't triggered by getting the 100th post.
2) There is no 'attack immunity', save for some spell. But you're currently channeling a spell, so you can't use any others.

 

[Wormskull]

who said i wasnt an half breed of a dryad and a villager, who told you timmy's mother wasnt a dryad? exactly.

and magic immunity is a passive spell. *continue channeling*

 

[Night Stryke]

What does a dryad have to do with this? It's not like they can cast two spells at once, or are spell immune.

And you said you were immune to one "attack", not a spell. There is not an 'attack immunity'.

 

[Wormskull]

by "attack" i meant "spell", since the only possible way to attack me now would be with a spell, but thats only within 800 range. and i dont bother about "attacks" since as i said, im inside a castle, surrounded by towers and footmans.

i have earned magic immunity by having the 100th post, maybe someone will earn a similar bonus at the 200th post.

 

[Konblade]

I offer Sopho a partnership, and hire a Warlock friend to use Eye of Kirlogg, in order to locate Wormskull.

 

[Wormskull]

im on a really far island, and your eye of kilrogg only last few seconds.

*continue channeling*

 

[Konblade]

(I'm using the WoW version, last until killed )

Anyway, I ask help of a another friend to cast Holy Vision (WarCraft II) to locate Wormskull.

 

[Wormskull]

*continue channeling*

BTW: ive been channeling for 10 rounds now

 

[Lord Finarfin]

I randomly reenter the battle, teleport myself to Wormy's island(powerful mages such as I can do such things) and cast silence on Wormskull, interupting his channeling, and making him unable to cast spells.

 

[Sopho]

~Locating Wormskull at 90%~
Does not appear to be in large areas - appears to be in a island...

~Strengthens counter spell to attempt to intercept spell...~

 

[Lord Finarfin]

I use a potion of mana to replenish my magic, and then summon a Water Elemental, ordering it to attack Wormskull.

 

[Wormskull]

I randomly reenter the battle, teleport myself to Wormy's island(powerful mages such as I can do such things) and cast silence on Wormskull, interupting his channeling, and making him unable to cast spells.

you can only do one action.
*continue casting spell*

and by the way finarrin, im inside a big castle surrounded with towers and footmans, you cant hurt me.

you did 4 actions in two posts, fool.

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Fine then I choose my 1 action from that post to be the teleportation to outside your castle. From my last post, I use a potion. But for this post I choose to cast Earthquake on your castle, destroying it, your soldiers, and you.

And you misspelled my name, Warmskull.

 

[Sopho]

~Wormskull located~
However it is strongly defended and seems powerful...

~Builds a extremely powerful siege weapon~

 

[Metabee]

Uses that tome 2 reveal the map(actual w3 item) i create an owl, and i make it fly 2 worm, i use telportation, and pushes him so he falls on the ground, but he still lies on the ground channeling(when will you learn it, tsk tsk) i take a rock and start baning him on the head.

 

[Konblade]

I stop by Booty Bay; a Goblin Tradepost; and order a case of "Anti-Magic" Potions. Takes 2 rounds to prepare.

 

[Wormskull]

metabee: you cant do that, since thats way too many actions, when you only can have one, and that item doesnt exist.

sopho: the only siege weapon you got is a catapult

lord finarrin: a castle have a lot of hp no? didnt i mentionned by footman, knights, dwarves and towers were walking in every streets? as a piteful attempt, you get killed by them.

*continue starting of channeling*

 

[Kerrigan]

after using Shield of Force and increasing the power, i push over night stryke and he falls over
then i go over and b*tch slap wormskull, disrupting his casting (silly wizards) and then summon Hannibal Lector to slowly eat wormskull after convincing him to swallow his own tongue

so now that wormy has been killed 50 times, i think hes out and we can ignore him

then i run and buy some elven rope, tie up night stryke, and use Telekinesis to move him over a cliff where i drop him.

 

[Konblade]

Potions done, I purcause a simple Transport and hire a team of Elven Neogitators to solve this peacefully.

 

[SeaGull1723]

The Dark Lord SeaGull1723 looks out from his fortress and says, "The pathetic humans are fighting among themselves. It is time for me to end the human race."

*Thinks to himself for hours and hours*

 

[Wormskull]

after using Shield of Force and increasing the power, i push over night stryke and he falls over
then i go over and b*tch slap wormskull, disrupting his casting (silly wizards) and then summon Hannibal Lector to slowly eat wormskull after convincing him to swallow his own tongue

so now that wormy has been killed 50 times, i think hes out and we can ignore him

then i run and buy some elven rope, tie up night stryke, and use Telekinesis to move him over a cliff where i drop him.

you can only use one action per reply.
i use my 13-post starfall and for the result: the sun charges on the earth, burning everyone on the planet, including wormskull, who was a kamikazee planet destroyer.

NEW STORY FROM NOW.

 

[Konblade]

I will wait until some more things happen before we begin again. We need to be more conculsive.

I set sail to Wormskull's Island and begin my search.

 

[SeaGull1723]

@Wormskull: "Pathetic human. I am the Dark Lord. I shall always be reincarnated in darkness. Therefore my body cannot be broken by mortals alike. Let it be that I will claim the world for myself and create everything again. Hahahahahahaha!!!"

 

[Konblade]

I have reached the shore of Wormskull's Island. My Elven Allies acompany me through the land in search of Wormskull.

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Since Wormy refuses to admit defeat to my spells, I teleport to Konblade and his Elven allies, telling them where Wormskull is, and gives them ankhs of reincarnation for their almost inevitable deaths.

(I highly doubt Wormy will negotiate with you, so watch out for his random army. Which brings about another question, if he's a peasent/villager how can he have an army and be a powerful spellcaster?)

 

[Kerrigan]

using Reflect, i push all the power wormy used back concentrated in one blast and wastes him
OWNED
and i am not human. Vampyres are undead

 

[Konblade]

I thank Lord Finarfin and lay siege to Wormskull's Castle.

 

[SeaGull1723]

"The clouds are darkening. They will have a taste of fear."

 

[Konblade]

I have arrived and have my cast Elves cast Flame Strike on Wormskull's castle. I myself barge in after the flames die down.

 

[superspider]

*Swings in on a rope*
Would you like TicTac konblade?no?take this then
*Gives konblade a orb of fire and Swings away*

 

[Lord Finarfin]

I teleport to Wormy's castle with a small army of powerful Water Elemantels to aid Konblade in sieging it.

 

[Metabee]

No i didn't use a toem, i used the glyph of omniscience reveals the map 4 5 secs, enuf time 2 locate u, and i was atleast able 2 send an owl(that was last turn) now i use mass teleport(got it from finarfin when i sucked his energy, i also got his spells) and now i'm standing right nxt 2 u.

 

[Wormskull]

well damn, read my post few posts ago, it said "new story from now on" since i destroyed the solar system beceause i attracted the sun closed to teh earth, making it boiling, everyone died.

lord finarin: anyway you couldnt have more than 2 or 3 water elemental, taking in account the summon cooldown and the duration of the water elements, im surrounded by knights and footmans and dwarves and towers, so you cant teleport next to me either, beceause you'd receive 300 dmg per sec

 

[Sopho]

~Finishes making a catapult~ (LOL)
That uses fire siege rocks however.

~Orders 10 Engineers to make 10 more.~

 

[Wormskull]

i am standing next to sopho and i cast howl of terror

 

[Sopho]

~Engineers run in panic~

~Sopho runs~

Asks: How did you find me in Azeroth?

 

[Wormskull]

i didnt, i started a new game. when everybody joins a game in diablo2 they're all in the same start location if they're on the same act, i used that idea.

*kills some creeps while in avatar form for +2 agil tome and a glove of haste

 

[Sopho]

Alright I get it.

~Morphs into a Dragon Warrior~
~Scouts Azeroth~

 

[Metabee]

Uhm, ok new game, i kill creeps 2 gain money i also get sum good potions, then i use them 2 buy construction workers, and make 'em build a castle.

 

[Wormskull]

metabee, you're only allowed to do one action, not 3.

*battles a group of thunder lizards*

 

[Konblade]

Ok, but ask me before restarting.
I buy a Longsword, and a Heavy Iron Shield.

 

[Kerrigan]

well then, i try to sell candy for my school to everyone because no one will buy it.

and you can have more than one action if theres more than one post after your last

and then since no one wants candy, ill just summon 10 face huggers and send them all after you because i control all aliens!!

 

[Konblade]

How, deceiving. I buy a Iron Mail Vest, and purchase a boat.

 

[Wormskull]

i destroy few human mage rougues, and a pack of bandits. all of this for a gentle pack of xp, gold, and items.

 

[Konblade]

I ask a good friend ( A Night Elf Hunter ) to set a few traps for me. I myself prepare for combat.


Note: You cannot warp\teleport\blink to any loctaion. Here is where we are, and we cannot leave until 1 team wins.