Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

Apheraz Lucent · Mar 17, 2015

So I've recently re-found out this old thread of mine...
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/off-topic-478/yo-hive-mama-jokes-243803/
...and died laughing. I want to give it a re-roll

Best of the jokes from the first one:

- Yo hive mama so fat, the Lich King model compressed to 5 kb in size when she stepped on it. (Maker)
- Yo hive mama so fat, she can't Log Out. (Orcnet)
- Yo hive mama so fat, she can't even log in. (MortAr)
- Yo hive momma so fat, she can't be hidden with hidden tags. (chobibo)
- Yo Hive mama so poor, she can't even afford the neutral reputation gem (Apheraz)
- Yo hive mama so smart, she joined Wc3C instead of THW. (Kyrbi0)
- Yo hive mama so fat her rep gems orbit around her gravitational field! (Tleno)
- Yo hive momma so big, she can't fit in a single account. (chobibo)
- Yo Hive Mama so fat, she fits into five pages of Pack resources. (Aph)

Give a shot at yours, share a laugh

Btw, lemme quote this:

Disclaimer:
This thread is made for your "Yo Hive Mama" jokes, and is not meant to insult individuals or groups, but to share the laugh and boost up motivation and creativity. Any user posts which are found disturbing, offensive or harrasing will be sanitized.

StoPCampinGn00b · Mar 17, 2015

Yo hive mama so ugly, she got rejected with a director's cut!

EDIT: Lol. I'm laughing at my own joke.

Gilles · Mar 17, 2015

Apheraz Lucent said:
Disclaimer:
This thread is made for your "Yo Hive Mama" jokes, and is not meant to insult individuals or groups, but to share the laugh and boost up motivation and creativity. Any user posts which are found disturbing, offensive or harrasing will be sanctioned.

I know it has multiple meanings, but sanctioned doesn't seem like the right word. I take that to mean you will give your approval.

Edit: I looked it up. Now I'm more confused.

Apheraz Lucent · Mar 17, 2015

*Sanitized, my bad.

@Stop, I lol'd

Celaquil · Mar 17, 2015

Yo hive mama so dumb, she thought something was OT in SE.

Paulus · Mar 17, 2015

Yo hive mama is so dumb, she has been set to "awaiting for update"

Orcnet · Mar 17, 2015

Yo Hive Mama is so fat, Hiveworkshop's server crashed, and database backup broke down.

bowser499 · Mar 17, 2015

Yo Hive Mama so troll, deletes the best resources cause of hiccups.

Apheraz Lucent · Mar 17, 2015

Your Hive Mama so ugly, you can only select "Rock" category when trying to upload model of her.

Celaquil · Mar 17, 2015

Yo hive mama so meta,

Tickles · Mar 17, 2015

Yo hive mama so fat, she turned a Mountain Giant into a pebble with one mouse click.

StoPCampinGn00b · Mar 18, 2015

Yo Hive mama so poor, when she tried to donate to Hive, Ralle donated money to her!

Apheraz Lucent · Mar 18, 2015

^good one lol.

bowser499 · Mar 18, 2015

Yo hive mama so fat, needs new thread after 4 pages.

Also, yo Hive Mama so unstable, needs a backup every day.

Daffa · Mar 18, 2015

Yo Hive Mama so rich, she pay the whole server per day!

Yo Hive Mama so kind, she give 9000 reps to all members.

-Grendel · Mar 18, 2015

Yo hive momma is so big, it took 5 weeks for the site to backup her data

Celaquil · Mar 18, 2015

Yo hive mama so rich and big, she made the world flat.

Orcnet · Mar 18, 2015

I see what you did there Keiji hahahah :xxd:

Celaquil · Mar 18, 2015

I have no idea what you're trying to insinuate.

>.>

<.<

N.Knight · Mar 18, 2015

Your hive mama is hypothetical. Said the Existentialist.

Shadow Fury · Mar 18, 2015

Apheraz Lucent · Mar 18, 2015

Off: Your mama so ugly, even Forever Alone guy rejected her friend request.

On topic: Yo Hive Mama so stupid, she still uses World Editor Unlimited.

Paulus · Mar 18, 2015

Yo hive momma is so ugly, nobody even tries to re-skin her

Daffa · Mar 18, 2015

Yo Hive Mama so Perfectionist, she rates all resources with 1/5.

Yo Hive Mama so Hungry, she ate the whole Hive.

Celaquil · Mar 18, 2015

Yo hive mama so fat, she's known as "the queen bee."

Zed · Mar 20, 2015

Yo mama so ugly, when she changed her avatar into her face Ralle banned her.

Daffa · Mar 20, 2015

Yo Hive Mama so Annoying she crash the server with her acts

Tickles · Mar 21, 2015

Yo Hive mama so dumb, she uploaded a bikini shot of herself to the model section.

BlackEnvyX · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama is so fat, she takes up all three lanes in Dota.

Daffa · Mar 30, 2015

Yo Hive Mama loves posts, she spammed the whole forum

BlackEnvyX · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama is so ugly, she was able to avoid being turned into the undead in Warcraft III because she already looked like one.

Orcnet · Mar 30, 2015

Yo Hive mama is so fat, it would take her to log in after Hive 3 is established.

BlackEnvyX · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama is so fat, Frostmourne bounced right off of her.

Daffa · Mar 30, 2015

Yo Hive Mama so famous, she gets 9999 reps for one map she made

TheLordOfChaos201 · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama is so fat ; when she stands on a digital scale it says 'pending...'

-Grendel · Mar 30, 2015

yo hive mama so ugly, my demons are afraid of her.

Shadow Fury · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama so stingy, she wouldn't give 1 rep for a director's cut map.

BlackEnvyX · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama is so fat, building her a chair cost all my race's lumber.

Shadow Fury · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama so damn rich, even the gold mines envy her.

BlackEnvyX · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama so dumb, she went to an orc peon for language advice

Apheraz Lucent · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama so fat, her map weight limit breaks even single player.
Yo hive mama so stupid, she tried playing Ultimate Terraining Map and was very sad and depressed that she couldn't win.

BlackEnvyX · Mar 30, 2015

Yo hive mama's so fat even World Editor Unlimited doesn't have the dimensions to hold her

Blood Raven · Apr 2, 2015

Yo mama so fat, her soul broke the Frostmourne.

Yo mama so fat, when she's placed in the World Editor, it crashes.

Yo mama so fat, when you load her model, you get Bluescreen.

Shadow Fury · Apr 2, 2015

Yo hive mama so infernal, the Frozen Throne melted when she thought of visiting the Lich King.
Yo hive mama so stupid and brainless, zombies didn't find any brain inside her head.
Yo hive mama so popular and ridiculous, it's been 3 pages we're making fun of her

Arad MNK · May 25, 2015

Yo Hive mama so ugly, That She got a negative reputation point in the Terrain board!

Yo hive mama so Fat, that putting her inside A map Passes 8mb limit!

Yo hive mama so Ugly, That SHE is my nightmare!

Zwiebelchen · Jun 12, 2015

Yo hive mama is so oldschool, she displays savecodes on screen.

Yo hive mama is so fat, she only has a "chest" attachment point.

Yo hive mama is so stupid, she fell through the alpha tile.

Yo hive mama is so ugly, she makes wintermaul look good in comparison.

Yo hive mama is so dumb, she still petitions blizzard to fix WC3 bugs.

Yo hive mama is so fat, fog of war covers her crotch.

Yo hive mama is so noob, she joins worm-war hostbot games.

Apheraz Lucent · Jun 12, 2015

yo hive mama is so stupid, she fell through the alpha tile.

i fucking died

StoPCampinGn00b · Jun 12, 2015

Yo hive mama is so noob, she joins worm-war hostbot games.

Ahhhhhhh!

Deleted member 242951 · Jun 15, 2015

Yo hive mama so fat, when I she made her model it was 3907 GB in size.

Yo hive mama so fat when I added her in a techtree of human race her foodcost went 299!

Yo hive mama so poor her gold cost in the techtree is 0.1

Yo hive mama so big her warstomp ability deals 999999 damage !

Yo hive mama so fat , her flesh armor is 100000

Yo hive mama so famous everyone knows about this thread !

Blood Raven · Jun 15, 2015

Yo hive mama so fat, she couldn't register on hive.

Yo Hive Mama Jokes - v2!

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