I finally had my first successful Binding of Isaac run! Took me about 8 tries, but I finally managed to beat Mom.
Heh, I didn't even have to cheese it with the Bible
Best game ever.
Well, now you only need to clear the run 8 more times and you can meet her heart![]()
I fell in love with myself today. As I sat there in front of my desk, I couldn't help but notice how beautiful I am. I was tempted to molest myself, and so I did.
It didn't end well though.
The manikin found out I was cheating on it.
My toilet couldn't flush after I released a motherload. Shit.
After a whole year.
Resisting, fighting the devil, running from the bandwagon.
A whole year, ladies and gentlemen.
But it had to happen. It always does.
*sigh*
I became a Brony today.
gg :/
I really don't want to enjoy it BUT IT'S SO GODDAMN FUN TO WATCH
Leave it now before it's too late!
Sorry, I am already drowned in it. It's so... cute.
Wow, that was gay.
I started playing Bloodline Champions again. Ahh, the nostalgia... feels good man.
also, @narrat0r:
I actually posted this on another site:
A short disclaimer: this one is NOT serious, while its...partially true, its not to be taken seriously. And no its actually not about me.
Today, it is a day to mourn, for yesterday, a person fell victim to a dangerous virus. His real name is not known. He fell victim to the virus known as ''bronyhood'' that made him sell his soul to the devil. When his parents came home, he was found dressed as a 'pony', which was somehow fused into his skin, most likely by dark magic, while being apparently stuck in an eternal coma. Now nothing can be done, the only thing he responds to is if he hears the words ''My little pony'' in that order, to which he shortly wakes up and responds by saying ''Friendship is magic'', after which he quickly falls back into his coma. God have mercy on this poor invidual.
... for no reason at all once again.