Uprising: Choose your side - Good / Evil

[Bernkastel]

I am going to cuddle with you, my little Azstur.

 

[Vengeancekael]

The writing contest has begun.

 

[Amargaard]

Yay!

 

[Azsure]

Cuddle sounds fun.

 

[Amargaard]

*whispers*
Beware, never trust that tricky lady

 

[Bernkastel]

I know, right? We're going to have so much fun!

 

[Azsure]

Will Alagremm join in too?

 

[AIagremm]

I hope not.
*Takes out the Cup of Denial and spills everything*
Drinking tea in pitch darkness is harder then it may seem... huh.

 

[Anknaton]

I'm with Mad King! Let's Rock'off Christmas! Muahahahaha!

 

[Bernkastel]

You can't drink in a sack, silly Alagremm.

 

[AIagremm]

*Feels the hot tea flowing down his neck and back*
Yea, I kinda figured it out by now...

 

[Azsure]

I'm still unsure where are we going though...

 

[AIagremm]

Somewhere colourful and nicely smelling.

 

[Azsure]

I hope there are cuddles in there, I was promised with them.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Wipes the sacks off*
Behold! Santa's shed!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yea. They are nice and- I'm too nice. What was in that tea?!

Oh boy! Santa's shed!

 

[Azsure]

Ohh! Lovely!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh my god! Look at all this porn!

 

[Azsure]

Uhh, pawn? I don't see any...

 

[AIagremm]

Erm. Better look away...

 

[Bernkastel]

This is out new citadel, make yourself at home.

 

[AIagremm]

I hope Santa won't just come inside suddenly and cut us in half with a chainsaw for coming into his shed.
And we can't have all this porn around Azuta.

 

[Bernkastel]

Just hide them to.. Wherever you hide yours.

 

[AIagremm]

Alrighty then.
*Takes out a lighter, lits it and throws it on the porn*
Some men just want to watch the porn burn.

 

[Bernkastel]

Beautiful.

 

[AIagremm]

I know. So, a shed. A tool shed. This is now our lair.

 

[Azsure]

I smell something burning!
*Blows a wave of wind over the place*

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh...

 

[AIagremm]

*Opens eyes slowly*
Great, now my robe is black.

I miss the Cult Closet of Cleaning Supplies.

 

[Azsure]

Uhh.. I..I'm sorry..
*Turns down head*

 

[AIagremm]

Sigh. It's fine, I guess.

Bern, we need furniture and other stuff to make this place habitable. I know you have a special history with furniture.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hmm..?
*Summons goat butlers*
Anything else?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh no, not these guys again. Ew, I don't like them, they're smelly.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Snaps her fingers and the butlers disappear*
Gah.. Fine..

 

[AIagremm]

I mean we need a couch, some beds or hammocks... a table definetly.

Also we need a drawer and a fireplace. Could be one of those iron stove thingies of course.

 

[Bernkastel]

You'll do your dirty works by yourself.

 

[AIagremm]

Where will I get that stuff? I don't haev a special relationship with furniture, like you do.

 

[Bernkastel]

Summon them? With magic? No?

 

[AIagremm]

You know I don't do that. I deal with organics.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh... Awkward.

 

[Azsure]

I will look into this place meanwhile, might take a bath too um, where is the bathroom here

 

[Bernkastel]

There is no bathroom!

 

[Azsure]

Aww.

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't worry, you can pee right there.
But I don't know about bathing.

 

[Azsure]

That was... not what I was thinking of, but... nevermind.

 

[Legion_King]

You can take a lava bath here.

 

[Bernkastel]

Stay away from my husband!

 

[Azsure]

But wouldn't that burn a bit?

 

[AIagremm]

Why wasn't I invited to the wedding?

 

[Bernkastel]

The wedding?