Uprising: Choose your side - Good / Evil

[AIagremm]

Am, the theme is Christmas-lovers versus destroyers of Christmas. Was there ever anything nice about that?

 

[Amargaard]

What has the theme to do with good sportsmanship?
Do we have to literally hate and mock each other, just because we're on two different sides?

 

[Vengeancekael]

It's usually like that when it's evil vs good, but lets not get offensive here.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, it's evil versus good. People try to fit their roles, such as being evil.

That is why I must decapitate you.

 

[Amargaard]

I know, I'm participating in this as well. All I ask, is that we keep the tone of the contest friendly, even though we're playing our good/evil roles

By the way, won't you 'naughty kids' cook up some WiP's soon? :b

 

[AIagremm]

Screw the rules, I have green hair.

 

[Amargaard]

Let's not forget the roleplay-essence in here,
It's what makes these contests special so fake a tear,
let out a leer, drink a beer, do whatever you want 'till new year,
then this holiday event will be over I fear, but we still have a month left so get near,

'cuz I have a story that you might find very interesting to hear.

 

[AIagremm]

I have a fun story too. On the Christmas morning the sun never got up and eternal night took domain over the world. As the fire of Christmas cheer ran out, people found cold death in their cute little homes, which became their crypts for years to come, as snowy grave lay over the dead cities...

 

[Amargaard]

Wow, what a fun story. Good thing it will never be like that - due to kari's invention and santa's awzumness, we have secured another great christmas this year

 

[sonofjay]

Actually i know the line David said, from "Tropic Thunder" Right?

Anyway I shall join the forces of Evil as I seek greater power, but I no plan to be slave by the King as I shall become King myself.

Clicky

 

[sonofjay]

Alright I'll be glad to take david on a rap battle, well its still related on the event since i'ma crash someones hopes and dream so I guess its fine.

Clicky

So I heard you like rap battles
Don't worry bro i'll make you a choke artist


You don't know what the game really feels
Its actually brings chills straight to your heels
You just banged to the wall
Then drop in a hole
In the middle of a storm
I'll just proved that you're a dope

I'll give you time time to fix your rhyme
I might even sing a lullaby
You rap like a silly girl
Your lyrics just makes me twirl

You talk a lot of shit but yet you don't know
The real meaning of the game that can make all say "WHOA"
I'll drag you from the top and will drop you down yoh

Then what now?
I'm not yet done on you
Before you say things you should back it up bro
Or you'll make yourself funny
And people will look down on you
Or you should find a new life
And change your name bro

Its now really about the rhyme bro
Its what you're talking about
The game is to tell a story
And not to simply bully
But this time i'll crash your dreams
As you kneel while you say sorry
But i'm just to generous to give you all my fury.

 

[Amargaard]

That's the problem with you power hungry naughty kids - let's hope for your own sake the Mad King won't see that post of yours sonofjay

Did someone say rap battle?

Did I just see someone start a rap battle?
you're not old enough for that, return to your rattle,
the rest of you naughty kids you are all a bunch of cattle,
the Mad King riding your back, sitting well comfortable on a saddle.

I do not scold, trust me, it's merely a warning,
Just saying that following Mad King only leads to starving,
He keeps all the treasure he loots for himself and make a pawning,
And there will be nothing left for you except a Christmas with no dawning.

Now, is that what you really want?
Will you destroy happiness to go taunt?
Please think twice before you join his evil haunt,
consider the fact that Santa brings gifts with all you want.

Consider that Santa shares his Christmas foods,
while the Mad King orders you to burn down the woods,
only thing bad about Santa is his love of naughty kid tooths,
remember that Santa is a man of his word, so choose lies or truths.

This one goes out to all those of you who have not yet been entirely blinded by the Mad King's evil terror - you can still choose to join Santa's awesome team - we have presents!

 

[Bernkastel]

But will we surely get what we want for christmas if we choose that option?

 

[Amargaard]

I promise you the greatest of christmas if you join Santa's team, the evil team will know that we have far more to fight for *cough*presents!*cough* than they do!

 

[sonofjay]

One shall not be scared of the King as long as he ponder to spread further evil. I'll never be loyal to anyone as I seek to be the strongest but the cause of spreading evil will always be the bridge of me and the Mad King.

 

[Bernkastel]

You consider destroying christmas.. Evil..?

 

[Amargaard]

Yeah, and that's the only reason they team up with the Mad King - to be evil
You don't want to be evil, do ya? I mean, good guys always wins in the end, you know :b

 

[sonofjay]

Most likely the case.

But it is time to turn the tides of this long history of goodies winning against bad-ass villains.

 

[Amargaard]

You guys are not bad-ass villains, you are bad ass-villains, and your 'shitty' powers will never succeed in destroying Christmas! :b

 

[Bernkastel]

Eh..? I think I'll just side with Santa to gain what I desire, and humiliate all you who think that you're an evil force, a scourge that shall wipe out the light.
I will show you true terror

For I am, the Intellectual Rapist.

 

[Amargaard]

Yay, good choice miss!
See, sonofjay? Your evil team slowly falls apart! >

 

[Bernkastel]

I cannot stand you brag about something that you do not even possess, nor have you achieved it.

 

[sonofjay]

For one to achieve what he truly desire should walk through the valley of darkness and death again and again and again to be able to reach the top of and reach what he desires. If you just simply took the shortcut then what is the worth of what of achieving all of the things you desire if you didn't even make a effort to reach it. To my conclusion, Santa is making his followers lazy and just relying for someone to give what they desire on their life.

P.S.

I have some terrainng job to do, will call someone to back me up.

 

[Amargaard]

Santa's force truly is in the lead, we own all rights to brag. Naughty kids, return once you have something seriously threatening.
I feel a sudden inspiration how to improve my drawing, with a humiliation of the Mad King, ehehehe >

EDIT: You call us lazy? That is another lie sonofjay! What are santa's team doing at the moment? Decorating, working hard to getting ready for christmas. What have your team done yet? Stealing our presents? Is that what you call hard work?

 

[Bernkastel]

You clearly do not see what you can achieve... When you're the last.

 

[sonofjay]

Nope we're busy ruining temples, houses, and spreading evil. Looks like I have a sudden inspiration to re-make my terrain for the contest to make it more devastating to this candy lovers.

 

[Bernkastel]

You're ruining temples? Be wary of what temples you demolish, be way of what lands you tread. For He will be watching.

 

[David]

Sonofjay...

You thymes are weak
I am watching you fail
from the peak
your using bad words watch out for the jail!

My rhymes are evil
they scare even the devil
You are scared like a fat
ugly pussy cat!

It probably took you more than a day
to write the rhymes
I will throw clay
in your face.

OH wait there are no rhymes in
your foolish poem
you should know I will win
BOW BEFORE ME SONOFJAIL

 

[Gen Bloodhorn]

I have served him when i was still in the town
now I will help crush that red clown!
and honor the mad king and respect him with his crown.
Mad King I serve you once more
because at the end, you will have the highest score.

 

[Amargaard]

Hey, I wanna be part of this too

I assumed the evil team would fall apart and it seems to be true,
Just after losing a team member, fighting each other is all you can do?
BernKastel, I know it was a very hard question - you wanted to follow who?
But let me tell you this, miss, you made the right decision, you joined the best crew!

We're better in any way, David should know - he's a lyrical poo bag,
the truth is that Santa's essence makes us better at anything we look at,
Sonofjay wants all the power for himself, but for what? To be even more bad?
That would be truly awful, but no worries, luckily he lack some brains in his forehead.

DSgamer and others stands loyal on our side as well,
we got nothing to fear, Santa is armed with his magic bell,
but like I told you we won't hurt anybody nor keep them in a cell,
On christmas eve they get Kari's collars on, so they can hear a story santa will tell.

EDIT: Ooooh, evil have gotten a new player. Welcome to your doom Gen Bloodhorn

 

[sonofjay]

@David, wow, that was one of the worst poetry that i ever read.

 

[Amargaard]

But guys, do some roleplaying, I am running out of inspiration for my drawing! D:

 

[David]

@sonofjay I know I came up with it in minutes lol

 

[Amargaard]

Vengeancekael, you really should edit this post
Please add kari0003 & BernKastel to Santa's side, and sonofjay to the Mad King's side

Hmmm, we're not in the lead as I thought :l
But! We still are the most loyal and teamworking of the two teams, and we obviously have the most Christmas spirit, not to mention the fact that we're the most productive team

 

[David]

Iw wanna be in santas now mad king is meany!!

 

[Amargaard]

Mad King is not mean, fact is Mad King wanna be on Santa's team too xD

 

[Vengeancekael]

Santa Claus' Corruption Level: 10% [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
The Mad King's Purging Level: 30% [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
Updated! I suggest The Mad King's minions get more active.

 

[Bernkastel]

Ugu~!
What about R'lyehmas!?

 

[Amargaard]

Hehehehe, good job Santa's team!
And Bern, I'n still disappointed in you - I thought you had finally realized the difference between good and evil :l .. What if those Outer Gods, that you worship, wants to participate in Santa's Christmas Eve too?

 

[Gen Bloodhorn]

To Amargaard

you dare make insult the Evil Amargaard
i will throw something on your face called a lizard.

your nothing but just an old aged,
so i will cook you until you are roasted.

You think your rhymes are splendid?
you are weak because you can't lift the sword i wielded.
your body is as soft as liquid,
wait! i am sorry, your mother said your grounded,
because i smacked you and you were wounded.

The Mad King is the highest,
you are nothing but a pest,
you are a part of the ground as the lowest,
so go back to your house and rest,
and play puny games and finish your quest,
because you are not the best.
By the way, Santa's army is the weakest!

To Santa's elves

Santa have the weakest army,
you guys are like Barny,
that is a guy that may
be a pink dinosaur gay,
so go to the church and begin to pray,
for evil is near to search their prey.

"I shall destroy the whole Kalimdor with the help of the Mad King!"
-General Bloodhorn, Chief of the Bloodhorn clan that seeks blood from their enemies.

 

[Bernkastel]

The Mad King must feel bad for his allies.

 

[Amargaard]

Reply to Gen Bloodhorn

Bloodhorn are you saying you have the better rhymes?
Santa and Mad King both knows that I could beat you at all times,
You think you are so awesome in servitude to Mad King doing your evil crimes,
be careful at the deep water - oh it's too late you have already been crossing lines.

I'm old and weak? Lies, I'm a young orcish warrior with strong abs,
Look at my muscles, what are you? A tauren high on mushroom caps?
Hahahaha, you're so predictable that you fall for each one of our traps,
so you have nothing to do here, naughty child, go back to your endless faps!

Do I have to say it again? Santa's team are the coming victors,
In the start I took Mad King seriously, I know now he wears lip-gloss,
If I were you, I'd switch side right away to Santa's team and smartly stick-to-us
Because we got in the lead with fair play even though your team is full of evil tricksters.

 

[Legion_King]

I have arrived to aid the King of Madness.

 

[David]

I love it hom amargaard raps XD lol doose rhymes

 

[David]

I'm old and weak? Lies, I'm a young orcish warrior with strong abs,
Look at my muscles, what are you? A tauren high on mushroom caps?
so you have nothing to do here, naughty child, go back to your endless faps!

instant win lol

 

[kari0003]

Ugh Legion King.. You look scary..



Wanna join Santa's side? ^^

 

[VeljkoM]

Another warrior came to join the Mad King.

 

[Bernkastel]

I hope you are not as miserable as the others, Velj. Nihihi~

 

[VeljkoM]

Am I understanding correctly or are good guys wining despite being outnumbered? Seems more cunning measures must be taken.

 

[Legion_King]

The Evil ones have just started acting while the Good ones started some time ago.