Uprising: Choose your side - Good / Evil

[David]

Azsure you can take a bath in my cewl bathroom but the cool part is ur going to shower with me D

 

[Bernkastel]

Stay away from him, you freaks!

 

[Legion_King]

You may get reduced.

 

[AIagremm]

Well when did he become your husband?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh? He's not my husband.

 

[Azsure]

Um.. I'm a bit confused now.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Hugs Azsure tight*
Oh, you don't have to be confused, for I am here with you. And the world itself is on it's knees! Look how it shivers infront of you! It will be reduced to ashes beneath your glory!

 

[Azsure]

Oh, you are right, it will be reduced.
*Sigh* But somehow I don't feel very useful...

 

[AIagremm]

So... do you like intend to marry him? Is marrying Old Ones even allowed?

At least there have been no precedents.

 

[Bernkastel]

Did you hear that my, little Hastur..? We can get married!
*Hugs Azsure even tighter, and the shed's lamp falls off the ceiling knocking Bernkastel out*
Geeeh...~

 

[AIagremm]

She's out cold. I recommend you run.

It's futile though, she can smell fear.

 

[Azsure]

I.. think I will go back, this place is too cold neverthless, and if my foots get frozen too much there might be some... consequences.

 

[David]

Is it just me or do you guys smell alchochol here too ?

 

[Bernkastel]

*Grasps Alagremm and Azsure*
You two can't leave me..! For I love you!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, oh, oh. Look here, you can't have us both. You have to make a desicion.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Let's her grip go and has a confused look on her face*
.. What are those?

 

[David]

You...you..you don't love me (


*Watches alagremm from a hill and jumps*

 

[AIagremm]

That means you have to choose one of us. I recommend the young, agile and soft one.

 

[David]

AIR ASSASINATE ALAGREMM LIKE A BOSS!Ba dum tss!Now pick me bernkastel!

 

[Bernkastel]

.. But what if the 'Young, agile and soft' option does not like me?

 

[Legion_King]

I'm too huge to be chosen.

 

[David]

But I like you D:

 

[AIagremm]

You do what you always do in such cases. MAKE HIM LIKE YOU.

 

[Bernkastel]

I have to be a cat?

 

[AIagremm]

Um... not neceserrily, but sure, you can do that. You know what they say, "a cat is fine too"

 

[Bernkastel]

So... Which one of you is the young one?

 

[Azsure]

Uhh, but how can I be liked with these... things coming from me?

Hidden

 

[Bernkastel]

Eee~ So cuuute..~
*Cuddles with Azsure's lower body*

 

[AIagremm]

Adorable.

 

[Azsure]

Uhh stop it.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Stops and looks at Azsure*
Hmm..?

 

[Azsure]

It tickles! And... shameful...

 

[Bernkastel]

Pff... There's no one around except for Alagremm.

 

[Azsure]

I'm still not comfortable! *hides body inside and let's out legs*

 

[AIagremm]

I think I'll go touch David's dead body with a stick. I'll leave you two alone.
*Leaves to play with corpses*

 

[Bernkastel]

*Goes to sit in the corner and sighs*
.. No then.

 

[Azsure]

Um... fine... *releases body*

 

[Bernkastel]

*Looks at Azsure*
I said.. No.

 

[Azsure]

*Looks as if it's about to weep*

 

[Bernkastel]

*Puts her hands around her feet and presses her face to her knees*
I-it's okay.

 

[Azsure]

I... I want to be useful...

 

[Bernkastel]

I am the Messenger of the Outer Gods! What do you think I can do with you!?

 

[Azsure]

Hmh, I feel like I am not getting the propper treatment here, messenger.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Turns her head away*
I am not talking to you anymore.

 

[Azsure]

But you are my worshipper! And I order you to answer!

 

[Bernkastel]

But I don't want to!

 

[Azsure]

It is the will of your God, not yours.

 

[Bernkastel]

What was I supposed to do again?

 

[Azsure]

Err.. I... Do not question my whims!

 

[Bernkastel]

*Shrugs and goes to lie on the floor, looking at Azsure*


..So.. Any orders, Great One?