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Hey, hey and hey.
I have been making my campaign now over a year now. I have already released bunch of alpha tests from it. Some of the testers have said to me that my english is bad so here I am: Translation Request 18. I have couple of texts and if you even can translate one text I would be grateful. I would like you to make these texts to be without any grammar errors, make them very funny and entertaining.
This time the theme is drunk and keys. There's one guy in corner of chapter 6 who is giving some information about the keys around the place. He's always drunk and he tells random things, but in the lines, there are also some information that player needs. Make these texts funny, so player surely will laugh.
Current jokes are horrible and childish. Perhaps you should remade whole text? Just keep in mind that the keys are already put in the campaign so don't change the place of keys. Jokes you can change, it's up to you. I also have to remind you that I'm bad with jokes, and I'm not from England, which means I don't have good jokes... Oh whatever.
I will give you credits at the campaign and also some rep in here. Thank you beforehand.
I have been making my campaign now over a year now. I have already released bunch of alpha tests from it. Some of the testers have said to me that my english is bad so here I am: Translation Request 18. I have couple of texts and if you even can translate one text I would be grateful. I would like you to make these texts to be without any grammar errors, make them very funny and entertaining.
This time the theme is drunk and keys. There's one guy in corner of chapter 6 who is giving some information about the keys around the place. He's always drunk and he tells random things, but in the lines, there are also some information that player needs. Make these texts funny, so player surely will laugh.
Current jokes are horrible and childish. Perhaps you should remade whole text? Just keep in mind that the keys are already put in the campaign so don't change the place of keys. Jokes you can change, it's up to you. I also have to remind you that I'm bad with jokes, and I'm not from England, which means I don't have good jokes... Oh whatever.
I will give you credits at the campaign and also some rep in here. Thank you beforehand.
It's always nice to introduce myself... My name is... Wait a sec I need to think... My name is... drunk. Yes, my name is drunk. I know that your next question is why my name is drunk... I'm drunk because always drunk, is that okay? I hope so.
Red is pretty hot color, isn't it?
Because... I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, I want to... Fuck, fuck, fuck... You should be extra careful in here, if you ever again want to fuck, fuck fuck... If you ever want to... Fuck fuck, fuck. I think... You should try to look middle of this whole place.
Because... I want to fuck, fuck, fuck, I want to... Fuck, fuck, fuck... You should be extra careful in here, if you ever again want to fuck, fuck fuck... If you ever want to... Fuck fuck, fuck. I think... You should try to look middle of this whole place.
Blue key, hmm? I think I just saw it few days ago, in a hell! I mean... When I was working here my job was to throw all garbage to ghouls. Then I saw the blue key! In a room where the ghouls are. I tried to take it but one ghoul bite me on my dick and after that I run away fast as I could and I never came back. What a horrible ghoul! Biting dicks are lame, he gotta be a pervert!
Yellow key is easy to find. I was today morning at the market buying some alcohol for more. I can't stand if I'm not drunk all the time. After the market, I went to piss in next room. But guess what!? I was pissing on the yellow key! I wonder why I didn't pick it up? Ohh... Now I remember, because it stinks.
Let me think... It have to be somewhere west side, because I have never seen it in east side! I know that I'm wise. However! I heard that there is a powerful, but stubborn skeleton who's carrying the key. Why the hell skeleton have a key!? I should have it.... I should have it! Did you hear!? I should have it!
Uuh... White always reminds me of... Why the hell I should tell you!? It's my own secret... Orgasm! Ups, now I told you that. About the key... I think my sister who just died, but who cares? Said to me that he... I mean she... Or was it he? Whatever, saw the key when he, I mean she was cleaning the vampire rooms at the west side. She.... I mean he saw it in a bookshelf.
I know where is the teal key! I know! Or I mean... I knew! It was in my pocket sometime ago. But then I lost it, lucky me. Argh! But hey, I think where it can be found! You say where? I say here! I think you can find it from here. No, no, no, not from my pocket of course. From this whole place. Don't you get it? Haha!
The pink is the most precious key. But I really wonder why it's the pink color!? It's the color of women! Am I woman? No. I think that our demon leader is loved to another demon. Perhaps me!? No. Why else the color would pink!? Please don't ask anymore questions, this is making me horny! Demon women, aah. I love demon women. They are so sexy!
Did you... Did you say master key, huh? It gives me an orgasm, sorry. I have always wanted to have that key. Why? Because it opens all gates! I don't really know where to get it... But I think not from this place at all. That's my guess. I really need to pee now, can I go?
