Toilets

[TheDivineBoss]

Hey guys, I got an announcement to make.

I'll be going to the toilet to take a dump.

I'll be gone for at least ten minutes, fifteen if I got the new TV guide since it's Tuesday.

Don't miss me.

 

[Anachron]

I don't want meant to be melodramatic and your post was really awkward.

 

[raid1000]

Hey guys, I got an announcement to make.

I'll be going to the toilet to take a dump.

I'll be gone for at least ten minutes, fifteen if I got the new TV guide since it's Tuesday.

Don't miss me.

we'll miss you :'(

 

[Mulgrim]

and who the hell made me the author of the other thread? i wish the mods would stop picking on me D:

 

[Saken]

10 minutes? Wtf are you doing in the mean time? Masturbating while pooping?

Today I had to work and close, sucked since I twisted my ankle in the first hour of my shift. It's all good though, tommorrow I get to pick up a letter that'll guarantee me a free ride through college, that and I fooled around with my girlfriend earlier. Work tommorrow though. D:

 

[leet.firefox]

You don't read while you poop?

 

[Kwaliti]

Nay, unless I use that same magazine/newspaper to wipe my ass.

 

[Mulgrim]

wat? people really do that?

 

[Deleted member 157129]

wat? people really do that?

When you're out of toilet-paper, you're out of toilet-paper.



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No really, I don't run out of toilet-paper. And if I did, I wouldn't take a dump.

 

[Mulgrim]

not that lol, i mean read while in the bathroom.

and btw, real man use sandpaper

 

[Kwaliti]

and btw, real man use sandpaper

I can imagine the horror.

 

[Deleted member 157129]

not that lol, i mean read while in the bathroom.

and btw, real man use sandpaper

This seems to do the trick for me.. paper ain't enough.

 

[Mulgrim]

oh lawd

 

[Pyritie]

thread split

 

[The_wand_mirror]

wat? people really do that?

Yeah it's not that hard to do that it should have full attention.

 

[raid1000]

this conversation is getting shitty
i usually meditate on the toilet

"I must be one with the poop and the toilet"

 

[Squiggy]

Stupid thread - closed

 

[Hakeem]

thread split

This did not merit a topic. <_<


I lol'd just the same at wire brush anyway. xD