The Daily Peon

[trolman]

Nah enought of the swine flue for me i need new news.

 

[trolman]

Ok Alagremm here's the job for you:
There's a delivery of illiegal Scout Towers i want you to have a report and picture of the deal the dilivery's at the Stormwind docks at midnight tonight!

 

[Misha]

This's ought to be interesting :3

 

[AIagremm]

Shady deals in Stormwind Port

Unknown bandits tried to buy illegal blood elven scout towers from blood elves in Stromwind Port this midnight. Bandits escaped the scene of crime.

Blood elves sabotauged the port and tried to escape. All blood elves were caught by the Honor Guard, the fire was stopped. The blood elves are now awaiting their fate in Stormwind Vault.

 

[trolman]

GL Alahremm it was intresting and im glaad im not the the Daily peon(tm) isnt dead.The TD part was cool.
(i need a job cuz i cant think of anyting)

 

[AIagremm]

I send you to investigation of an interesting thing: how did the worgen learn druidism?

As for me... who be ma next victim?

 

[trolman]

Ok now these are just some rumors but the litch king wants to be sure:Northrend is melting find that out!

 

[trolman]

(peon voice):Work complete!
(read them from the right to the left.)

 

[AIagremm]

Intriguing. I'll try to inspect Nothrend today.

 

[trolman]

No wonder they call northrend the roof of the world,i can see its end at the back of the 3rd picture :O also that armor must be really heavy cuz arthas was taller and i want an autograpth (i cant type this word write eaven at my own language).Also i need investigate something.

 

[AIagremm]

I was too lazy to make the doodad bigger
Ans yes, there is the end of the world.

Let me think... find out something about how weird draenei and naaru are, and maybe some stuff about Shattrath City.

 

[trolman]

Great things about warcraft that i dont know oh well ill try.

 

[AIagremm]

Personally I think draenei and naaru are awesome, but you need to make a report why Blizzard is totally crazy because they made them in warcraft and stuff.

 

[trolman]

There!
The draenei and naaru were created by blizzard to be the ultimate evil.

 

[AIagremm]

Wow thats crazy. Its kinda interesting how you created the naaru.

Hm... let me think. Oh, have you seen Gnomeregan Gnews Gnetwork?

 

[trolman]

Wha--

 

[AIagremm]

You havent seen Gnomeregan Gnews Gnetwork? Everyone in this group should see it!
Check this. There will two movies: Nether Drake Trailer and News From Outland: Crisis at Da Portal
You can alos watch Brewfest Trailer

 

[trolman]

but thats wow and i dont wanna know (lol)

 

[AIagremm]

But its still funny.

 

[trolman]

Watch this video to find out my awnser:

 

[AIagremm]

My brane has melted...

 

[trolman]

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[AIagremm]

is my video answer.

 

[trolman]

My awnser to wat you are :

We should stop this isnt random lulzers

 

[AIagremm]

Why are you so obsessed with Mario?

 

[Misha]

Spam! D:

 

[trolman]

Forgive us oh great archon.

 

[Misha]

let's get some new news, shall we? :]

 

[Evillizard]

I'm a peon who doesn't harvest trees, I save trees! I'm a orc wisp!

 

[AIagremm]

Imagine that. So you levitate around the tree? Thats the scoop of the century!

 

[trolman]

Oh i remember when i saw you today Evillzard you remember?

 

[AIagremm]

Lets greet our new member, Wolfe Orscythe! ^^

 

[Wolfe]

Zug Zug? =D

 

[AIagremm]

Yes Warchief!

 

[Misha]

hello Wolfe :]

 

[trolman]

h1 :3

 

[Misha]

let's get the newest news report, people :3

Theme, WoWcataclysm. (seen from the war3/TFT world)

 

[trolman]

I'm done!
The poor trolls,they never had it coming.

Troll:OH NO!THE DRAGONS BE COMIN FOR US!RUN!
Warchief:chill Zul'kis.I kno that the big voodoo gods in the sky be sentin them to help us in da new war against the humans.They be the horde new ally.

 

[AIagremm]

NOOOOOOOO!!! You're corrupting us!

 

[Misha]

cool that should be the latest headlines ^^

 

[AIagremm]

"Corruptive corruption investigating journalist corrupts Daily Peon."

 

[trolman]

Mee?

 

[AIagremm]

No, tleno. It seems his post was deleted. I sence the corruption spreading...

 

[trolman]

Wait so tleno is in the group and posted something bad?I dont sence shit?!?!

 

[Misha]

Duh.. send the reporters to investigate the sudden headline disappearance.

 

[trolman]

Im too AFK for this....some one alse do it.

 

[AIagremm]

Behold... Hunt for Tleno, the comic!
More pages coming soon!

 

[DrPepper1]

*gets out a peon-whip*
Grawh.

 

[AIagremm]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, fellow peons, hivers, knights, undead, idiots and others!

 

[Misha]

Press closed, happy new year!