The Cult

[Bernkastel]

* Uh...! How dare you!? Insult me more and i'll come down there myself! *

 

[AIagremm]

*Voice, you dont bring down the thunder, yo!*

 

[Bernkastel]

* And stop calling me "Voice" It sounds ridiculous *

 

[AIagremm]

*Okay, what should I call you?*

 

[Bernkastel]

* I would think the most proper way of calling me for now is; The God of Miracles *

 

[AIagremm]

*God of miracles? Another god? *

 

[Bernkastel]

* *cough* The only real god! *

 

[AIagremm]

*Hey, wait a second. I remember a certain other god saying that!*

 

[Bernkastel]

* What!? Who!? *

 

[AIagremm]

*The one who stands before me waiting for my next orders.*

 

[Bernkastel]

* Ohh.. Nevermind then. *

 

[AIagremm]

*Suspicious "God of Miracles" arent you?*

 

[Bernkastel]

* Alagremm, we were not supposed to talk about me *

 

[AIagremm]

* Oh right. So, any tips?*

 

[Bernkastel]

* Kill all who oppose you? *

 

[AIagremm]

* Good. And about Garshilan? *

 

[Bernkastel]

* Kill, or do not kill. I am not interested. It's your decision after all *

 

[AIagremm]

* You just told me its my chance to do whatever I want. What should I do?*

 

[Bernkastel]

* Do you have greater desires than world domination? *

 

[AIagremm]

* Well... not greater. But big too*

 

[Bernkastel]

* And these big desires are... ? *

 

[AIagremm]

* Oh, I can't say it! *

 

[Bernkastel]

* No one else will hear it, you can tell it to me, Alagremm *

 

[AIagremm]

* You know, do that with Garshilan *

 

[Bernkastel]

* Really...? *

 

[AIagremm]

* Yea. I'm so lonely. *

 

[Bernkastel]

* Do not worry, Alagremm. The miracle that you'll find someone to have on your side for the rest of your life, surely has more than 0,00% chance to happen. But that girl there, is not the best decision. Dont waste your time on her. *

 

[AIagremm]

* Hm, you think? Jeeze, voice in my head... I mean god of miracles, you sure are a good friend. What do you propose I do then? *

 

[Bernkastel]

* I dont think, Alagremm. I know. Go and find someone who interests you and i'll see what i can do. *

 

[AIagremm]

* Sheesh, I got no one in mind*

 

[Bernkastel]

* Then go and find one, i do have time. The final sacrafice for the ritual is stil missing, and i am not in a hurry with it *

 

[AIagremm]

* What? Final sacrifice? Hey, wait a minute! *

 

[Bernkastel]

* You've heard enough for now Alagremm, now find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. And dont bother asking anything about what i just said.. *

 

[AIagremm]

Garshilan!

 

[Bernkastel]

Y-yes, master?

 

[AIagremm]

We need to find someone to spend the rest of my life with me! The voice in my head told me to do so!

 

[Bernkastel]

A voice..? That's why you've been quiet for so long, Master?

 

[AIagremm]

Yeap.

 

[Bernkastel]

But how can i help you finding a person that you'd love?

 

[AIagremm]

No idea. C'mon, you are way more sociable then I am.

 

[Bernkastel]

But me being more sociable does not help much in your relationship, does it, master?

 

[AIagremm]

You could find someone for me. Go into the mortal world, and seek her out!

 

[Bernkastel]

*Opens a portal and pulls a random person out of it* Done.

 

[AIagremm]

Who is that?

 

[Bernkastel]

Ummm.. Your new.. Girl friend.

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, voice in my head! Got you the final sacrifice.

 

[Bernkastel]

* Already? What a pity, i was about to have some tea *

 

[AIagremm]

* Well, I figured I dont really need anyone. Can solve things on my own. What should I do with Garshilan though? *

 

[Bernkastel]

* Dont worry about her, i'll take care of that. Now, call the Seven Stakes of Purgatory *

 

[AIagremm]

* I can't do that. Only Garshilan knows how to do that*