Oh. Okay then. Minions!
*Zepar and Furfur appear from shadow*
Hunt down the dire Turnassian bore and throddle him with the darkscythe of Skylith! Then, prepare him in the dark firey Pit of Zernon! Then cut him up nicely, put some vegetables on top and bring it here.
*Summons a table and two sits, as well as burning braziers for da move*