The Cult

[Bernkastel]

You sure have a... Huge board! *Keeps on laughing*

 

[AIagremm]

That's not the only huge thing I have, if you know what I mean.

 

[Bernkastel]

... Kihih~... Allright...
Exitium help me! Look what this madman is doing to an innocent elegant woman like me!

 

[Lord Exitium]

is he gonna rape you or something worst?

 

[Bernkastel]

Who knows what he's up to! He's already showing me his board!

 

[AIagremm]

I also have... huge... CHECKERS!
*Takes out and throws checkers at Garshilan and Exitium while laughing like crazy for some time*

 

[Lord Exitium]

well so i can use my nail for that board

 

[Bernkastel]

What is this nonsense!?

 

[Lord Exitium]

well i dont know i just arrived here

 

[AIagremm]

*Grabs tied up Garshilan and runs into one portal*

 

[Lord Exitium]

*exitium follow them*

 

[Bernkastel]

And where are you taking me now, uhh.. Fattie!

 

[AIagremm]

And? Oh, and Im taking you to my Lair in a world called Shieloh, where we can spend some quality time together.

 

[Bernkastel]

Eww.. I'd rather be with Zepar and Furfur!

 

[AIagremm]

They'll be there too.

 

[Bernkastel]

Yaaayw

 

[Lord Exitium]

no if i can help it
*exitiums clone come and grab tied garshilan and free her*

 

[AIagremm]

You tried to save her from the Cult(but she excalibolg'd you) and now you free her from me! I hope to see an excalibolg, or I am going to my Lair.

 

[Bernkastel]

Kyaaah~ I am confused now!

 

[AIagremm]

Don't you remember him? In the old days, when you were a little girl in the Cult, he tried to svae you from it, but you didnt want to be saved and excalibolg'd him!

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh... Was it so? Nevertheless! I want to see Zepar and Furfur!

 

[Lord Exitium]

(well beato kill me 5 times in day so one excalibolg kill dosent matter me much)
well i just free her nobody can tell or do her anything she dont want if she wanna go whit you i wont stop her but if you try kidnap her well i wont allow that

 

[AIagremm]

Why, they are in... my Lair. And that's where Im going.

 

[Bernkastel]

Well, i cannot just walk to your lair, so move it! Or maybe it'd be better said if i said move me!

 

[Lord Exitium]

*exitium grabb garshilan and walk in to alagremms cave*
is now better garshilan i know
*exitium summon zefira*
how can i help you exitium - zefira
carry your master zefira - exitium
very well - zefira
*zefira grab garshilan from exitium and start carry her*

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, hey, hey, whats with all the coming into my cave without my permission? I'll throttle you!

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh.. But this is my godlike escort!

 

[Lord Exitium]

i just summon zefira to carry her master thats all i am not gonna start carry garshilan everywhere

 

[Bernkastel]

Kihih~.. Master. From the mouth of a god.. That sounds good indeed..!

 

[AIagremm]

Also... you know this is a trap, right?
*The exit from the cave disappears into stone wall*

 

[Bernkastel]

Nihihii~ You might not be sure who is in a trap!
*Unties herself in a flash of light*
Seven Sisters of Purgatory!
*The Seven Sister appear behind Garshilan*
Awww.. You're starting to get better arent you Satan?

 

[AIagremm]

Just as planned.
*Shadow fills the room like a smoke and entangles the Seven Sister and Garshilan*
You eight were smartless, smartless, smartless. As for you Exitium... begone!
*Exitium and Zefira are teleported out from Shieloh, into the space-time continuom*

 

[Bernkastel]

You're not prepared! For i... Have duct tape!

 

[AIagremm]

But you are entangled already.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well what i am are going to do here ?
*make portal to oblivion and from there back to alagremms lair*

 

[Bernkastel]

And what are you planning to do now?

 

[AIagremm]

Kiss me

 

[Bernkastel]

Ewww...! No i wont!

 

[Lord Exitium]

honey i am back and guess what i have suprise for you alagremm
*siesta's appear*
siesta 00 report to duty - siesta 00
siesta 45 report to duty - siesta 45
siesta 410 report to duty - siesta 410
siesta 556 report to duty - siesta 556

 

[Bernkastel]

Who are you calling honey!?

 

[Lord Exitium]

nobody

 

[Bernkastel]

That's what i thought!

 

[Lord Exitium]

i have beato why should i marry you garshilan

 

[Bernkastel]

I am much more beautiful, elegant, fun, cruel and brutal!

 

[Lord Exitium]

well hmmm....do you wanna be my wife if you are so beautiful, elegant, fun, cruel and brutal?

 

[Bernkastel]

Absolutely not!

 

[AIagremm]

I teleported you away to space-time continuom, what are you even doing here?

Yea, well, you missed your chance. Im tired of you, hopefully I will never see any of you again! Bye!
*Disappears in shadow with Zepar and Furfur and the cave begins to collapse*

 

[Bernkastel]

Au-auauauau-auu-hauuuu~ I lost Zepar and Furfur! *Bursts in tears* Do something you fat god-like thing!

 

[Lord Exitium]

i knew that but i just ask and why you introduce yourself if you are not gonna marry me or even intrested me?
*exitium teleports garshilan and siestas and himself into oblivion*
and here is your servants
*exitium summon Zepar and Furfur back to oblivion*
so are you trying to leave your master
of course not we just play along whit garshilan we cant never leave our real master alagremm - Zepar and Furfur

 

[Bernkastel]

Au-auaau~ Zepar and Furfur... *Begins to drool*
Wait a second! You cruel foolish god-thing! You left my dear Sisters of Purgatory in that collapsing cave!