The Cult

[AIagremm]

Go down, into the caves beneath it.

 

[Bernkastel]

And in the caves?

 

[AIagremm]

There, I shall grant you my shadow powers.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, but my beloved master. I do not require your powers.

 

[AIagremm]

Don't you?

 

[Bernkastel]

No, i dont. Now i am going to pay a visit to Oblivion. Bye, Master Alagremm-kun-thingie!

 

[AIagremm]

You cannot escape me. I am inside you.

 

[Cthulus]

Hee hee hee

 

[Bernkastel]

You've got a point there!

 

[AIagremm]

And why do you want to go to that place? Lets rather visit Yuggoth

 

[Bernkastel]

I was there already, you silly.

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, so where do we go?

 

[Bernkastel]

*shrug*

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... well Im out of ideas too.

 

[Bernkastel]

Scrub my... Wait! No! Umm.. Let's think. Let's go to a picnic!

 

[AIagremm]

Scrub your what?!

 

[Bernkastel]

Forget it!

 

[AIagremm]

No!!!

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes!!!

 

[AIagremm]

Yes what?

 

[Bernkastel]

Forget it, maybe?

 

[AIagremm]

Forget what?

 

[Bernkastel]

God... What i said on last page!

 

[Lord Exitium]

*appear* well hello what we have here my good buddies how are you?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh my... It's you again.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well our game has stopped so what else i can do?

 

[Bernkastel]

You can pay for the hat that i ate.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes... make him pay... let the anger and wish for retribution fill you...

 

[Cthulus]

Or you can arrange for him to pay you back by completing 12 excruciating tasks for you!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh better yet, sacrifice him in my honor.

 

[Lord Exitium]

*create new hat for garshilan* here you go

 

[Bernkastel]

A-ha! A new hat! Just what a god needs!

 

[AIagremm]

Is it truly what you desire?

 

[Bernkastel]

Not anymore. Because i already got it.

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, let's go to an opera!

 

[Bernkastel]

What if i get scared there?

 

[AIagremm]

But we can go into caves and become the Phantom of the Opera!

 

[Bernkastel]

I dont want to be the Phantom of the Opera!

 

[AIagremm]

But the lyrics perfectly explain our relationship:

In sleep he sang to me,
In dreams he came...
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name...

And do I dream again?
For now I find
The Phantom of the Opera
Is there- inside my mind...

Sing once again with me
Our strange duet...
My power over you
Grows stronger yet...

And though you turn from me,
To glance behind,
The Phantom of the Opera
Is there - inside your mind...

Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear...
I am the mask you wear...

It's me they hear...

Your/my spirit
And your/my voice
In one combined:
The Phantom of the Opera
Is there- inside your/my mind...

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~

 

[AIagremm]

Exactly.

 

[Bernkastel]

I still dont want to be the Phantom of the Opera!

 

[AIagremm]

Awwww...

 

[Bernkastel]

Dont awwwww at me.

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, so what do we do then?

 

[Bernkastel]

Ummm...

 

[AIagremm]

Dont ummmm at me.

 

[Bernkastel]

I have rights to ummm at you!

 

[AIagremm]

And I have the right to awwwww at you!

 

[Bernkastel]

Fine!