The Cult

[AIagremm]

This was a triumph. Im making a note here, huge success. You cannot overstate my satisfaction... you tore me to pieces! And threw every piece into a fire. As it burned, it hurt because, I was so happy for you!

 

[Bernkastel]

Nihih~?

 

[AIagremm]

Honestly, when I was dying I was expected that my shadowy essence would be captured and put into some prison thingy or something, I don't know. Or forcefully put into some item of power. But... just flying around. Oh well. Might as well go do some... stuff.

 

[Bernkastel]

Stuff!? That means watching me in shower! Au-auauau-au-hauuu~

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, wha? OO

 

[Bernkastel]

Huh?.. OH.. Nothing.

 

[AIagremm]

Right... so... this is hows its like being dead. So... no boundings. Kinda expected no boundings to be much more fun. Hm... what could I do anyway?

 

[Bernkastel]

You can... Go to movies without paying

 

[AIagremm]

Screw that.

 

[Bernkastel]

You can be my friend again!

 

[AIagremm]

Your friend? Really now, little miss murderer?

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes ^^

 

[AIagremm]

Only through my imprisoned essence.

 

[Bernkastel]

*sob* But i wuv'd you.

 

[AIagremm]

Then why'd you kill me?

 

[Bernkastel]

You asked me to!

 

[AIagremm]

You are still a murderer.

 

[Bernkastel]

A cute murderer!

 

[AIagremm]

So, you really want me back?

 

[Bernkastel]

I do

 

[AIagremm]

Then, I require a physical vessel.

 

[Bernkastel]

The rapist

 

[AIagremm]

No, not him. Come on, it can be literally anything, an item, like a ring or a stone, a body made out of some material, heck, even some computer.

 

[Bernkastel]

What do you want to be then?

 

[AIagremm]

No idea.

 

[Bernkastel]

Just name it!

 

[AIagremm]

I dont know, what do you have?

 

[Bernkastel]

I have this... Rock.. And this another rock.

 

[AIagremm]

Erm... anything better?

 

[Bernkastel]

You're not talking about my underwear are you?

 

[AIagremm]

You want me to possess your underwear?

 

[Bernkastel]

No !

 

[AIagremm]

So...

 

[Bernkastel]

I just asked...

 

[AIagremm]

Right... what else?

 

[Bernkastel]

This cake! That i am about to eat.

 

[Lord Exitium]

i want cake too and my cookies you child

 

[Bernkastel]

Dont call me child, you fat!

 

[Lord Exitium]

hey i am not fat you skinny

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~! Uuu~! Dont call names at me!

 

[Lord Exitium]

same to you

 

[Bernkastel]

Au-auau~ You're mean!

 

[Lord Exitium]

no i am not i am only mean those who is mean to me

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not mean!

 

[Lord Exitium]

same here

 

[AIagremm]

I'm outta here.

 

[Bernkastel]

No !

 

[AIagremm]

Nooooo?

 

[Bernkastel]

You're correct. I said no

 

[AIagremm]

Im outta here. Nobody seems to want to give me a physical vessel anyway