The Cult

[Bernkastel]

I.. I cant!

 

[AIagremm]

Why? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it!

 

[Bernkastel]

Au-auau-auauu~

 

[AIagremm]

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

 

[Bernkastel]

Very well.
*Pulls out her scythe*
Thou shall be cleansed.
Now say your last words to praise the allmighty Oyashiro-sama!

 

[AIagremm]

All around me are familiar faces... worn out places, worn out faces... bright and early for the daily races... going nowhere... going nowhere...

 

[Bernkastel]

I really wanted to be praised. And you only talk your gibberish.. Hmh.. Bye now, Alagremm-kun. *Swings her scythe at Alagremm*

 

[AIagremm]

The tears are filling up their glasses... no expression, no expression... hide my head, I wanna drown my sorrow... no tomorrow... no tomorrow. And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which Im dying are the best I've ever had. I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to say... when people run in circles it's a very, very...

 

[Bernkastel]

SHUT UP!
*Cuts off Alagremm's head*

 

[AIagremm]

Mad world...

 

[Bernkastel]

Why dont you die already!? Au-auauau~
I am going to kill myself soon!

 

[AIagremm]

*Lies dead*

 

[Bernkastel]

Nyahahahahahahaaaa~

 

[Cthulus]

Guess what! I got a computer of my own!

 

[Bernkastel]

Yay! We have something in common!

 

[Lord Exitium]

*appear* Greetings mortals and little spirit child

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~! A god! Uuu~! Uuu~!

 

[Lord Exitium]

where?

 

[Bernkastel]

Here! Here!

 

[Lord Exitium]

you?

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes! Me!

 

[Lord Exitium]

well i am god too if you didint know.

 

[Bernkastel]

Nihihiiii~ Dont get silly!
*Pulls her dark cloak and scythe from thin air*
Bow before a greater deity, fool!

 

[Lord Exitium]

*open gates of oblivion and take Demonsoul balde and solutrim armors* Wanna fight?

 

[Bernkastel]

Ugu~! If it's a fight you want! It's a fight you get!

 

[Lord Exitium]

i choose arena where we fight.

 

[Bernkastel]

Mii~ You're going to cheat with using a specific arena!

 

[Lord Exitium]

i choose arena of oblivion.

 

[Bernkastel]

Au~! It'll be even greater to destroy you on your own arena!

 

[Lord Exitium]

well i am gonna win one way or other

 

[Bernkastel]

Ha! Your ignorance will be your undoing!

 

[AIagremm]

*Voice speaks in Exitium's mind*
Do not underestimate her... she has murdered her mentor and only friend. She is on her way to completely neglect humanity inside her, becoming far greater as a goddess. But far lesser as a human

 

[Lord Exitium]

hmmm...what is this voice in my head how he did even get in to my mind? and i am far more powerful than she is.

 

[AIagremm]

Beware, for She was tought well. Oh, and I would appear to Her in ghost form and say that She must use the Force, but... well She killed me, no way Im helping Her.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well you are just mortal so.

 

[AIagremm]

Enough with your overpowerness, or I will declare shenanigans on you!

 

[Cthulus]

At that point, the not-exactly-great and not all that powerful Cthulus sweeps down and kicks Al in the shin. Give a little encouragement! Oh, and we're not mortal

 

[AIagremm]

Well somebody here claims to be old as the universe, have his own universe, have many conquered worlds, machines for conquering worlds, have his own realm and have his own thousands of demon legions, which isnt even Lovecraftian a bit.

 

[Bernkastel]

Even i am more Lovecraftian!

 

[Lord Exitium]

are you talking to me? and by the way i am here not that powerful as in my own realm and i am swear loyalty to chutulu because he is more powerful than me

 

[AIagremm]

Oh shit, She heard me. Disappearing...

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~! Get back here you gnat!

 

[AIagremm]

Hwee awh nao shpeakin' in a tong beyon' her heering!

 

[Bernkastel]

Stop playing silly or i Uuu~ you to death!

 

[AIagremm]

I am dead already! Now, feel my PAIN!!!

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~?

 

[AIagremm]

*Garshilan feels the PAIN*

 

[Bernkastel]

It tastes like cookies!

 

[Lord Exitium]

i want cookie too

 

[Bernkastel]

No cookies for you!