The Cult

[Bernkastel]

Ofcourse it is, you silly.

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, open a portal.
...
Wait...
PORTAL!!!!

*Takes out his portal gun*
YES! I am full of portal!

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~

 

[AIagremm]

*Opens portal*
Now, let's go in! Ladies first

 

[Bernkastel]

Arigatou!
*Goes in to the portal*

 

[AIagremm]

Hope it didnt kill her.
*Comes in*
Looks safe

 

[Bernkastel]

*Looks at Alagremm with a confused look*
How could i die, Alagremm-kun?

 

[AIagremm]

I dunno. What of the portal instead went to some freaky dimension? Or the right dimension but wrong place, like 3000 meters in the sky, or something.

 

[Bernkastel]

But i am just a spirit, there are no spirit eater thingies, right?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh right, we havent revived you. Excellent, you'll be a perfect SCOUT!!! in this world.

 

[Lord Exitium]

hmm... what is going on here?

 

[Death_Nevermore]

you do not want to know...

 

[Lord Exitium]

Yes i want!!!?!!
*steps in to portal*

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~ Why do i have to scout? This looks like a really peaceful world.

 

[Lord Exitium]

Well, i dont know maybe there are fishmen here?

 

[Bernkastel]

I thought fishmen are our friends.

 

[Lord Exitium]

maybe not all of them.

 

[Death_Nevermore]

Oooooh Its beginning to look a lot, like, FISHMEN!

 

[Bernkastel]

Au-auau-au~ I am going home!

 

[Lord Exitium]

I come whit you garsh.

 

[Bernkastel]

! That "thing" knows my name! Stalkewwwww *Runs away in fear*

 

[Lord Exitium]

hey, don't run you will get lost *runs after Garshilan*

 

[Bernkastel]

You're chasing me? Wait till' Alagremm gets here, he'll turn you into lemons! *disappears*

 

[Lord Exitium]

Darn i lost her now i am gonna get myself killed. Oh well maybe i find some good looking fishwomans here.

 

[AIagremm]

*Comes out of shadow in a grove*
What happened while I was shifting realities? Where is everyone? Where is my portal? Where am I? And what the heck will I do with these lemons?!!!

 

[Bernkastel]

*Appears next to Alagremm*
I feel lost. Oh and you better be careful, there's a scary fellow running around here. You should turn him into a lemon.

 

[AIagremm]

YES! FINALLY A USE FOR THESE LEMONS!!!

Oh, and you didnt attract any ewoks on the way, now did you?

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~ They couldnt even see me and even if they could, they would think that i am a god.

 

[Death_Nevermore]

*Ewoks charge out of the forest screaming madly*

 

[Bernkastel]

Ugu~! *Disappears*

 

[AIagremm]

Begone... *rises his hand upon the ewok who is engulfed in shadow and runs away*

I expected something else from creatures living here. Hopefully they arent the only ones.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Appears back to Alagremm*
The madman i met earlier was muttering something about fishmen.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh no... good thing Dead Fish is in the Cult place. Now, let's find a shelter, until some locals arrive here on their Love Boat.

 

[Bernkastel]

Locals, eh?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes. I expect these furry creatures are nothing more then tribal beasts. We need to find more organized creatures of higher powers. Using them, we will rise to power. And later, we shall use these tribesmen as slaves.

 

[Lord Exitium]

Darn i didnt find any fishwoman, but i found some cute bunny girls. *looks at alagremm* Well hello there can i introduce myself my name is Exitium and you must be Alaremm who is gonna turn me to lemon?

 

[Bernkastel]

*goes behind Alagremm* T-there he is! The Madman!

 

[AIagremm]

The Madman! *Lightning strikes and thunder roars, while dramatic music plays*

*Takes out the Aperture Handheld Combustible Lemon Laucher*
Where is your house?!!!

 

[Lord Exitium]

What house? And please call me exitium.

 

[Bernkastel]

The intensive lair of the virgin eater!

 

[AIagremm]

Where is your house?! Im going to burn it down! WITH LEMONS!!!

Virgin Eater?! D=

 

[Lord Exitium]

i have done nothing wrong so why you are gonna turn me to lemon or destroy my house whit lemon?

 

[Bernkastel]

That madman must be the Virgin Eater of Ou'thnai!

 

[Lord Exitium]

i dont eat virgins i just rape them in oblivion.

 

[Bernkastel]

You do what...!? Auauu~
I told you! He's mad!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh noooooo!!! This is sad day!

Quick Garsh! Hide inside meh!

 

[Lord Exitium]

i am not mad i am just little bit pervert thats all. All men are little bit perverts.

 

[AIagremm]

Good thing I lost my humanity long ago.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Goes inside Alagremm and pops her head out of Alagremm's chest*
And what exactly am i supposed to do in here?

 

[Lord Exitium]

me too so i rape womans only for fun, but i am not gonna rape garsh if you are scared about that.