The Cult

[AIagremm]

Hm... my morality core is having doubts about this.

 

[Bernkastel]

What are we waiting foooor!?

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, you asked for it, though the scientific thinking of the person who created the motto "Safe science - boring science" is doubting. And Cave Johnson doesnt really seem to has been knwoing what he was doing in his test really. Oh well.
*Injects Garshilan with mantis DNA*

 

[Bernkastel]

A-hahahaaa! Finally. I, Oyashiro-sama will rule the world with these new powers bestowed by this amazing operation!
*face turns pale*
What DNA did you say it was again?

 

[Misha]

Mantis >:3

 

[Bernkastel]

This is not good, not at all. What should i do? What should i do?

 

[Death_Nevermore]

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout

 

[AIagremm]

Lay and roll on the floor. Oh wait. Nevermind.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Runs in a circle*
Au-auauau-auau-auau-hauau-auauauauuuuuuuuu~
No. This is not working.

 

[Misha]

Oho.. Garsh got 4 mantis wings? something is working..

 

[AIagremm]

Continue testing.

 

[Bernkastel]

I got wings!? Hauu~ Kawaii! Omochikaeri!

 

[AIagremm]

Test Subject Misha, prepare to step up for the testing initiative.

 

[Bernkastel]

Nihihi~

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~ How should i even know who you're talking to anymore.

 

[AIagremm]

I am talking to Test Subject 0032, Misha.

 

[Bernkastel]

Do i have a number?

 

[AIagremm]

Test Subject 0001.

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~! Name everyone from 0001 to 0032!

 

[AIagremm]

No. It is not required by the instructions.

 

[Bernkastel]

But you'll get cake.

 

[AIagremm]

Test Subject 0001, continue the mantis DNA injection procedure, or I will released the deadly neurotoxin.

 

[Bernkastel]

Why do i have to be mantis? Why not Misha?

 

[AIagremm]

You can try out any other unethical science test, sealed after failed experiments and to hide them from the public.

 

[Bernkastel]

Let's just do something. I want that cake you mentioned earlier.

 

[Misha]

someone called?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yes, the cake. It's so delicious and moist.

The testing initiative requires you to be injected with some sort of DNA and be changed with this sort of DNA. I will even let you choose what you want to be injected with. Then you'll meet your old friend - the deadly neuroto... I mean cake.

 

[AIagremm]

Test Subject 0032, your aforementioned test is closed. Await for further instructions.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hau~ Cat DNA! Nyaaa~

 

[Misha]

Hm.. snake DNA?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm. I would have prefered something like spider DNA. Oh well.
*Metal claws come from everywhere and put Garshilan in mid-air*
Prepare for the injection procedure. Deploying in 3... 2...

 

[Bernkastel]

1.. 0!

 

[AIagremm]

*Garshilan is injected and then hidden from everyone's eyes by hudnreds of claws and different instruments*

 

[Bernkastel]

... Nyan nyan?

 

[AIagremm]

You dont know fear. You dont know pride. You dont know anything. You will be perfect.

 

[Bernkastel]

Will i know cake?

 

[AIagremm]

You will know cake. It's so delicious and moist. Now... prepare for testing.

 

[Bernkastel]

Owkey. :3 Can i take a shower before testing?

 

[AIagremm]

A shower?

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes, a shower.

 

[AIagremm]

What for?

 

[Bernkastel]

Because i have to

 

[AIagremm]

Alright then.
*Activates the Emergency Fire Extinguisher System, causing water to spray from the ceiling*

 

[Bernkastel]

Thanwk youw. Now let's continue

 

[Death_Nevermore]

This is usually the part where the hero bursts in to save the damsel...

 

[Bernkastel]

But that's just the way i love!

 

[Bernkastel]

*Goes on the platform*

 

[Bernkastel]

Nyan nyan~ I am going to get barbequed. Nyan nyan~

 

[AIagremm]

Thank you for participating in the testing.
*The platform approaches the end of the line and is about to throw Garshilan down*

 

[Bernkastel]

It seems i am about to die. But that is not dead which can eternally auau~.