The Cult

[Bernkastel]

You still didnt answer my question, Alagremm.

 

[AIagremm]

What question?

 

[Bernkastel]

I asked that who are those three girls?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh. Well I dunno, your classmates

 

[Bernkastel]

My.. Classmates!? I am not going to study!

 

[AIagremm]

Fine. Imperio!

 

[Bernkastel]

Dont you yell at me!

 

[AIagremm]

The Force!

 

[Bernkastel]

Nipah~

 

[Bernkastel]

USA sucks.

 

[AIagremm]

High-five!

Cthulus lives in USA. Poor guy.

 

[Bernkastel]

No he doesnt

 

[AIagremm]

Yes he does.

 

[Bernkastel]

Dont tell it to him!

 

[Cthulus]

I fucking love my country! xD Well, it's not great but I'm happy I live here, despite being a member of the lower class :O

 

[Bernkastel]

Quality of life is overrated.

 

[Bernkastel]

Silly.

 

[Misha]

if quality of life is overrated, then why so many young people just... flock into america from all over the friken world?

 

[Cthulus]

It's a great place. Just because I may not always necessarily agree with the choices my government makes, doesn't make it a bad place. Everyone else just seems to grumble about and bitch about the US, but they never even try anything against it

Plus, all governments are evil by their very definition.

 

[Misha]

*stares at Alagremm suspiciously*

 

[Misha]

ahem.. we're a cult, we don't need all this mumbojumbo

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes, brother Misha is right.

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed, brothers. And sisters.

Anyhow, tomorrow Im fleeing to the lands that were once the Roman Empire. There I shall remain for two weeks.

 

[AIagremm]

That's when my tired eyes beheld,
A doggie dog, like dog he smelled,
D-O-G is what he spelled,
And that's how I spell... naughty.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hauuuuuuuuuuuu~ I am bored now as Alagremm is away.

 

[Misha]

*the protodrake whelp makes some rumble in the kitchen*

me: Oo

 

[Bernkastel]

You better get it out of there or it'll be dinner.

 

[Misha]

*goes into the kitchen*

*fire jet bursts out*

* goes out, blackened, but carrying the protodrake with a tied mouth* there.. sorted :>

 

[Bernkastel]

Aww... I thought we're going to have something special this time!

 

[Misha]

You'll not eat my pet!

(lol)

 

[Bernkastel]

But i think it would be.. Delicious.

 

[Misha]

now now.. cult pets are used to.. "welcome" the strangers and those that want to snoop around

 

[Bernkastel]

Huu~ I thought that's my job!

 

[AIagremm]

SnooPING AS usual, I see!

I passed Latvia, Lithuania, Poland and am now in the Czech Republic. So wait 10 more days before my second coming!

 

[Bernkastel]

Au-auau-hauu~ Alagwemm-kunnnnn.

 

[Misha]

*prepares something in kitchen*

 

[Bernkastel]

What are you doing in MY kitchen!?

 

[Misha]

I'm flambé-ing pancakes I made

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~ Can i eat them?

 

[Misha]

Just a moment.. *some liquid pour is heard and a tiny fireball exits the kitchen*

*comes out carrying a platter with pancakes on fire*
(yeah, that's how flambé is served :3 strong alcohol keeps the fire from harming the pancakes for a few moments)

Garsh, you have the honor of putting out the fire *Puts pancakes on the table*
(and yeah.. they aren't burned when they're put out, and they taste a bit Rum-ish)

 

[Bernkastel]

But fire is scawy. I might start to burn myself!

 

[Misha]

Foof *puts out fire with one breath* there you go, enjoy :>

 

[Bernkastel]

Arigatou, Misha-kun!
*omnomnomnomnomnomn*

 

[AIagremm]

Wunderbar, ich hat Osterreich gepasst! Und hoite ich hat zum Italien gekommt und ins Rimini bist.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hauuu~ I dont understand anything!

 

[Misha]

great, he passed Osterreich, and now he's in italy in Rimini?

 

[Bernkastel]

Uuu~ uuu~ Do you have more pancakes, Misha?

 

[Misha]

erm.. out of ingredients Oo and i don't trust Ala's trunk content even if it says "300% flour"

(shoggoth accident xD)

 

[AIagremm]

Stay away from my Trunk of secrets, mr.Plnter, if you know whats good for you!

 

[Cthulus]

Fred, don't try and shave my cat :3 Don't start feeeling NAUGHTY..
Hullo cultists.