The Corrupt Wishgame

[Afronight_76]

granted, but you drop out and end up a janitor at the school, then you lose that job since your too coll 4 school and youre still at school


i wish i knew how to remove team colors

 

[Daveman]

grant3ed, but then u make the best map ever and everyone kills eacho other because of its goodness

i wish afronight thought i was kool

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but then nobody else think youre cool bcuase your hanging aroung with afronight


i wish there was a 3 day weekend every week.

 

[Daveman]

granted, but u were so overwhelmed that u jumped off a cliff and died

i wish afronight had a tit on his head

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but he kicks your face in when he knew you wished for that

i wish i had supa strength

 

[Daveman]

granted but u find out that supa is the total differnt meaning than super, so u actually get weaker

i wish i had SUPER strength

 

[Afronight_76]

granted but you only get that strength in your ears


i wish nothing bad would happen to me.

 

[Daveman]

granted but then since nothiung bad happened ur life got too boaring

i wish i had a secret military base

 

[Afronight_76]

granted but the people in there arent on your side

i wish i had friends

 

[Daveman]

granted but then they hated u 5 mins after u were friends

i wish it wasnt just u and me keeping this thread up

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Granted but...ummm.....you're still not the guy in your avatar!


I wish I had the apperance of an elf for the rest of my life.

 

[Night Stryke]

Granted, but then everyone thinks your a mutant and they hunt you down Frankenstein style.

I wish I had uber-powers to rule the world.

 

[Daveman]

granted, but then the entire world betrays u and gang bangs ur ass off

i wihs i looked as kool at this smily 8)

 

[Juice_F]

granted but a plane craches in your face so you look hilarius instead

i wish that no one could ruin my wish

 

[Night Stryke]

Granted, but then we ruin it anyways.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[RaZoR]

granted, but then u wouldn't post in this thread...

i wish i had the time to finish all my wc3 map ideas

 

[Kerrigan]

Night Stryke - granted. you have one wish, and since you wish for a wish, every consecutive wish will be the same as the origional. thus, you hav eno more wishes!! MUAHAHAHA
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i wish i had a non-geek friend

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Granted, but then your friend turned out to be a crazy mass murderer.

I wish all the stupid people in the world would DIE! :twisted: (not stupid as in low IQ, stupid as in the people on the TV show 'Jackass')

 

[Saikann]

granted, but then it turns out that you are all alone in the world.

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I wish i was 100x better at texturing, than i am now

 

[Metabee]

Granted, but then you get fat(ter)
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I wish i was a wisher man

 

[Night Stryke]

Dude, that just killed it. That made no sense, neither in the corrupted wish nor your wish.

 

[Metabee]

I didn't ruin it, keep it goin' or dont post.

 

[Daveman]

granted, but then u get greedy in all ur wishs people start throwing little smilys at u like this guy

i wish i lived in a world with hotter chicks

 

[Wormskull]

ya u would live in a world with hotter chicks, but the human females will be the same, you zoophile.

i wish i was a pirate

 

[Konblade]

You become a pirate, you steal stuff and it's so dangerous, and boring at times, you get harponed.

I wish I had an Anhk of Reincarnation.

 

[Wormskull]

Well you get one, but it gets used while you're surrounded by taurens.

I wish i was your mom.

 

[Kerrigan]

granted, but 5000 people stab you to death because of how horrible a person my mom is

i wish i had wings

 

[Wormskull]

you do, but they're located on your lung.
i wish kerrigan would be purged from humanity for ever.

 

[Kerrigan]

granted. but then im reincarnated as a dragon and i eat you.

i wish that people (namely wormy) would stop talking about things they dont know about

 

[Wormskull]

granted, you get to eat pubic hairs every days for breakfast. ( and it was a useless wish, i know what im talking about )

i wish kerrigan would stop whising.

 

[Formula1]

Granted- but then you get lonely and commit suicide


I wish i had an ipod

 

[Wormskull]

granted, but when you acquire it you get nailed by hailstorms.

i wish nothing in particular..

 

[Formula1]

Granted- but peticular comes and you are exposed to nothingness
Granted- but an elefant falls on you and you get stuck in his butt

I wish I was peter pan LOL

 

[Konblade]

Granted, but Captain Hook kills you.

I wish I had a pet, filled with nothing.

 

[Wormskull]

i wish.

 

[Kerrigan]

konblade - your un-filled pet falls on you and you suffocate

i wish my mp3 player has an uncracked crystaline screen on it

 

[Konblade]

Granted, but the sun shines on it and it reflects the beam 6x normal brightness. Thus frying your eyes.

I wish for a soda.

 

[Kerrigan]

granted, but it sprays all over you, and eats away your skin because it was JOLT!!!

i wish i didnt have to read "lord of the flies"

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Granted, but you have to read 'The Scarlet Letter' instead.(VERY boring book)

I wish I had a felbeast.(the dragon-thingys from LOTR, not the ones from WCIII)

 

[Metabee]

(@kerrigan, that's odd i just read the book, and saw the movie BLACK AND WHITE)

Granted, but i starts to love you and you end up in a romacne then it turns up that you're in EATS ENDERS.

I wish i knew how to make homework.

 

[Saikann]

Granted, but now you spend all your freetime doing homework, because you use too much time to perfect it.

 

[Metabee]

What's your wish?

 

[Saikann]

Now i know what i forgot.

I wish i would never forget anything.

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Granted, but then you will forever remember those memories that you've tried to forget over the years.


I wish I had a perfect replica of the Witch-king's armour.(the guy in my avatar is the witch-king, for those of you who haven't seen LOTR)

 

[Saikann]

Granted, but it turns out its Copyrighted and Peter Jackson sues you and takes back the armor.

 

[Wormskull]

I wish.

 

[Metabee]

-saikann, bcus you didn't make a wish, you got a pie in your head, thrown by an angry clown that's gonna eat you.

i wish that i could make time pockets, and stop TV so i could make it to tennis and watch YUGIOH

 

[Formula1]

-Granted but then you get stuppid and freeze time forever (what is a time pocket)
-Granted but then yugioh goes bankrupt and you life has no point (lol)

I wish i had monkey toes (lol) and a tail (lol)

 

[Lord Finarfin]

d@mn copyrights!

Anyway, granted but then some random evil scientists kidnap you for random evil expiraments.


Now I wish for godlike powers.

 

[Kerrigan]

@metabee - we are watching the old black and white one in my english class...
granted, but...
God says, "i exist, but i wont prove it." "But," man says, "the babel fish proves you exist, so that contradicts what you say." "oh," says god, "I hadnt thought of that." and dissapears in a puff of logic. then, man continues to prove that black is white, and is killed in the next zebra crossing.

i wish i had an endless roll of duck tape.