The Corrupt Wishgame

[Juice_F]

The object of the game is to grant the previous posters wish but it shall turn out bad.

Example:
(me) I wish i was rich.

(next poster) Granted, you win on an lottery, but an psycho killer relative hears about it and hunts you down to get the money.

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I wish i had an cool unsinkable boat.

 

[Daveman]

You get the boat but everyone wants it so their are millions of people trying to kill you for it
(is that how u do it)
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i wish i was married to the most perfect girl ever

 

[Konblade]

You found her in a dumpduster, Then Afronight_76's grandma killed her ex-boyfriend's puppy,who was the on;y one who could deactivate the bomb in Daveman's Bride's right eye. Which activates in, now BOOM... I wish I was divine.

 

[Daveman]

whyat? that doesnt make n e sense konblade. read my wish again, someone plz answer my wish good

 

[Juice_F]

granted, but one day when you're out walking she melts into some slimy gel that some fat guy use in his hair.

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I wish school wasnt so boring

 

[Afronight_76]

but then since school wasnt boring, there were no rules, thus someone beats you up


i wish i were the best artist in the world..

 

[Daveman]

granted... but since ur an artist u become gay.... and well.... errr, people start to see ur art as crap and everyone hates it(sorry thats a hard one)
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i wish i new everything

 

[Afronight_76]

hey what about my wish?

 

[Juice_F]

granted, but all the information gives you an terrible headake, and you decide that you can't live with it and commits suicide.

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i wish for some pink fluff

 

[Afronight_76]

granted...but the pink fluf is so fluffy, it suffocates you.


i wish i were immortal.

 

[Daveman]

granted, but then u just live on and u get so boared that it sucks and u jump off the edge of the universe

i wish i had 1000000000000 posts on this site

 

[Afronight_76]

granted....but you get banned

i wish i had a planet full of hot chicks for all to myself.

 

[Juice_F]

granted, but one day later the world explodes and you just float around in the nothing that is left for all eternity.

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i wish there was flying cows

 

[Afronight_76]

granted.....but the cows crap on you


i wish i had my own cool website.

 

[Daveman]

Afros wish--- Granted but then the hot chicks think ur ugly and all hate u
juice's wish--- Granted but then they kill the human race


i wish i could stop time

 

[Afronight_76]

granted....but you get stopped with it

i wish i could materialize whatever i wanted.

 

[Juice_F]

granted, but after a wile you think it sucks so you stop doing it.

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I wish i was the king of the world

 

[Afronight_76]

granted....but you get to be king of uranus, which is a world.


i wish i had super dbz powers.


(btw, try to make it clever)

 

[Juice_F]

granted, but i get supermans powers and kicks your ass

i wish i had an flashy new car

 

[Sopho]

granted...

but people get jealous and wreck it.

 

[Daveman]

shopho didnt make a wish...

i wish i was the best map maker

 

[Afronight_76]

granted...but you get carpel tunnel from making too many maps.

i wish i had a mustach, just like daddy

 

[Juice_F]

granted but everybody hates you like they hate wormskull so they don't want to play your maps

i wish i had some icecream

 

[Sopho]

ya oops.

Daveman - people get jealous and hack your maps, cuss you and do everything to put you down.

Juice_F - it melts all of a sudden...

I wish I knew everything.

 

[Afronight_76]

juice, granted, but the icecream tastes like crap

sopho- granted, but you realize that you only exist because you think you do, so you vanish.


i wish i were a demon hunter.

 

[Daveman]

but then u get such a bad brain freeze u dye


i wish i had a spuer comp

 

[Juice_F]

granted but it grows long and strong and gets it's own life and strangles you in your sleep

i wish i had an better computer

 

[Sopho]

Juice F - You turn into a nerd with it...
Afronight - Argg! Your blind and you cant control your powers.

I wish I had a powerful robotic brain.

 

[Afronight_76]

juice granted, but its soon becomes obselete
sopho, granted, but you run out of batteries.

i wish i were a blademaster.

 

[Juice_F]

granted but you are still an human so all the other orcs kills you

i wish there was mcgyver on tv right now, he rulez

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but the show gets canceled

i wish i had a mustache

 

[Juice_F]

granted, but some kid sets it on fire

i wish i had robotic hair

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but the male pattern baldness causes you to leave copper wires everywhere

i wish nobody hated me.

 

[Daveman]

but then u get a yeast infection


i iwsh i was in bed wit ur moma

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but my mom thought you were pathetic


i wish i died.

 

[Daveman]

granted but then ur dead.....


i wish wormskull was kool

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but than he died right before he complemented your skin

i wish i knew how to model well.

 

[Daveman]

granted, but then wormskullsays something so mean u give up


i wish i knew bender from futrurama

 

[Juice_F]

granted but you're models is so good they become alive and destroys the world

i wish i was the greatest skinner ever

 

[Daveman]

then wormskull says something so mean u give up, sorry i repeated but its like the same as afros

i wish i was the guy in my avy

 

[Afronight_76]

dave, granted, but he steals you wallet
juice, granted, but somone steals you skins and takes all the credit.

i wish my zero skin looked good.

 

[Daveman]

but then people downloaded it so much it was used to much and no one liked it
i wish i was the guy in my avy

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but you get cancer

i wish i can read ppls minds

 

[Daveman]

but then u got an uber head ache and killed ur self

i wish i had a can of pringles

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but you get addicted to them so you kill youself becuse you ran out


i wish i can shapeshift

 

[Daveman]

granted, but then u change into a mouse so u can see wut i'd b like and run into that trap u set up last thursday... damn

i wish i typed uber fast

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but ypu keyboard breaks

i wish i knew what to wish for.

 

[Daveman]

granted, but then the wish u wish for ends up being bad

i wish i could jump uber high

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but you fall uber hard

i wish i can be invisible

 

[Daveman]

granted but then no one can see u and life sucks

i wish i was 2 kool 4 skool