The Corrupt Wishgame

[Wormskull]

you will, you get your blood every day.
i wish.

 

[Kerrigan]

i drink my blood everyday, if thats what you mean. and im not joking! i cut myself when im thirsty!!

 

[Lord Finarfin]

@Kerrigan: :shock: :shock: :shock: Ummm...Kerrigan? That's the thing you either keep to yourself or stop doing.(Don't be suicidal!!) And if you're just kidding, then you shouldn't because it's not funny to joke about that kinda thing. Seriously.


Anyway.....you get your duck tape, but a random evil teacher takes it away because you're not allowed to have fun in school anymore.

Now I wish I knew a complete version of Tolkien's elvish language.(He didn't leave behind a complete language before he died. )

 

[GotGunz]

granted, u know it but cant speak it or write it. No one believes u know the elvish language because everyone thought that tolkien left no traces of the complete language before he died. They put u in an insane clinic because they think u r crazy.

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I wish everyone stopped posting in this thread so i would have all the wishes to myself without n e one messing with them.

 

[Formula1]

granted but all of a sudden your life sucks, you have no freinds and you become a lost hermit (LOL JK)

I wish that would never happen to gotgunz (good kid)

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Granted, but it has to happen to someone so it happens to you. :twisted: (j/k)

I wish I could overthrow Bill Gates and take over Microsoft, eventually becoming the richest man on the planet, so I could buy the US and get rid of the stupid people who are in charge now.

Btw, GotGunz, everyone who knows me already knows that I'm crazy....*sees something shiny and runs after it*...

 

[Formula1]

Granted- President realizes hes losing his job and blows up the world
(remember to keep your posts Presidentailly unbiased [we want to keep all debates to a minimum in order to keep a family like invironment])

I wish i could go into space

 

[Night Stryke]

Granted, but your monkey copilot goes insane and throws you out the airlock without a suit on and your head explodes.

I wish I had a pet monkey :lol:
(Oh the irony)

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Granted but it turns out to be an evil monkey, so it runs away to do random evil things.world domination! (if you didn't get that joke, then you need to go watch the show Family Guy)

Now I wish for psychic(psionic?) powers.(telepathy and telekenesis)

 

[Sansui]

Granted, but after you gain your powers you have no control over whos mind you read leading to mass brain damage to te massive influx of other peoples thoughts.


I wish for, Imortality.

 

[GotGunz]

Granted, but everyone starts to kill and beat u for fun because they no u cant die.

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I wish for something

 

[Afronight_76]

granted, but that something turns out to be bad.


i wish school wasnt necessary and we could just download basic knowledge into out brains.

 

[Insane llama]

Granted but you download too much information and you head explodes and you brain flys every were and rats come and eat your remains!

I wish that My campaign and my other things im workin on would be finished and everyone would like them! so I could get one of thoes things underneath my name thats says Insane llama creator of "My campaign name"

 

[Formula1]

Granted- but it turns out that you had pschic powers and were reading other peoples minds
Peole hunt you down with pitch forks for plagurism (i cant spell lol)
And burn your house, and kill you for being pschic lol


I wish That i had a wireless mouse
(no jokes about you choke yourself with the chord lol)

 

[Night Stryke]

@Insane Llama- Granted, but then a crazed fan finds out where you live and kidnaps you, and you're never seen again.

@Formula1- Granted, but you end up choking yourself with it anyway.


I wish I could model.

 

[Kerrigan]

granted, but then everyone hates it and you get outcast

i wish i could find all my CD cases with the CD keys on them so i could INSTALL MY FREAKIN GAMES!!!

 

[Night Stryke]

Granted, but when you go to play your games on the net your computer gets a deadly virus and explodes.

I wish my brother hadn't deleted my Kazaa :evil:

 

[EmoMan]

granted, but then you get fined $5000 for illeagal downloading then your computer gets a bunch of spybots, adware, and viruses on it and it lights on fire, and you die.

I wish i could varial heel the dairy bar 7 stair.

 

[Kerrigan]

WHAT?!?!?!?!

(oh, and kazza sucks. use emule or (another program that i will not speak of))

 

[Formula1]

Granted- but then you jump for joy fall down and crack your head

Kerrigan you didn't write one but.....

granted- but everyone hits on you too much and your life becomes pointless (lol)