The Battle.Net Experience

[Moderator]

01:46, 3rd Aug 2009
Linaze: I don't know what to do with this, I must admit that it was fairly entertaining. I suppose this could've been pulled off somewhat better and some parts weren't as fun as others and the "loading screen" camera should be locked. But well, all in all, you did a pretty good job on this.

 

[TheHunterKiller]

Sounds funny, will check it out soon!

 

[izaiphovias]

Now this is what i call a creative cinematic, good work
It's very funny, i laughed the entire cin.
4/5, you only need to fix some cameras, like: the loading bars camera, lock it on the loading bars area or the player can move it around the map and don't even watch the bars. But overall is a good cinematic.

 

[FFVII_Valentine]

Haha, very funny.
Well done!

 

[Sparten1one7]

Hahaha, Very nice. Its good I don't encounter that too often and I tend to keep out of chat rooms. As for my power level, its 9005.

 

[TheHunterKiller]

Heh, funny. Could be more funny though. Great idea! 3/5.

 

[Amigurumi]

well, I haven't seen this before.

Small Review

1) you should lock the camera
2) it has humor, but it's a bit boring to read the whole time
3) you have perfectly copied (of course not the main menue etc.) battle.net
4) why did blue has a hydralisk?
5) this was very original, to make a copy of a game in battle.net

Rating

2.6 / 5 --> 3 / 5

 

[Sparten1one7]

I think that #4 is for the lolz.

 

[VampireofBlood]

hilliarous
i had to laugh so much xD
"sry guys had to eat breakfast"
"guys...?"
"barney won the game ahahahahaha xD!

you should be a comedian

This is totaly expressing the normal noob playing wc3
hahaha
5/5

 

[Ziggen]

This is absolutely awesome! It was a while since I played wc3, but when I did... Dude this cinematic is the truth.

 

[YeeShadow]

I don't tend to play in bnet because of things like that XD This was totally amazing an really creative, 5/5 and the Hydralisk, that was so freaking funny XD

 

[thenellt]

Lol

I love this, 5/5, make it longer!

 

[Nichita_00]

Make a sequel!!

 

[DungeonM]

I'm glad most of you enjoyed it. I had it about 3/4 of the way done about 2 years ago and recently decided to just rush the rest of it. When I get some time I'll be sure to touch it up a little bit by fixing some of the cameras, I agree they're a bit sloppy at times.

As for a sequel, what more can be said? This is battle.net.

 

[Doron]

Hahahahahhaha, I loved it, nice way to kill a few minutes. 4/5 until you fix the camera XD

 

[Latecat]

Funny, but how the hell did the blue player got a hydralisk? xD

VERY humoristic
5/5 from me.

 

[-demigod-]

wery funy hahahaha

 

[XydenicWings]

Fairly Entertaining. Most funniest part would be ones when the people started spamming advertisement, I pause and read all of them, hahaha. Also nice one in the end.

3/5

 

[CaptianBadAss]

Laughing My Ass Off!!! that was so funny I craped my pants. Its funny how alot of people can relate to the , every game 1 guy loading for 10 hours then disconnecting in 5 mins and I used to be one of those noobs that said Im getting frost wyrms and I do nothing but get DK and wyrms.

5/5 for map and description.

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

MAKE ANOTHER ONE! Lol Seriously Bro, but this time! Dota EXPERIENCE LMAO Oh god that shit be funny. Id love to help you make that one, that would be epic. Are you gona make any kind or sequal to this or nah?

 

[Kam]

This is great, you captured the essence perfectly.

 

[Dark]

I must say the hydra >.> it was amazing
I found even more funny when teal dc's before killing yellow

 

[Cogzwell]

really funny i must say but you forget to say

-Lolz, rushing is for noobz
I'd like to see your rush me cheapskate
*Dies to Rush*

-Archers are for nubs
Don't make any archers got it!
Go for bears
*dies to airstrike, kept his bears in bear form whole time*

this is all stuff that HAPPENED to me... from 1 guy, in 1 day

 

[Aegis Runestone]

Ouch on the foul language, but I guess that's to be expected. :S

VERY Funny. I loved the Joseph Conrad joke; especially since I read Heart of Darkness and know about the quote "The Horror!" XD

5/5. I don't know if you updated to lock the cameras yet or not because I just didn't play with them.

Good job, you made me laugh well.

 

[Decardcain]

Nice

 

[DarkIron Dwarf]

Was pretty funny must say.

 

[constellcreate]

Good Cin.

Something you must fix: Lock camera so players can move the screen.

 

[IcyMind]

Nice! 4/5
I laughed when Blarnay said: brb guys housefire XD

I agree with NoAmmoSrry! You should make another one, and it should be dota

 

[The_one_Gollum]

I love it! I laughed a lot^^

 

[wereguy2]

While this is a blatant rip-off of a certain Starcraft map, it is still very funny.
4/5

 

[VampireofBlood]

I wouldn't do another one of dota.
Try Footmen, because its freakin easy to get alot of jokes and cliches into it

 

[Qab]

Favourite parts are:
Blue going kamakazi
Teal suddenly disconnecting
And Yellow winning suddenly
5/5

 

[Vosty]

Very nice, but the camera is unlocked, allowing you to pan the map like crazy.
A true story of B.net. Very true.

 

[Zhall]

Forst wryms without a black hall lol? O wait, i havent played melee since 1.24, perhaps blizzard fucked that up too

 

[TKF]

This is the funniest cinematic I've ever seen.

This is worthy of a rep+ from me!

 

[Miss_Foxy]

This was really nice, you'll be encouraged to either extend it or to actually make a sequel against your own will [Heh Heh... >=)] and here's another question, where's the button in Hive Workshop saying ''Vote For Warcraft's Top 200 Games"? 5/5

 

[Haistrah]

Very nice and funny map!!
But at the begin you wrote 2 or 3 times "15 Mintues" ...
And why blue player has a hydralisk ? =S

I want another more "dance" partys like it

 

[VampireofBlood]

1 question.
Why is blue destroying himself with a goblinexploder 2?

 

[Vosty]

Because it is funny, and he wants to piss off his allies.

 

[BSWhunter]

I expected a icefrog spoofer, a clan war and an easter egg in the form of a chicken that you click on which exploded.
Brilliant none the less.

 

[TheNukE]

This map is Really funny 5/5

 

[Dark-NL]

omg!!! this is so NICE xD XDDD

hahahha XDD i laugh so HARD xDXDXDXD
this map i NICE!!! 5/5!

 

[Darth_Malak]

[+] Great Idea
[+] Funny
[+] Good Triggered
[/] Map Size is okay
[-] U need to read everything

4,8 = 5/5

 

[love2spooge]

Good map i like it!

 

[Vosty]

Probably one of the only multi-player cinematics I've ever seen.

 

[VampireofBlood]

[+] Great Idea
[+] Funny
[+] Good Triggered
[/] Map Size is okay
[-] U need to read everything

4,8 = 5/5

I agree, but he had no other choice then writing it as a text.
This is the real battle net experience

 

[BurningNuggets]

this is great. housefire, hydralisk, crappy customs list (besides PMP). very original and true. nice job man.

as far as a sequel goes dont do it. its good as-is dont mess it up with a terrid knock off with recycled jokes.

 

[The_Grapist]

This map sounds and is great.
But after all every map can be improved by time.
This is awesome.
NICE MAP!!!


Thanks,
The_Grapist

 

[naitsirk]

OWNED seriuslly real fun in this one