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The Battle.Net Experience

Submitted by DungeonM
This bundle is marked as approved. It works and satisfies the submission rules.
The Battle.Net Experience

A short trip through the experiences of your every day B.Net'er. May induce childish laughter, lulz, nausea, depression or in some cases insanity.

Warning! This map contains graphic depictions of Batte.Net that may or may not be limited to the following: Logging onto Battle.Net, searching for a ladder game, waiting for your teammates to load and even a friendly conversation with teammates.

Cinematic by DungeonM. Terrain by Blizzard Entertainment. Inspired by Messiah00Guy(USEast)'s SC version.

Hope you enjoy.

Update: I will not be making a sequel, most of the ideas present have been exhausted and another would be redundant in my opinion.

Keywords:
Cinematic, Comedy, Humor, Sarcasm, Horror Film, Slice of Life, Battle.Net, Insanity.
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The Battle.Net Experience (Map)

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01:46, 3rd Aug 2009 Linaze: I don't know what to do with this, I must admit that it was fairly entertaining. I suppose this could've been pulled off somewhat better and some parts weren't as fun as others and the "loading screen" camera should be...
  1. 01:46, 3rd Aug 2009
    Linaze: I don't know what to do with this, I must admit that it was fairly entertaining. I suppose this could've been pulled off somewhat better and some parts weren't as fun as others and the "loading screen" camera should be locked. But well, all in all, you did a pretty good job on this.
     
  2. TheHunterKiller

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    Sounds funny, will check it out soon!
     
  3. izaiphovias

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    Now this is what i call a creative cinematic, good work :thumbs_up:
    It's very funny, i laughed the entire cin. :xxd:
    4/5, you only need to fix some cameras, like: the loading bars camera, lock it on the loading bars area or the player can move it around the map and don't even watch the bars. But overall is a good cinematic.
     
  4. FFVII_Valentine

    FFVII_Valentine

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    Haha, very funny.
    Well done!
     
  5. Sparten1one7

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    Hahaha, Very nice. Its good I don't encounter that too often and I tend to keep out of chat rooms. As for my power level, its 9005.
     
  6. TheHunterKiller

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    Heh, funny. Could be more funny though. Great idea! 3/5.
     
  7. Amigurumi

    Amigurumi

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    well, I haven't seen this before.

    Small Review

    1) you should lock the camera
    2) it has humor, but it's a bit boring to read the whole time
    3) you have perfectly copied (of course not the main menue etc.) battle.net :p
    4) why did blue has a hydralisk?
    5) this was very original, to make a copy of a game in battle.net
    Rating
    2.6 / 5 --> 3 / 5

     
  8. Sparten1one7

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    I think that #4 is for the lolz.
     
  9. VampireofBlood

    VampireofBlood

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    hilliarous :D
    i had to laugh so much xD
    "sry guys had to eat breakfast"
    "guys...?"
    "barney won the game ahahahahaha xD!

    you should be a comedian :D

    This is totaly expressing the normal noob playing wc3 :D
    hahaha
    5/5
     
  10. Ziggen

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    This is absolutely awesome! It was a while since I played wc3, but when I did... Dude this cinematic is the truth. :D
     
  11. YeeShadow

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    I don't tend to play in bnet because of things like that XD This was totally amazing an really creative, 5/5 and the Hydralisk, that was so freaking funny XD
     
  12. thenellt

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    Lol

    I love this, 5/5, make it longer!
     
  13. Nichita_00

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    Make a sequel!!
     
  14. DungeonM

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    I'm glad most of you enjoyed it. I had it about 3/4 of the way done about 2 years ago and recently decided to just rush the rest of it. When I get some time I'll be sure to touch it up a little bit by fixing some of the cameras, I agree they're a bit sloppy at times.

    As for a sequel, what more can be said? This is battle.net.
     
  15. Doron

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    Hahahahahhaha, I loved it, nice way to kill a few minutes. 4/5 until you fix the camera XD
     
  16. Latecat

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    Funny, but how the hell did the blue player got a hydralisk? xD

    VERY humoristic :p
    5/5 from me.
     
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    wery funy hahahaha:xxd:
     
  18. XydenicWings

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    Fairly Entertaining. Most funniest part would be ones when the people started spamming advertisement, I pause and read all of them, hahaha. Also nice one in the end.

    3/5
     
  19. CaptianBadAss

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    Laughing My Ass Off!!! that was so funny I craped my pants. Its funny how alot of people can relate to the , every game 1 guy loading for 10 hours then disconnecting in 5 mins and I used to be one of those noobs that said Im getting frost wyrms and I do nothing but get DK and wyrms.

    5/5 for map and description.