Shoot 'em Up.

[Massive_attack]

BEST F*CKING ACTION MOVIE IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME (excluding the 300) GO SEE IT, ITS AWESOME.

Proof:
1:The only sex scene in the movie involves Clive owen and some other hot chick and... about 5-6 Special forces navy seals type guys.
2: Clive kills 2 people with carrots.
3: Clive uses 5 bullets heated up by a fireplace to fire into the chest of a bad-guy. he doesnt even need a damn gun.
4: Clive must have killed like 100 damn people in this movie, usualy in epic or hilarious ways.
5: The movie is f*ckin funny, me and my bro laughed our asses off.
6: Clive severs a babies umbilical cord with a bullet. pure awesome.
7: IT HAS BOOBS.

In short: bring friends, expect lots of crazy action'n shit and be sure to avoid brining any females to the movie at all. they will probably hate it.

I wont watch this thread, go crazy, the movie fucking pwns, Good day.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

1:The only sex scene in the movie involves Clive owen and some other hot chick and... about 5-6 Special forces navy seals type guys.

Action movie my ass, it's one of your pornmovies! =P

2: Clive kills 2 people with carrots.

Vegetables are healthy AND dangerous for you!

3: Clive uses 5 bullets heated up by a fireplace to fire into the chest of a bad-guy. he doesnt even need a damn gun.

I want to +rep him but he has no account here. ^^

4: Clive must have killed like 100 damn people in this movie, usualy in epic or hilarious ways

Kill with humor is fun!

5: The movie is f*ckin funny, me and my bro laughed our asses off.

EWW! ''Laughed OUR asses off''

6: Clive severs a babies umbilical cord with a bullet. pure awesome.

Old! Try with a eraser.

7: IT HAS BOOBS.

O'rly?

So...What do you mean a 18+ movie? Blood, gore, guns, babes and humor = NICE!

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

The only sex scene in the movie involves Clive owen and some other hot chick

Are you implying Clive Owen is a hot chick?

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Are you implying Clive Owen is a hot chick?

It's a chick?
Then can we please close this thread then before we all spam lesb porn links on this and corrupt the system to a 18+ site?

 

[ragingspeedhorn]

Clearly this is all advertisement for KFK. 2 Hot chickens having sex, tsk tsk.

 

[Massive_attack]

Clive owens an actor. he was making out with some hot chick(chick as in a mostly-young, hot female) (cant remember actresses name, my bad) when a navy seals team showed up. then, while screwing said chick, clive kills all of them.

So yeah, has boobs, not for little noob ass kiddies, thats for sure. Hell, this is the off topic section, so it doesnt really matter to me if the thread gets closed, point is: the movie owns.

Oh and on the asses thing, it WOULD have been nasty had i said laughed our ASS off, implying that we shared one, but, luckily i saud "asses" implying we each had a seperate one.

If its the term that you consider gross, get over it, its used alot.