Say that again?

[Vosty]

Sometimes people just find a need to say wierd things. For instance a friend told me:
"I wish I could replace my blood with orange juice."

Sometimes you just have to tell someone something, even if noone cares. Awhile ago I said:
"Hey I got a green gem at the Hive."
My friend looked at me and said, "What the hell is the Hive?"

So, if you got something you just want to tell anyone, or repeat something wierd someone said to you, spit it here.

So basically: What is the wierdest thing someone's ever said to you?

 

[xxdingo93xx]

If my friends ask me any stuff and I haven't understood it acoustically or just haven't paid attention I mostly answer with "Wer ist tot?" (= "Who is dead?").
<.<

 

[Deleted member 157129]

"zomg you forgot the branch of gg"

.. no seriously, I don't act stupid, and I work hard to forget stupid remarks. My life exists without stupidity.



Serious shiiK is sewius.

 

[Hubcool]

Yeah, I often say random stuff like that, when I'm not paying attention, but just notice my friends are waiting for an answer. Here's few I (remember) having said:

"... Guns N' Roses?"

"buk buk buk buk GHONOREA!"

"I'd eat those eyes"

 

[MortAr]

"Would you mind, perphas or maybe pass me one of your cigarrates?"

"I will kill you, then I will ressurect you, then I will kill you again!"

"ZOMFGROFLMAOBBQWIN" <- try to say that faster.

 

[Coolty44]

I opened wordpad one day at school and started writing out vJASS for no reason. The teacher was confused.

 

[FlameSoul]

I opened wordpad one day at school and started writing out vJASS for no reason. The teacher was confused.

That isn't strange for me, I've written C, ASM codes in txt files. In fact, every time I need to write something down, if possible, which in most cases it is, I create a new txt via right click and write things down on the txt file, there are soooo useful!!

 

[-Berz-]

Me: "I wish I would have a pony"
Friend: "Why the fu*k would you want a pony"
Me: "We could make some salamy"
Friend: "Don't be retarded..."
Me: "I'm pretty sure it tastes good"
Friend: "Oh, god...STFU"
Me: "But, but..."
Friend: "Shhh.."
Me: "What about donkey?"
Friend: "[silence]"
Me: "Oh, come on, I know you're interested"
Friend: "...You're walking home, I'm not driving you"

x)

 

[zolga]

WELL ACTUALLY THE MOST POINTLESS THING I EVER SAID IS

"ja sam leteci pevac koji ima kamen"

witch is on English

"im the flying singer holding a stone"

and what i say very often is

"nema kamena"

or on English

"no stone"

i like the word "kamen"(stone)

 

[-Berz-]

Oh and this:

Me: "Why is this girl smiling so much?"
Friend: "She doesn't, it's just that her teeth are to big"

Me: "Kaj nam pa morejo, morejo, morejo... ce smo pijan"
(What can they do to us, do to us, do to us... if we are so drunk)

zolga, "nema kamena", hehe good one

Now I've just got a new one:

Zasto nema kamena, de je moj kamen? (I'm slovene so I type as I say it )

(why is there no stone, where is my stone?)

 

[TwistedImage]

Me: "I wish I would have a pony"
Friend: "Why the fu*k would you want a pony"
Me: "We could make some salamy"
Friend: "Don't be retarded..."
Me: "I'm pretty sure it tastes good"
Friend: "Oh, god...STFU"
Me: "But, but..."
Friend: "Shhh.."
Me: "What about donkey?"
Friend: "[silence]"
Me: "Oh, come on, I know you're interested"
Friend: "...You're walking home, I'm not driving you"

x)

This sounds like a Cleverbot conversation.

 

[Devine]

The concept is okay... but man, the execution sucks.

 

[Mulgrim]

yes i do that sometimes, even if i already know no one will laugh because only i understand it.

3 weeks back:

me: you up for some movies with us later?
friend: who are you? (plural)
me: why, i'm cleverbot

 

[Vosty]

Due to the extreme mocking of a certain person in our class who always says fail, we have now decided to say fail to everything, even if it not a fail.

And I also randomly say "MAGGOTS!" sometimes



_{*honor slipknot bitches}

 

[Coolty44]

I had two classes in the computer lab, and managed to pump out 20 diffrent heart pics in photoshop. Now I need to figure out whats the better one before my schools semi...

 

[kids711]

Sometimes my really weird friend told me this.

"Bam-bam x-x-x so so fun fun yeah yeah"
and i was .