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"Tell me, what was going on these days," Mistress Goh glared at her new minion -- the Voidwalker.
"What do you mean, milady?" the Voidwalker asked, seemingly confused. "What do you--"
"Are we in Königsberg? I thought we were in Bolehland?" she cleared her throat and then continued, "And where's my beloved Ghee Hin Kongsi? Don't tell me we're in Deutschland..."
"No, milady, we're in Nanyang--"
"Then why are you wearing a goddamn Pickelhaube?! Your former human body looked nothing Teutonic, you looked like a Chinese-Malaysian instead," Mistress Goh shot a look of suspicion at the voidwalker, but then she spoke again before he had a chance to reply, "Wait, did you just say, Nanyang??? And, why would you use an archaic name for Malaysia?"
The voidwalker sighed before replying in an insulting tone, "Oh, milady, did you read the news? Y--"
An offended Mistress Goh glared at the foolish ghost with her pair of fierce dark eyes while tightening her fists engulfed in shadowy flames of fury, sending a cold down the voidwalker's spine -- oh wait, he doesn't have a spine.
"Ehh..." the trembling voidwalker whimpered in a fearful and cowardly tone, keeping his head down to the earth. Her deep, dark voice groaned, "Do you know I can just eat you without any worries? Huh, little ghost? Do you know I am your Lady of Darkness? Huh?!"
"S... sorry, milady."
"Respect your Mistress. Always." Mistress Goh stopped for a few seconds, "Now, tell me what happened while I was away, starting from the year 2205 AD. What's with this so-called 'Nanyang'? And do you know what happened to my beloved Ghee Hin Kongsi, while I was kidnaped by some stupid fools?"
"My pleasure to serve you, Mistress." the voidwalker continued, "It's a long story, milady. Are you sure? I'm not good at telling tales. I mean, a lot has happened since you've gone."
"Just continue." Miss Goh instructed, then she turned her head to Chee Wah, "My lil' boy, you know what to do. Write down whatever he says,"
"Yes, Mistress!"
And so the Voidwalker began telling his story...
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(or else I'll be sent to a gulag -- nothing religious but it's politics)
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