Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

Crabheads, vortigaunts, terradont, tleno.

 

[terradont]

RAWR! I'll chew your head off

 

[Tleno]

Pie or poo? Choose your destiny!

 

[terradont]

Pie, definetly. I'm going to hell, aren't i?

 

[Tleno]

No, you're gonna eat poopie!

EDIT: Or maybe Piepoo!

 

[terradont]

Hmm, i'd prefer hell...

 

[Tleno]

Okay. Choose between HellPoo and PooHell!

 

[terradont]

PooHell!
That should be hell seen from a pile of poo's eyes(if it had any ;, right?
The cleanest place evah! Yay!

 

[Tleno]

I will allow you to go free if you will do me a favour. You need to answer 3.14 questions:

1. SpongeBob is a furry or burito?

 

[terradont]

Answer: None, he is a sponge.

 

[Tleno]

The REALL answer is:
He is Pyritie's twin brother and Pyritie is spongedragon.

2nd question:
Banana?

 

[terradont]

Bananas, no thanks. The most disgusting fruit on the planet.

It's not meant to be eaten.

 

[Tleno]

The right answer is: Bananas?! NO!!!

3rd question:
Do you have any funny question ideas?

 

[terradont]

Answer:

Question:
Can you lick your own eye?

 

[Tleno]

The Answer: Thanks! Can you lick my eye?

You answered 4 of 3 questions, so you are free to go. Away. From me.

 

[HailFireer]

Random lulz

 

[Tleno]

What can you say about this:

 

[HailFireer]

Why didnt you threw em ^^

 

[Tleno]

Becauce my head is more useful.

 

[terradont]

Yup. Without it, no-one would have a ball to play soccer with.

 

[Tleno]

Yup. And without soccer, there would be only rugby, but there is no head on THW suitable to play rugby with. Of course, we could play golf with yours.

 

[terradont]

Yeah, we could. If golf were a sport worthwhile to play.

 

[HailFireer]

Surrender!!!

 

[a7xpwns3]

Ohai guise I CAST FLARE!

 

[Tleno]

Me too!
Surrender to soviet lamb!

 

[Koicheen]

Well i cast FIABALL!

 

[HailFireer]

...Yourself

 

[Tleno]

I cast FIFA BALL and NBA field!

 

[HailFireer]

OMG. Good thing you didnt cast Pes...

 

[Tleno]

And now I will summon Chuck Noris! Wait, I can't becauce he is in terradont's deck! ZOMG!

 

[terradont]

And i will now summon Mr.T.

Then, i will use polymerization, which combines Chuck Norris and Mr.T into the ultimate being, so powerful that the universe implodes.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, and i cast reflect on myself.

 

[Ordworse]

Ah, happy eastern to everyone! Here is your bunny

 

[Koicheen]

BUNNEH!!

I already has 3.. D:
I know! Bunnies multiply at a huge, and somewhat scary rate... Ill conquer the world with my bunny army!!
Now you must be asking yourself what is this, why is it boring, why is it so old, is it made of lemon juice and such questions.
BUT... no-one cares! The world is still mine!

 

[Ordworse]

I eat headcrabs! Harr harr...

 

[Tleno]

No one cares becauce your bunnehs were eaten by my sheep army second ago!

No I wan't to start a movie. It will be called "Terminaizer: The sandwich and something random". Who wants to be staring in it?

 

[terradont]

Not much to conquer, as i destroyed the universe a few posts above.

@tleno
Do you have need of a Pr0n star? Otherwise i'm in.

 

[Tleno]

Then no diner for you. Only main role in my movie. Just like all others. You will be sexy male cyborg alien mutant zombie mutant from space who is bored.

 

[Ordworse]

I want to be the main character!!!!

 

[Koicheen]

@tieno A few bunnehs survived, so they will multiply again, and killz0rz your sh33pz!

@terradont The important thing is that i rule the world. Who cares if theres no world?


About the movie: Can i be teh evul guy who irrationally hates paper, and wants to destroy all the worlds paper-bills?

 

[Tleno]

Koichen, yes, and you will be alergic to toilet paper.
Odworse will be combine master plumber who wants to turn all humans into half toilet cyborgs.

All of you are main characters!

Hailfireer? You will be a guy in a HEV underwear who wants to buy a crowbar.

 

[Koicheen]

Yay! When do we start?

 

[Tleno]

Now, lord Sauron the the sour candy master! (Thats your role's name!)

3
2
1
Go(o)!

 

[Koicheen]

I am lord Sauron guy, the EVUL! I am EVUL!. Now, i shall tell the viewers my EVUL plan of EVULNESS for no reason, just like im going to tell it to the good guy! Because im so EVULLY EVUL! EVUL laugh here! *Some other guy: No, idiot, dont read the text in the asterisks! You're suposed to DO that!* Oh, right. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaa*cough*aaaAAAAHAHAH...

 

[Ordworse]

Every human will be half toilet half human cyborg! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And they will eat sh*t! It's salty, and looks like chocolate

 

[Koicheen]

Just dont involve toilet paper, and we can make a pact of EVUL people!

 

[Tleno]

Great. The movie begins in a muchroom kingdom space port where Mario supposed to fly in space and activate satelite to translate muchroom poorn ("Turn oven to 500 degrees, add more salt..."), but he was arested for using drug muchrooms and canibalism, so robot zombie mutant cyborg terradont became new astronaut out of boredom. Koichen wants to use satelite to rape all papaer and Odworse wants to start 7 hour flood with it so everyone would surender to combine plumbers. And HailFireer is just a random guy. You act stuff, I will add some random stuff as nukelear explosions and cow invasions.

 

[Ordworse]

HAHAHAHAHA! I shall rule this world with mai toilets! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Koicheen]

I shall rape paper! And now, i shall set the timer to.. 24 hours, for some reason! Of course, i could fire it right away, but i want to set the timer so the hero can stop it at the last second! Hahahahahaha!

(Yes, I'm a parody to movie villains)

 

[Tleno]

No you are not! You are random Villian!
I can't turn of the camera so we will need to do it once, whatever ridiculous advantures will happen!

Okay, 3, 2, 1, camera, light, action!

 

[Ordworse]

If the film overs, you must give me 1.000.000$, or I'll turn you into a toilet cyborg, tleno! MUHAHAAHA!!!