Random Lulzerz

[terradont]

robot zombie mutant cyborg terradont Makes his entry!

I will protect all paper from being raped!

 

[Koicheen]

Not if *I* Have stuff to say about it!
Whats that stuff, you ask?
Well screw you, I hate paper!
Time is wasting, its now on 23 hours 59 minutes!
Go my minions, who i got from somewhere and work for me for no obvious reason, attack!

 

[Tleno]

Whille you were doing something here, Mario stole the rocket and now you have to find other way to go to space!

 

[Tleno]

C'mon guys, we can make a really ridiculously epical adventure (TM)!

 

[terradont]

Back from the infinite wastes of a black hole, terradont charges with his newfound boomerang, to strike down Ganondo... Koicheen!

 

[OMonaxos]

Hello there I am the Epic Fail Guy and I have come to this group to flood all the pages with my incredibly awesome epic fail!

 

[Koicheen]

*alert sounds*
ZOMG! What's going on!
Some minion guy: OMG, its epic fail guy!
NOOES! Ill shoot him down! Koicheen presses a button, and bends reality by pooping on the space-time continuum.

 

[Tleno]

*Becauce of time-space continium manipluations, blue screen of Windows death apears!*

 

[OMonaxos]

I am the Epic Fail guy and I just found the internet!
The internet can no longer hide from me!

Yes,all this group belongs to me now!Bow before my epic fail!

 

[Tleno]

We are in a middle of epic ridiculous movie, fail dude! You'll be a god of failness whos mission is fail!

 

[OMonaxos]

In lulz I trust!Me the epic fail guy,will make this thread a better place to fail.

The movie will continue with an invasion of monkeys coming from scientology.Enraged by this invasion the lolcats will protect their world from the monkeys by releasing their shoop da whoops.Then I giant Taco will invade the lolcats and that will be the end of the first movie.

 

[MetalThing]

Wait! While the movie is paused i wanna join it too! I can play a giant spoon shooting out BBQ beams transforming people's hat's into herrings!

 

[Tleno]

Man, this Hollywood thing is gonna turn into crudy anime! Its good that I'm storyteller, not actor.

Okay, so where do we stoped? Oh yes, lolcat domination!

 

[Don-Para-]

"where do we stoped"

 

[Tleno]

Hey, that was not so random! Okay, so:
*Lolcats send transmission to evertone of you!*
*Monkeys summon Death Star shooting Darth Vader clones*

 

[Lancer1111]

Hehe Look -> https://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums...ad2170a34eae7a2904fcd_10631.jpg?dl=1239734515

 

[OMonaxos]

Keylogger,virus...or wait is it a magic portal that will lead us to a uknown world?

 

[Tleno]

Same time at the other side of universe PacMan and Spider man transform into Michael Jackson and Gilter, the king of Communist garden Hnomes.

 

[MetalThing]

Let there be herrings with aids! The doctor said while he was drowning in a banana.

 

[Tleno]

Woops... you mean that banana? Well, hehehe, there is no more of that banana... and doctor... he tasted like a chicken...

 

[terradont]

Bananas are evil. They also smell bad.

But more on-topic, bananas are disgusting.

 

[Tleno]

That has nothing with our movie... but wait, now it is!

 

[OMonaxos]

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you can use your banana to clean your self,instead of a soap.....

 

[Ordworse]

We have a blue banana tree in our garden. Soon we'll buy a white banana tree!

 

[Tleno]

And don't forget to put banana in your ear! Its the best way to waste bananas!

terradont doesnt like bananas! Lets teach him a lesson like all civilized internet noobs! Burn him! And rape!

 

[OMonaxos]

The god of epic fail approves your request tleno.

 

[MetalThing]

I like too use a spoon too peel the banana in my ear while eating your shoes. (tastes best when you fill em with cheese.)

 

[Tleno]

Cheese sucks plutonium.

 

[wereguy2]

 

[Tleno]

Look, its tetris!

 

[Squidle]

Squidle joined zeh group.

 

[Tleno]

Hi dude! And stay away from terradont, he hates fruits!

Now I must brainwash him with a nice song so he would like fruits again!
Beans, beans, magical fruit, the more you eat the more ya toot!

 

[OMonaxos]

I shall brainwash him by singing the most annoying and powerful brainwashing song;
I am in love with a fairytale
even though it hurts
cause I dont care if I loose my mind
I am already cursed!

Hear HEAR!

 

[Latecat]

Mare is now laughing at your lulz.

 

[Tleno]

tleno wants more lulz!

 

[PurplePoot]

no u

 

[Tleno]

Oh no, its the Very Important Person!

 

[Latecat]

You must be a professional to have that!

 

[OMonaxos]

I have discovered the bluescreen!The bluescreen can no longer hide from me!

 

[Tleno]

Wut? That sounds like a double negative!

 

[OMonaxos]

You mean I fail in failing?Thats double positive instead!Because I fail in failing,so that means I epic fail!

 

[Latecat]

And because you fail at failing, you are so big of a fail that even fails dont like you anymore. You will be thrown to the pit of failing fails who cant even fail correctly!

 

[Tleno]

But what if he is gonna Fail falling in pit of failing fails? And then we could try ban him, but he fails even to be banned!

 

[OMonaxos]

You are both jealous because I fail in failing...

 

[Latecat]

Throws OMoxanos to pit of failing fails, and fails in the throw because OMonaxos failed in falling because he failed in everything.

So basically, you fail in dying too! What to do to a person who fails in everything?

 

[OMonaxos]

Hmmm...win?

 

[Dragonson]

I know what to do do failing fails. You degrade them to P.I.V.* and then you eat pie infront of them.

*Pathetic Irriating Vermin

 

[aaron]

i like.......
(and not limited to)
CHEESE, BANNANAS , PICKLES, ONIONS, and MOAR :3

 

[Dragonson]

You like moar? eww! that stuff is nasty!

 

[Latecat]

thats why it is labelled as ''stuff''