Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

No, we time travel and plant two neutron bombs in his underwear!

 

[AIagremm]

Lulz 300 messgaes. Hey, Im new here, though im not new to the pics and ideas here.

 

[terradont]

New?? Hell no!!

I'm from the future, and you're not new there...

 

[AIagremm]

Lol. But Im from the future too, and I came back to make sure that I joined back here

 

[Tleno]

And I am from even more far away future, and I came here to make sure that I will be sure that I have invented time travel in past!

 

[AIagremm]

And I came to the cave people to learn them about humor and lulzing, so it would be in their genes, and would cme out in their far relatives - modern humans. And I made sure people would learn how to make time machines.

 

[Tleno]

Wait... you helped me and I helped you... O SHI-

*Time Paradox!*

*Bzzzt*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh no! The universe will explode... right NOW!
Arghhh! Hm? Ha, it seems that the fabric of time and space is ok.

 

[Tleno]

NO, it CHANGES whole history, it mig*Bzzt!*

*The whole time continium starts to warp awesomely, changing whole History awesomely. Thats awesome!*

 

[AIagremm]

OMG! We are not humanoids anymore.
Were... awesomenoids!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh wait, Im a lulzanoid

 

[Tleno]

Oh no!
People are using hologramms instead of paper, synergy instead of oil, flying non-dangerous vehicles instead of cars and robot slaves instead of your co-workers!

We made everything to go to stone age!...
...Before inventing alcohol!

 

[AIagremm]

Something lulzy's going on here. Every time I visit this group even if there are new messages, it showes that there arent any. But there are! Perhaps my future self really is here Oo

 

[terradont]

Thats' because we're now in an alternate history.

We'll never be able to return, now will we?

 

[Tleno]

Silence! Anything you say may cause anothe........ *Time Paradox!*

 

[AIagremm]

Why am I wearing a dress? Hm, looks good on me

 

[Tleno]

Oh no, you're a female!
What about a diner tonight, so?

 

[AIagremm]

No, somehow I just wear a dress. Im still a male.
*Notices a woman*
Hey baby, what cha doing tonight? Hey, where are you going! Wait!!!

 

[Tleno]

That was a miror, Alagrammy... :/

 

[AIagremm]

Dumb mirrors, even they dont work properly in this realm.
*The mirror angrily looks at me*

 

[Latecat]

*activates the gaysafe, making the universe and laws of physics go to the weirdland created by a friend of mare...called the gay land*

OH SHI- THE GAYLAND! NOOOOoooooooooooooo...
GO BACK TO OLD UNIVERSE/DIMENSION! YOU DO NOT WANT TO LIVE HERE!
THERE ARE ONLY MALES AND THEY GIVES BIrth via th_{eir penis:es...}

 

[terradont]

You fail Alagremm, now you landed in a dimension full of transvestites shooting EMP's.
There is no return MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

 

[terradont]

>.>
<.<
*Eats cookies*
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

 

[AIagremm]

Im sick of this dimension thingy.
*Notices a door that stands alone on the ground*
Hm. I wonder where this goes?
*Goes inside*
OH NOES!!! ITS A DIMENSION OF... PRETTY PONIES, PINK CLOUDS and so on. Thats it!!! What did I do? Why does this keep happening to me! I shall end this!
*Begins the summoning of Richard*

 

[terradont]

*Cancels the summoning of Richard and rides away on a my little pony*

 

[AIagremm]

The Light and hope shall be purged, as the Shadow comes to balance this realm...
*Makes a campfire out of teddybears and candycanes*

 

[OMonaxos]

*pisses oil at the campfire and farts napalm bombs at the shadow dude*
Oups lol*picks nose*for the first time I haz an epic win!

 

[AIagremm]

*Slowly stands up, takes a piece of giant candy and somehow goes inside the ash*

 

[Tleno]

*Teleports into that dumb worl you all are at the moment.*
There is only one thing that can save me from Teddybears and non-awesome stuff! Vortex Vacum Clean-- Oh noez! It divides everything by ZERO!

 

[AIagremm]

4 8 15 16 23 42 : 0 = 0!!!

Even the Numbers can resist that rule!

108 : 0 = 0!!!
And even the summ of Numbers is obaying that rule. Thats it, Im going in Azeroth!

 

[aaron]

Do want!!!

 

[AIagremm]

Wha? Oo
Another Stupid-Universe dweller?

 

[Tleno]

Zap him to the level of goo!

 

[AIagremm]

Thats it. Im going to the best plane there is.
The plain that Richard found and gave it name... the Plane of Suck.
Brakes his teleportation devise and uses it. Sees only white and light around him and smiles. I knew it would work.

 

[Tleno]

Then I'm going to summon... Carl Marks! He will communize you to the Level of Lenin!

 

[AIagremm]

Hm. No worries here.

Starts drawing pictures in the plain of suck

 

[terradont]

Indeed i want to see pixz!

 

[AIagremm]

Draws monsters and all his enemies(translation: math)using burned machine.

 

[OMonaxos]

Who is Richard?

 

[AIagremm]

You know the undead warlock from LFG

 

[OMonaxos]

Ah yes,that nub that wears rogue clothes and he is a warlock,

Anyway,I proclaim myself as the god of lulz and now all of you will worship me.Resisting my reign will have unpredictable and unwanted results,kkthnxbb.

 

[terradont]

You sir, fail, since the one who is the god of lulz is the one who created this group and brought the lulz to the hive.

I will send my followers to end your blasphemy!


Eelcake!

 

[Tleno]

Summons portal to one of those Cheesy worlds with fairies and pink ponies and throws OMonaxos in there. Job's done!

 

[terradont]

Thank you, minion. I hereby promote you to General Lulz!

 

[Tleno]

Thank you. And to celebrate my promotion, I will nuke you all to hell with these overpowered Ultralisks from SC!

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... *Notices a door in the plane of suck*
Never seen that before *Opens*
OH NOES!!! ITS... ITS... wha? *Looks around*
Hive Workshop?! *Ta-ta-taaaa!!!*

 

[terradont]

OH SHI-

Now you've done it Alagremm!

 

[AIagremm]

I know >

 

[Tleno]

Oh, no, you have freed Lirch, Al! Now he will try to free his friend skynet and HAL-3000 to take over the world!

 

[terradont]

This isn't good...

All officials! Emergency meeting in Tibet!