Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

But sir, its occupied by some Dolly Lama guy...

 

[terradont]

Hmm...

Make him my slave, and make sure he wears a bunny suit.

 

[Tleno]

*Builds watchtower and upgrades it to arcane tower.*
"Job's done!"
*Kills Lama*
there we go, now we can construct our base here.

 

[OMonaxos]

*at his prison or whatever shit they put him in*
Okay can I still be the god of fail,because I think I win at failing or is it that I fail in winning...

 

[Tleno]

Then you should be Winner of Fail. I'm Engineer of lulz.
Come to our secret LulzBase at Tibeth, also know as Hills of Lulz now.

 

[AIagremm]

*Teleports to Tibet*
Hm. Who made all those models? BTW, Lama can revive. His like Avatar.
I shall be... the Lulzy Summoner!

*Summons some protection buidlings that are not undead, and arcane guards, as well as different spirits and voidwalkers*

 

[OMonaxos]

*snaps his finger and teleports at the Hills of Lulz*
Well the look of this it too lulzy,however a bit fail...
*claps his hands,thousands of Anonymous show up and a Epic Fail Monster emerges from the ground,a Scientology Church emerges also*
we will be able to provide further resistance at our enemies...

SPREAD THE FAIL MY MINIONS!

 

[Tleno]

Guys, I have good and bad news:
Bad: Lirch has taken over 99% of our world.
Good news: 100% of our LulzBase now belongs to Lirch and his allies!
Wait, thats bad!

 

[terradont]

Nono tleno, you're General Lulz. Although you can be general of engineering.

Anyway, we need to conquer the world. I want you to capture penguins and arm them with rockets and automatic nuclear self-destruction.

 

[OMonaxos]

Hell no,THIS IS LULZBASE*kicks tleno into the pit of win*

 

[Tleno]

General is my rank. Engineer is my class. Shovel-Wrench-AK47 is my weapon.
No way to equip penguins with hi-tech guns! Lirch will hack penguin weapons to use against us! We need to use non-hackable primitive devices, such as bows, magic swords and Windows95 PCs!

 

[AIagremm]

A great moose spoke to me in a dream.
He said that I must find the narwhals and they shall defeat Lirch'es Ctulhu and Darth Veider!

*Summones the narwhals*
"Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean..."

 

[Tleno]

The Narwhals are Spies! spies zappin my ears!

 

[AIagremm]

NOES! They were sent by Ralle!(Remember the great moose?)
Their and his awesomeness cannot be controlled by Lirch, cuz Ralle is god like in this dimension, and there also also demigods.

 

[terradont]

Have they turned against their god?

That does it. I want every penguin equipped with a cookie jar and a lit dynamite belt.
Then have them charge at the Narwhalz.

Dammit, we WILL win this war!

 

[AIagremm]

I have found what was thought to be a legend... what was thought to be unreal... what was thought to be a... lie. I found the Cake!!!
And now I will use its powers too summon the pure awesomeness on our side!

*Runs in the Nothern Korea with the Cake*

 

[terradont]

 

[AIagremm]

EVIL!!! EVIL!!! Wait, what is it?

 

[Tleno]

It is Narwhal and Lirch combo-uber-transformation into Big Boss Of Evil! Quickly, we need to combine cake with cookies to kill him!

 

[AIagremm]

Cake. Cookies. Cakies!
*Uses the uber-awesome energy of Cakies to defeat the Licherwhal*
Take that sucka! Taste the power cookies and cake, you dreamed of, and shall never have! Mua-ha-ha-ha!

 

[Tleno]

They not just merged into one, they have evolved into Bushemon! Now you have to combine shoe and pokeball to catch him! And give those cakiees to me. Yumy!

 

[AIagremm]

Here. I also tasted them. Strangely they seem to resemble a cake made out of cookies, or cookies made out of cake.
We shall use them to power our Haosis Cruiser - a starship!
It strangely resembles... MasterHaosis and shoots lulzaplasm and smilies.

 

[terradont]

Make it so...

 

[terradont]

How could it be a bad idea?

Stuff some Coke inside as well, captain.

 

[Tleno]

No! Stuff terradont inside, he looks like very energetic person!
*tleno throws shoeball!*
*You have caught a Bushemon!*
Yes! I solved Bushemon problem, now we need to kill Lirchwhal!

 

[Tleno]

Oh no! Haosis is gonna crush us! Run in circles like idiot while I will check how is going with Alagremm.
*teleports*
Hi everybody, its me, doctor Nick! Alagremm, look, your spaceship is gonna crush that planet! Awesome!

 

[terradont]

*Running around in circles*

Wait a minute... This won't accomplish anything.

 

[AIagremm]

*Stops running around in circles*
It wont? Hm. I wonder what should I do?
*Looks at Stop time, Save Earth, Upload Model, Defeat Lirchewhal and a big lever with Repair the Ship written on it*
No, nothing I can use here.

 

[light bolt30]

lol wat a scary discovery!?

 

[AIagremm]

You mean a scary discovery, or a scary Discovery?

 

[terradont]

Discovery channel tends to be scary.

 

[Tleno]

Not as scary CNN. It even stands for Controlled by Notty Noobs!
Alagremm, what about pressing all the random buttons randomly except that useless lever? this should work.
And terradont, back to work running in circles!

 

[AIagremm]

Yes! *Presses all the buttons*
--Pie ready--
--Pie sequence initiated--
*Mechanical hands with pies activate and throw them on the ship. All the damage and open "wounds" are blocked by the banana cream pie!*

 

[terradont]

General lulz or not, you don't have the right to tell me orders. I am your god, and i can roundhousekick you any moment.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh so thats why no one posted anything! I thought that I accidentally pressed Time-Stop button.

 

[Tleno]

Thats time stop b--
--utton! Ugh... oh yes, Lirchwhal! We need to use our lulz cannons!
*Gets his lulz cannon*
Well its too small to lullzimate Lirchwhal... I've got an idea! we have to tell lulz so our guns would grow bigger!

 

[AIagremm]

Lulz! I found ma' cake in tha engine! I guess its bad oil.
*The weapons become bigger*

 

[AIagremm]

OMG! I have 1337 posts!

 

[terradont]

Omg!!

 

[AIagremm]

Finally! Why so little lulz lately?

 

[Tleno]

I've got 1334 visits! Soon, my life will be complete!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh no! I was your 1337 visitor
Exalt me now ^^

 

[terradont]

I hereby promote you, Alagremm, to chef. Now go cook me some beef.

 

[AIagremm]

Ul-la-la! Now, I will make this place a restaurant, la perfect! *With a franch accent*

 

[terradont]

Oh-la-la! Let's all speak "franch"!

 

[AIagremm]

Bonjur! Franse! Bon voyage! Danke schon!

 

[Tleno]

Hahaha! Very funny, terradont! Musater Chief cooking beef, lol!

Okay, Alagremm, stop fooling around and make those Halo fans be proud by killing Gordon Freeman! I mean Halo's main enemy Half Life! I mean me!

*Get a crowbar and cool orange hev-diper*

Its time to cook some master's... chiefs!

 

[AIagremm]

Dzing!
"Oh, my dish is done!"
*Takes out an empty dish with signes of burning*
"Not good? Ok, ckeck this out!"
*Takes out something from the end. It looks like a really slim chicken, that was burned down, horribly*

 

[Tleno]

wow how big! You could feed all the chinese with it!

 

[terradont]

Try putting on some

heinz