Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

Not at you, at hamsters!.. And Obama, becauce he is really hamster leader!

 

[HailFireer]

I shoot Bush!!! And Klinton. Bouth of em!
Pew, pew, pew

 

[Tleno]

And I stabby stab Lincoln and Einstein!

 

[terradont]

And i'm Spartacus!

 

[Tleno]

You mean that guy from that ridiculous show for kiddies called Lazy Town that Bush loves to watch?

 

[terradont]

Nope, that's Sportacus. And he's awesome too.

I mean the gladiator Sportacus name is based on.

 

[The_Grapist]

I am banned for 99 days in chat for no reason...

 

[terradont]

Good for you(?)

 

[HailFireer]

TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!

I farted, hehe

 

[Tleno]

So this is who you are? Hmmm... you are in my stabing list too!

 

[HailFireer]

I dont understand tleno

 

[terradont]

I understand no-one, no-one understands me!

 

[Tleno]

So do I! Plox ctuhlu me for pee in google!

 

[terradont]

I call upon thee, lord of awesomeness, to purge these unworthy fools of their non-randomness, and revive this group!

 

[Tleno]

Sorry, I need some time to understand what you said...

 

[HailFireer]

Purge baby, putge!!!

 

[Tleno]

Did somebody said PUfleDGesLEs?

 

[HailFireer]

Nope.

 

[i_mOck_death]

PUfleDGesLEs

 

[terradont]

PUfleDGesLEs

 

[HailFireer]

PUfleDGesLEs

 

[Koicheen]

Did somebody said PUfleDGesLEs?

Maybee...

 

[Tleno]

O no, its was a spell that summons satan to destroy our world!

*Satan appears*
Satan: Hi guys!

 

[HailFireer]

Die biatch!!!

 

[Tleno]

Satan: OH YOU LITTLE MOTHER DUCKER! DIE YOU NOOB!

 

[Anachron]

Noob, go die, you fail, Dat Wader

 

[HailFireer]

Satan cant hurt me. He can only hurt religious ppl

 

[Tleno]

Satan: Oh fu*k! I need someone who kills not religious people... I summon Bill Gates!

 

[HailFireer]

Zomg. Hive Workshop members > Bill Gates

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Tleno]

Bill Gates runs away becauce he forgot to make another crapy Windows OS.

Satan: Wait for me!!!

 

[terradont]

Then i'll summon the most awesome lord of destruction and invincibility.

Oh, wait. I'm already here.

 

[Tleno]

Oh, wait. I'm already here.

Hi Master Haosis!

 

[HailFireer]

I just thought of a song. It has only 2 lines, but what the heck:
We eint got no underwear,
Could you spend some for us to wear?

 

[Tleno]

Cyclops, cyclops, not as cool as Narwhals!
Crawling in a dungeon caucing a destruction!
Pretty dumb and pretty fat, and can be killed in melee combat!

 

[Koicheen]

lulz, awesome

 

[terradont]

Hmm, that's one good cyclops song

It could also be connected to Cyclops in X-men.´
Damn i hate that guy.

 

[HailFireer]

Well, I made my song while I was in WC. See the connection?

 

[Tleno]

You pooed in your underwear?

 

[HailFireer]

Nope. I was kust thonking about em, and a video I saw long time ago.

 

[Tleno]

I got moar:

Zombies, zombies, walking in a city,
killing all the people, kuz they are so dumbass!
Pretty dead and pretty ugly, and can be killed with AV-vial!

 

[terradont]

I cannot get a good rythm to that last one.

Infidel!

 

[Tleno]

I cannot get any good stuff too!

 

[terradont]

You mean drugs?

 

[Tleno]

No, rythm... I really need a dose of rythm...
Lets start free drugs campaing (Like free hugs)!

 

[terradont]

Sounds epic 'nuff.

 

[Don-Para-]

my icon is self explanatory.

P.S.

 

[Tleno]

Hey, I just heard that tongue is muscle, so I tryed to excerice it. It tasted bad...

 

[HailFireer]

Tongue is the most powerfull mustle on our body. Or so the scientist say...

 

[Tleno]

They say everything. Last time they said something Xen invaded Black Mesa facility...

 

[HailFireer]

Xen? Whos that?