You have tasted perhaps one beer, but there are many more to try, I am sure that if you sought a good beer, you'd find one that suits your taste. Alas, in the end you're a sugar-addict, so until you stop craving sweets, there's no hope for thee.
I'm pretty sure Coke potentially shortens your lifespan as well.
In order to keep my feet on the edge of the topic, here's a picture.
DISCLAIMER: This is purely for the intention of displaying the comic side of this image, I deeply discourage drinking beer from a plastic mug, or beer that has been stored in any form of plastic encasement.