Odd Things Pets Do

[Karouk]

Okay, so this is mainly for pet owners who have animals that have done (or still do) some really messed up things that they normally wouldn't do naturally.


For example, today, a few minutes ago as I am writting this, my cat just took my rubber band (at this point, we are fighting over it), and he finally gets it away. I try to get it away from him, but he had already torn it apart. Then, he swallowed it and now hes fine like nothing ever happened...

 

[Abe97]

lol made me laugh
"it never happend"
"there is no cookies" / "there is no rubber band"

 

[Joe-black-5]

i had a cat that i named "Chako Mako" (skinny hyper active) all my friends called him "marijuana" because of his weird behavior

 

[Mince]

I've had a cat once that acted normally, but sometimes she would jump on somebody's leg and start to bite.
And I had a blind dog, well thats not wierd, but it was funny, because she used to hit everything...

 

[The_wand_mirror]

lol wtf a blind dog.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

I got a genetic isolated, lazy, fat, bigtime foodconsumer Oryctolagus cuniculus who is very cute, he makes a lot of binky's (a happy jump) and keeps running in circles around people. And yes it is Krijn.

 

[Just_Spectating]

my dog is just really old.

 

[Linaze]

My cat(s) can behave weird sometimes, but it's not to common.

 

[Just_Spectating]

cats always do stupid shit haha

 

[Karouk]

That's the thing people don't take into consideration. Yes, dogs are playful!

BUT!

Dogs don't do stupid shit (at least most of the time)!!

 

[Kimbo]

Sometimes, my other now dead rat was alot weirder though, eating mice, purring/chittering, out streching its arm like a cat when scratched and wagging her tail like a weird worm.

 

[~Void~]

My cat is crazy. He will always meow, but you can tell by the sound exactly what he wants. He is mad intelligent too, if he wants food, he will go up to you and start purring and rubbing against your leg, but if you don't give him food he will then start stalking you, howling loudly and taking every opportunity to nip at your feet. He also does really stupid things like falling off the couch. Oh, and he trips on catnip all the time, lol

As for my dog, he's really stupid but really lovable and playful. Contrary to the post two above this, he does do stupid shit. All the time. Sometimes he will fall asleep after eating or drinking and end up on his back with his head in the water bowl.

 

[Vicboy]

I got a genetic isolated, lazy, fat, bigtime foodconsumer Oryctolagus cuniculus

crap, just call it European Rabbit damn it.

You're making us Wiki everything you say.

I had a hamster once that ate so much it died because the stomach was too big.

I think that a weird pet makes a great pet. That we are always expecting something weird from our pet that we can enjoy.

 

[LoneHero2008]

My dog was my alarm clock. 3 in the morning, every day since we got her she would come in my room, jump onto my stomach and attack my face with her paws and tongue.

My cat, named Spitfire, loved me and use to attack my brothers or piss on them whenever they got me mad.

 

[Kwah]

AOR.

Moi cat is ridonkulous.

 

[DarkIron Dwarf]

I have a cat who thinks he is a dog. I have a small Dog who attacks every thing even huge Dogs not massive but huge Dogs. Funny to watch him run when he figures out they can easily beat him.

 

[HailFireer]

Well I had 2 cats. One was big, fat and lazy. He ate 16 times a day...
Other, even when he grew up, still acted like he was just a citen. In the evening he started running like crazy and jumping on everything (sofas, tables and stuff).

 

[Karouk]

Well, I have another cat who recently took my lazer point (its mouse shaped) and walked away with it, then going to sleep on it.

Also, this isn't mine, but my dad's friend had this dog and a cat. The dog would always carry the cat by puttin' the cats head inside the dog's mouth and walk around like it is a dead cat. one day they had company and they saw the dog carrying the cat and they were like, "OMG!"

 

[Abe97]

I had a dog.

After dinner my dog would sit like a normal dog.

but then raise the backlegs up infront in the air so now my dog is sitting on ONLY her ass and has her backlegs up and her frontlegs infront of her.
Now my dog would use her only 2 frontlegs touching the floor to move arround having her ass going all over the place after her.

Me and my brother first didnt understand why this bizzare behavior so we would follow our dog arround laughing and crying.

this movement would only occur on a huge expensive carpet, red and brownish, very soft nice good lookin carpet. and yah not only huge, extremly huge carpet.
many month later we discovered this is a way of dogs wiping their ass.

still looks rediciolous on a chihuahua type dog, she was just a little little bit bigger then a chihuahua. (a mix race)

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Well actually in the end my rabbit Sjakie did some stupid stuff but that because we was like 9-10 years old and was weakening, bad hearing and also probably didn't see that well anymore either.

He walked right into a wooden poal once while it was right in front of him -.-

Kinda sad but still... he would also sit on one place for a very long time then suddenly realize that he was sleep wake up with a shock and almost lose his balance and almost fall over.

That's about it.

 

[Japut3h]

My cat is pretty strange, yeah. Sometimes she maims me when I try to feed her. Or look at her. I tried to pick her up once, bad idea, she bit into my wrist and didn't let go for a really, really long period. I couldn't shake the bitch off, because I'd probably lose a chunk of flesh along with her.

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

i used to have a chicken and 2 dogs as pets. and whenever our family put the dog food out (back in the old days we had scrap food instead of manufactured dog food) the chicken will peck away the dogs and eat all he could eat from the the bowl and leave.
amazing feat considering that one of the dog used to be a vicious fighter dog(again, back in the old days) with dozens in her kill count.
watching that massive dog getting chased by a puny chicken was pretty funny.

 

[Lord_of_sausage]

My Paraei Dog (Doubt its spelled right), or infact my sisters, is mega wierd. Yesterday it made a dangerous break out try, by putting his food thing onto his house, and then climbing on the top of it, and try to climb his way out. He gave up though, after he fell down for the third time

 

[Velmarshal]

My parrot is a green comedy. My Alexandrine Parakeet
He is going to bite and disassemble anything in his reach. Even my cellphone.

 

[yuyuhakushi]

my dog chases the shadows of butterflyes, even into ponds...

 

[Lord_of_sausage]

Oh yea, and my old cat, wich is dead now, was also really wierd when our bunny was close to it. Seems like our cat (hes called "Spock", like the guy from Star Trek) territory is the whole city, because he really gets some bites and scars

One day, somebody elses cat came into our garden, and Spock ,who had been sleeping for the whole day, made an extreene jump from his chair and flew down to the other cat and started to beat it up! We had to make the other cat flee, or it wouldn't be able to get home

The other day, where we had let our bunny "Tøffe" (NO shes not called from Stig Tøfting, shes called Tøffe since her sister were called Futte xD) run around in the garden, spock walked around, and when he saw her, he jumped in the air, and ran away extreemely fast

And just to notice, Spock has been chasing down dogs that was like twice as big as himself

 

[Dynasti]

For some reason my dog licks my cat's ass from time to time :S

 

[Lord_of_sausage]

For some reason my dog licks my cat's ass from time to time :S

I think your dog likes your cat

 

[Rifle-Man]

Yeah, my parrot screeches whole day until we cover him with something.

 

[brad.dude03]

My animals don't do anything. My cat sleeps all day and then runs around my house like a spaz at night. My fish just sleeps.

My dog is hyperactive, but that's because he's a puppy. He doesn't really do anything too weird though, prances around like a deer a lot though.

 

[Super-Sheep]

My cats have a face towards the floor(down) when they sleep.

 

[TheBlooddancer]

I got guinea pigs. They eat their own poo. Need'a say more?

One of the females even thinks its a male.