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too much noise for my sensible teenage miley cyrus oriented ears
right Disney?
right Disney?
Well... Real men don't get any girls then.
So I'm pleased to announce that I'm not a real man.
I don't like yelling people that claim they're making music. Especially when that music makes the people who like it "real men". Nubs.
Well... Real men don't get any girls then.
So I'm pleased to announce that I'm not a real man.
I don't like yelling people that claim they're making music. Especially when that music makes the people who like it "real men". Nubs.
What makes you think girls don't listen to black metal?
2) I used to get a LOT of girls until I stationed on this one who I really love
5) Black metal usually has a really deep story behind it, and really deep lyrics, even if what you see in music videos are some troll wannabees (Immortal anyone?)
Uuuuggghh alright
Satan, my master
I slit my wrists to drain me of my blood
Satan, my master
Upside down I turn the cross of God
Satan, my master
Recieve this sacrifice this blood of mine
Satan, my master
I carve into my rotten flesh your signs
Satan, my master
Remember me when judgement day is near
Satan, my master
Take my hand when Armageddon's here
ask the next girl you see, what music do you listen to? the majority will answer something along the lines of "Oh, a little of everything"
off topic: just curious, the girl you talked about a few months back in a dr. phil thread?
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You really had to pick a trv band, hadn't you?
Well I haven't really listened to any other black metal bands than Dimmu Borgir.
I don't think I'll ever understand how people can enjoy listening to that music.Black metal is an art that many people don't understand, and unfortunately, most of them never will.
P.S. Go listen to some black metal drumming or try spending at least 10 minutes shrieking black metal style. You'll lose your voice in a painful way. Everything will be clear to you then.
I don't consider your mom a girl.What makes you think girls don't listen to black metal?
There are couple of flaws with your argument.
1) I consider myself a real man
2) I used to get a LOT of girls until I stationed on this one who I really love
3) It is not yelling, it is growling or shrieking, it is slightly melodic, and if you get into it, really easy to understand
4) It tends to be impossibly hard to play
5) Black metal usually has a really deep story behind it, and really deep lyrics, even if what you see in music videos are some troll wannabees (Immortal anyone?)
I think you pretty much nailed it, it seems to be all about being the best guitarist who can play humanly impossible or tap the drums hundred times a sec. I'd actually say its on the edge of calling it music, as theres little to no rythm in it which music is pretty much about.Potato potarto. I have my own style of music... The thing I hate about metal is that they're all trying to be all bad-ass... ZOMG look at my demon costume. Wait, I'll roar for ya.
AbstractCreativity@Already said, read thread.
I think you pretty much nailed it, it seems to be all about being the best guitarist who can play humanly impossible or tap the drums hundred times a sec. I'd actually say its on the edge of calling it music, theres little to no rythm in it which music is pretty much about.
AbstractCreativity@Already said, read thread.
I think you pretty much nailed it, it seems to be all about being the best guitarist who can play humanly impossible or tap the drums hundred times a sec. I'd actually say its on the edge of calling it music, as theres little to no rythm in it which music is pretty much about.
Also i wouldnt exactly say that Black Metal is for "Real Men", most of the people who listen to black metal (or some kind hardcore metal stuff shit for that matter) looks infact pretty geeky.
Correction:Kamelot, Within Temptation, The Offspring, Kaizer's Orchestra, Terry S. Tailor, Tom Waits, Weezer, RHCP, etc etc... Kamelot is best though
Music = Drugs for your ears.
And to all of you saying "That song is gay", or "I don't like that band", or "Those guys suck!":
Although it might not be your kind of music, it doesn't have to mean it is a bad song/band. In Norway we have a saying that goes something like this:
Your taste is like your rear part - it can't be discussed.
[Smaken er som baken - den kan ikke diskuteres]
Just like hip-hop is about big butts, and pop is about shaking hips? Seriously, just because a few bands make costumes for their shows doesn't mean all metal is about looking like a demon. Besides, I'd rather look bad-ass than gay.3) Potato potarto. I have my own style of music... The thing I hate about metal is that they're all trying to be all bad-ass... ZOMG look at my demon costume. Wait, I'll roar for ya.
Correction:
Smaken er som baken - som kjent er delt i to - noen liker det som er i midten.
Taste is like an ass - divided in two - some people like the middle.
Just like hip-hop is about big butts, and pop is about shaking hips? Seriously, just because a few bands make costumer for their shows doesn't mean all metal is about looking like a demon. Besides, I'd rather look bad-ass than gay.
Taste is like an ass - divided in two - some people like the middle
Here, you guys can use this template for your posts:
Wow, [insert band here] is fucking awesome. I can't believe that no one mentioned them! They're like the kings of [insert music style]! You, [insert HappyTauren/Devine/Saken/Mulgrim], are so wrong for thinking that [insert respective music style] is melodic. It's just [insert mainstream/screaming/gay] and only has to do with [insert big butts/hips/demon costumes], and not real music. You're all obviously wrong and I'm totally right.
Lol, plenty of black metal fans. Lets listen to opera (got no idea how to spell) once in awhile and watch all your mums million dollar wine glasses explode one by one.
+ HappyTauren, I'm not buying "your Geeks listen to Geeks listen to power metal, symphonic and shit like that." without a valid reason. Because symphonic is frickin' god-like.![]()
I think you pretty much nailed it, it seems to be all about being the best guitarist who can play humanly impossible or tap the drums hundred times a sec. I'd actually say its on the edge of calling it music, as theres little to no rythm in it which music is pretty much about.
Also i wouldnt exactly say that Black Metal is for "Real Men", most of the people who listen to black metal (or some kind hardcore metal stuff shit for that matter) looks infact pretty geeky.
I do agree with you guys a bit though. I have to admit I think power metal sounds really, really bad without the symphonic parts. And most of the power metal singers (that I have heard, anyways) are just... yuck. (My honest opinion, that's all. I hope I'm not insulting any power metal fansPower metal/symphonic metal is listened more by geeks, it's true whether you like it or not. Less geeky people listen to thrash, death, and black metal. Trufax. Plus power metal sucks anyways.
Here, you guys can use this template for your posts:
Wow, [insert band here] is fucking awesome. I can't believe that no one mentioned them! They're like the kings of [insert music style]! You, [insert HappyTauren/Devine/Saken/Mulgrim], are so wrong for thinking that [insert respective music style] is melodic. It's just [insert mainstream/screaming/gay] and only has to do with [insert big butts/hips/demon costumes], and not real music. You're all obviously wrong I'm totally right,
and my musical opinion is a fact
Why would this thread be closed?
Also, Saken, what? I agree that hip-hop is ridiculously simple and boring music. However, that does not mean that all electronic music is made by talentless bums. Trent Reznor of NIN, for example, is not a talentless bum. Is that what you were suggesting?
I like how almost everyone is bashing on all other kinds of music, saying the style they listen to is best.
I like symphonic power metal and loathe rap, the latter simply being because it's filled with untalented idiots who want to look cool and earn money. Yet some rap can be good.
Think outside the box, people. >:O
I like symphonic power metal and loathe rap, the latter simply being because it's filled with untalented idiots who want to look cool
But shit like that? I am astounded by some guys' low tolerance for the kind of music they don't like the very best themselves.
But only, again, if the lyrics are deep and meaningful.
Good luck with that. Bitches, ho's, drugs, cars, guns, sex, how cool one thinks he is, and of course what one has that others don't. Yeah, very deep and meaningful.
"Hell yeah, I fucked your mama and her two bitches last night.. oh yeah, fuck, it was great. Shit."
Imagine all that blog-power.. if it wasn't for repeating the same two lines 50 times during a track of 3 minutes.
That's an awesome song, and a great cover by Disturbed too (suits them pretty good).Land of Confusion, Genesis
the worst part is that it's just the same words over and over again.
for almost 4 minutes.
Indeed.That's an awesome song, and a great cover by Disturbed too (suits them pretty good).
That's an awesome song, and a great cover by Disturbed too (suits them pretty good).
Only of you use too little bits per sample, or too little samples.I know, my education involves learning digital representation, and thus also about how music is converted to digital bits, killing the continuity of analogue sound waves.
Endurance and skill is not implicative of good art. I can respect an artist without liking their work. Understanding how someone can like a type of art you dislike is the difficult part, and is largely mutual.Go listen to some black metal drumming or try spending at least 10 minutes shrieking black metal style. You'll lose your voice in a painful way. Everything will be clear to you then.
Which is?I don't respect what others call music, when it in fact is a down right disgrace to the very meaning of music.
Absolute gold. You're hired."Hell yeah, I fucked your mama and her two bitches last night.. oh yeah, fuck, it was great. Shit."