Jokes Thread

[Cherrymage]

Here are some of my jokes. Discuss and share jokes here.

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A guy was visiting his old grandfather in a rural area. The grandfather prepared breakfast of toast, eggs and bacon. When trying to eat our guy notices on his plate a film like substance. He asked his grandfather if the plate was clean. The grandfather said that the plate is as clean as clean water can get it. At the lunch the guy got the same issue and the grandfather had the same answer. Later the guy was trying to leave for a trip to the nearby town but the dog started to growl and was staying in his way. The guy complained to his grandfather about the nasty dog. Without bothering to leave his baseball game on TV, the old man yelled: “Coldwater, sit down!”

Sun of my Life

Chemistry Joke 1

Chemistry Joke 2

Girl, are you made up of Copper and Tellurium?

 

[Binsu]

I find the Sun of my Life funny and the Chemistry Joke 1 a bit.

 

[Chaosy]

 

[saphiree]

What kind of Bees make milk?

Answer

BooBEES!

Two fish are in a tank. One of them says: "I'll get the guns, you drive!".

Three marines are in a tank.. They all drown..

Studies have shown, that at least 66.6% of people enjoy gang raping.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This line doesn't rhyme.
Neither does this one.

 

[GreeN!X]

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[chobibo]

Falcom JDK /ad

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[Tal'Rarity]

So this guy has a pc that is hacked almost daily but the thing is that it is completely disconnected and it has no wireless network card. how is them hackers able to connect to it at all? they also take over every firewall he installs and uses them to block him out of the internet. they are clearly very skilled and very determined.

 

[saphiree]

So this guy has a pc that is hacked almost daily but the thing is that it is completely disconnected and it has no wireless network card. how is them hackers able to connect to it at all? they also take over every firewall he installs and uses them to block him out of the internet. they are clearly very skilled and very determined.

This xD Genius

 

[Paliouras]

So this guy has a pc that is hacked almost daily but the thing is that it is completely disconnected and it has no wireless network card. how is them hackers able to connect to it at all? they also take over every firewall he installs and uses them to block him out of the internet. they are clearly very skilled and very determined.

hehehe

 

[Sky Green]

-"That 9/11 party was a bomb!"
-"Hey! Don't talk like that, it's offensive."
-"He's right, my uncle died during 9/11, his last words were Allahu Akbar."

 

[Aeroblyctos]

"He's right, my uncle died during 9/11, his last words were Allahu Akbar."

Write that to serious youtube 9/11 videos and enjoy.

 

[Edge45]

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