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Harry Potter SPOILERS! Don't Read This!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Horror.Man, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. brad.dude03

    brad.dude03

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    Yeah his supposedly real spoiler, which I doubt. It's just a media circus.

    PS The book is only 603 pages long, so all of your copies are all fakes, lawl.
     
  2. Teh_Ephy

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    Win.

    [HIGHLIGHT]SPOILERS!!![/HIGHLIGHT]
    • Neo is the first person to ever win a fight against an Agent
      • Smith kills Neo
        • Neo pulls a Jesus on us and then kills Smith back
          • Smith pulls a Jesus on us in the second movie and kills Neo back in the third
            • The machines kill Smith through Neo's body
    • Aerith dies
    • Jesus dies
    • Mogget is one of the Nine Bright Shiners
    • Snape kills Dumbledore
    • Frodo doesn't destroy the ring
      • Gollum bites Frodo's finger off and falls with the ring into the lava, so the ring is destroyed anyways
    • Jack kills Barbossa in the end
    • Leonardo de Caprio's character dies
    • Zechs is Relena's brother
    • Zechs comes back in Endless Waltz
    • Forrest Gump is responsible for/related to basically everything culturally important in the US
     
  3. The Last Istari

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    And let's not forget...

    Dizzy is Justice's daughter.
    Darth Vader kills Palpatine.
     
  4. Teh_Ephy

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    I knew I was forgetting something...

    Darth Vader is Luke's father
    Lea (sp) is Luke's sister
    Mr. T pities the fool
     
  5. MySpaceBarBroke

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    Soylent Green is People
    Planet of the Apes takes place on Earth in the Future
    "To serve man" is a cookbook
    Jigsaw is the man that supposedly shot himself.
    Kenny dies.
     
  6. Kaitech[SanD]

    Kaitech[SanD]

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    I have one!

    Harry Potter dies...
     
  7. WILL THE ALMIGHTY

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    You are actually Darth Revan
    The NSA got fucked because Stratholme let a virus through and the machine explodes
    The girl in the Illusionist is not really dead
    The real bad guy is actually Ley Tibing
    Green Eye didn't really kill Wayne's Father, Nevec did.
    Eragon is Murtagh's Brother
     
  8. NVKUY

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    It's 759 pages. (the numbered ones at least)

    Last line of the Epilogue
     
  9. Bob27

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    No, I think the last line of the book should be "And then he woke up"
     
  10. Kwaliti

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    Nah, better "In the end, everyone got abducted by aliens and they were doing some weird experiments on Voldemort, while they accepted Harry as their Alien King"

    The End :p
     
  11. HeretoDLstuff

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    Hurray, it just came in the mail for me. Im glad I didnt read the spoilers...


    sadly, I have 7 brothers and sisters that are going to read it befor me. >:-(
     
  12. MySpaceBarBroke

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    No, even better "And Harry Potter died of AIDS before he could have been arrested for statutory rape."
     
  13. Kwaliti

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    F*CK!!! Just read the book,
    the true spoiler in the thread is....
    the 1st
     
  14. Shados

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    Read it. Most of those spoilers are true, but I forgot what they said before reading it anyway :P.


    -*meow*
     
  15. Kaitech[SanD]

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    Jeez, Hedwig can't die! That's unfair! How did he die? If voldemort killed Hedwig then I shall turn into a wizard and kill Voldemort!
     
  16. Dionesiist

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    No you won't.
     
  17. Horror.Man

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    Haha. What'd I tell you. All of the rumors WERE true. Hm, how strange. It must be that I happened to come upon THE ACTUAL BOOK prior to it being released...
     
  18. Teh_Ephy

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    Spoiler Correction

    Lol fail hard... (Spoiler corrections) Hedwig kicks it in not even the second tenth of the book, so it doesn't count. The only one that actually gets to be involved in Voldemort's death is Harry. The one involved in duels w/ Voldemort that result in death (of the main characters) is Harry. And you don't say which "Mr. Weasley" dies, so by default that means the father, which means you are wrong. (Spoiler corrections end)

    Okay, here's the biggest damn spoiler in the whole damn book: (spoiler goes here) Baby Norbert is a freaking female. Her new name is Norberta!(spoiler ends here).

    Lol, got the book yesterday in the afternoon, finished it this morning. I is suu proud ov me.

    Edit: Hmm, I don't seem to have the code for the actual colour THW uses. Could someone provide that so the spoilers are completely covered?
     
  19. lorothrigs

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    I finished the book within 24 hours. It brought me to tears in a few places. The spoilers at the beginning are completely true. Luckily I forgot what I had read while reading the book.
     
  20. Kwaliti

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