[Gyro's Bar] - Random Roleplaying Thread

[Bernkastel]

Bernkastel perceived the terrible emoticon floating around in the bubble above Amargaard, and left with haste.

 

[Amargaard]

"Oh, right, it must be that wine you gave my Gyro.. Le emoticone, taste good, but weird side effects. Want some, anyone? "

 

[Paillan]

((OOC: So we are drinking imaginary alcohol... again, and not getting drunk... again. Count me in))

Paillan just tries to excuse himself from driking but A'mar convinces him. They drink very much. Maybe to much.

Paillan awakes with a big headache somewhere in middle of snow. He looks around. A'mar is there to, lying in the ground, snoozing. At the other side there are some half-naked random chicks. Elvish ones. Paillan slowly stands up but fall with his face to the snow. There is a paper in his face. Paillan slowly takes it away and closes his eyes as much as possible to see less bright.

"Wha... Whats this?" He says with drunken accent. He slowly reads it, and them...

"OH... SHIT!" Paillan drops the paper, stands up as quick as possible, puts his overpart on, and takes A'mar lifeless body (he is not dead, just yolo), them he looks back to the chicks.

"O men, what ever, we 'ill catch chicks later..." Paillan leaves and the paper falls to ground, it's a wanted singnet, with Paillan and A'mar faces on it and it says:

Wanted for destroying public use place, burning and inocent to death, smoking ilegal herbs (aka weed), getting drunk in the public street, time-stoping a cop and stealing a flag. 100000 $ dolars for the one who bring the 2. DEAD.

 

[Amargaard]

"Holy crap.... Uhmmm, this must be some kind of a joke - we couldn't have done all that in one night, could we?" I asked, while hearing robotic policemen chasing us in their flying vehicles.

"Man, we should really get away from here! I know just the place, follow me Paillan!" I said, and rose up, then started running away through the snowy landscape.

 

[Paillan]

"Come one men" I say while running "Think about it, burning someone to dead that must have been me... time stoping somebody, only you can do that with your staff..." Suddenly A'mar stops "Wait, where's my staff?"

 

[Amargaard]

"Man, this is a way too crazy way to get into the new year, even for me... Luckily I still have my GC3 gun, and my cigars.." lights a cigar and continues "But I seriously need to find that staff, it has a lot of personal value to me - what about asking in that house down there?"

 

[Paillan]

"Umm, A'mar, there are hundres of our ´´wanted´´ posters all over the place, what makes you think this people haven't seen them?"

 

[Amargaard]

"I don't care.. I need to get to know what happened, and somebody will tell me" starts walking towards the house, despite Paillan's warning.

 

[Paillan]

Paillan grabs one of the wanted paper to read it again, and to be sure, he reads it quite loudly.

"...destroying public place... well we can repair it... burning inocent to dead... I can get into hail alone for that... smoking weed... I can say I am gilty to... getting drunk in public street, wans't that a pay of 500$?... time stoping a cop... we can get his time back... stealing a flag? I guess this one is the only one that could raise the sentence to dead, but what flag in all world was it?" Paillan thinks a bit.

"Hey A'mar, do you have a flag somewhere in your pockets?"

"I dunno" He answers "But why?"

"Just look for a flag somewhere in your body"

"I found it" He says " The was a flag in my pants, and it's and american flag... which is not in america."

"Maybe americans wanted us dead for that?"

A'mar negates with his head " Who would kill somebody for stealing a flag? from america?"

"I don't know" I say

 

[Amargaard]

"But I know! And the answer is no one's gonna kill us for stealing this American flag! Although, they might get angry about the 'putting it in my pants'-thing" I replied, and continued

"Anyways, I really want to get back down to the bar. I bet Gyro can help us out.."

 

[Paillan]

"That's a good idea, but there are plenty of cops there..."

"Why?" A'mar asks

"Because I burned a inocent to dead?" I answer

"Ohhh right, let's get the busyness" A'mar says. They both start heading towards gyro's bar.

 

[Amargaard]

And so the two outlaws walked towards Gyro's Bar, and finally arrived near it. They hid in a bush, so that the robotic cops guarding the bar couldn't see them.
"Alright, so far, so good.. but we still need to get inside somehow. Hmmmm... I could try Time-stop all the cops, so that no one will see us, but I haven't trained so much in that technique yet so I won't think that's a great idea. Perhaps if you fly me over them, I could go down the chimney - Santa once told me how. What do you say?" I asked.

 

[Paillan]

"I say that's the best we can try" I take A'mar and slowly fly to be undected. Them...

"Target Paillan outlawed level 5 detected, action terminate" A robot says

"SHIT!" I fly fast and get to the roof.

 

[Amargaard]

The robotic cops start shooting lazers after us
"ARGH!" I shouted when one shot almost hit me, then I dropped the flag, "Here, take your damn flag back!"
Luckily we are almost at the roof now!

 

[Paillan]

"I don't think that it is the town's flag. Looks more golden to me" I say
"The millionar's flag!" A'mar says "so he is behind this!"
"I am gona drop you now, hope you have luck!" I say and drop A'mar who lands perfectly in the chimeney an enters gyro's

 

[Amargaard]

"So I know some guy named millionaire?" I said confused to myself, while falling down the chimney. I had no idea who I was just talking about, but hopefully Gyro could tell me.
And there I was, in the middle of the cozy bar room. Gyro was there, but so was the robotic cops.

"Outlaw level 4 detected! Target: Am'ar Kardos! Action: Arrest!" they said and came towards me. There was at least 5 of them, and they were armed with lazer guns and what not... sh*t!

Hope Paillan is doing okay up there...

 

[Paillan]

As almost 20 robot cops near me I put up my hands and say "I wanna put all the charges on me"

"Target outlawed put all outlawed group charges consisting of individuals: A'mar Kardos and Paillan. The outlawed that took the charges is Paillan, reached level 8. Quit hunting outlawed A'mar Kardos as his treat dropped down to 2. Level 8 action: Terminal condenation. Please follow us without hesitaste"

 

[Amargaard]

The cops suddenly stopped up, and decided to leave the building without any further words - didn't they want to capture me? Oh well...

I walked over to good old Gyro and asked "What happened last night?"

 

[Paillan]

I manage to see how all the bar's cops leave it. I smile satiesfied. A'mar is alright, and he will find me a lawyer or what ever. In the worst case, I can escape when ever I want. I follow the cops while thinking on this.

 

[GreeN!X]

I crawled up from under one of the tables and jumped up on a chair near Gyro and Amargaard.

"Finally, those annoying robots went out. They were interrupting my precious nap."

I said to gyro and am, interrupting their conversation.

"Oh, and how are you Am? Seems like you got pretty popular in just a night. Where's Paillan and your other friend?"

 

[Paillan]

((OCC: YAY! another guy participating ))

 

[Amargaard]

"Paillan should be outside, but you know, we've become outlaws because of.. I have no idea actually..." I replied to the kitten.

"what kind of alcohol did we buy yesterday Gyro?" I then asked curiously.

"Well, I'm not sure you want to know Am... I shouldn't have sold it to ya tho, you two got crazy I tell ya! Haha" the flying sheep revealed.

 

[Paillan]

((OOC: I think it was absinta))

 

[Amargaard]

Gyro told me what we drank, and I was like "ABSINTHE!!?? That shit's like 80% and gives risk of becoming blind"

 

[GreeN!X]

"Yup, You and Paillan were pretty wild last night. Good thing your other friend didn't drink at all. What's his name by the way? I never knew you had a responsible friend and someone who doesn't talk much either." I asked Am.

 

[Amargaard]

"Oh, well I don't know who that is. I'm thinking kinda slowly today, you know, the hangover and all.." I replied, and then continued "Wait! I completely forgot Paillan! I hope he's okay up there, wanna help me find him Juno? I could use some company"

 

[AIagremm]

(It does more than that. It makes you blind AND mentally ill. I mean, literally insane. That stuff is illegal for a reason)

 

[Paillan]

((OOC: Absinthe is not ilegal everywhere, but yeah, in most places it is))

 

[GreeN!X]

"Huh, I really did thought he was your friend. Anyway, let go out through the back door. I'm guessing there's still some robo-cops in the front"

 

[Amargaard]

"He probably was last night, but I can't remember a thing man.. but alright let's go, see ya Gyro!" I said, and walked out the back door with Juno!