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Favorite funny quote in WCIII

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TorturedAzn

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this seems a bit off topic but its still WCIII related

mine is the blood mage : "My blood longs for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood, like if you went to Hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! But anyway..."

LMAO LMAO LMAO :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
 
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Demon Hunter Quote

I like the dmon hunter quote when he says: " i see....absolutely nothing..."
 

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"Mortar combat!"- mortar team (spoof mortal kombat)
"This. Is. My. BOOOOMSTICK! HAHAHA"- Rifleman (Army of Darkness)
"*cellphone ring* Hey, Arthas, what's up?"- Dreadlord
"These are not the dryads you are looking for"- dryad
"Hi, my name is Roy and i'm a magic addict. Hiiiiiiii Roy"- Bloodmage
"*sounds of killing* That concludes our demonstration. Any questions?"- troll guy
"I said Bow string not G-string, ugh nevermind"- archer
"Oh! What's that smell?! Bad dog!"- Orc Raider
"Quit poking me!"- peon

And of course my 2 personal favourites, aside from the rifleman quotes that is:
"I stole your precious"- human priest
"Welcome to K & J in the morning. Here we have Mannoroth and his girlfriend Kim. 'Kim I've got something to tell you, honey. I'm a demonic pitlord.' 'But, but I thought you worked at the post office?' 'I lied'."- pitlord

I like almost all of them, really. I'll think of some more soon XD
 

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"I'll attract the enemy with my Human call: 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'" - Dryad
 

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Yeah lol. Those are all good. And I thought that was from the troll... but I guess not XD
More favourites"
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"- peasent
"You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you"- peasent
"Wings, horns, hooves, what are we saying?! Is this Diablo?!"- Illidan
"Fukui-san!" "Yes, go ahead." "What the Iron Troll is doing right now is putting heads in a pot. They have to boil for 20 minutes so the eyes can be used in a second dish, an eye and raspberry sorbet." "Mmmm, sounds delicious!" - Troll Witch Doctor XD
 

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"Iiiiiiii, ain't got no booooody..." -shade XP

"and they say blizzard doesn't have any bugs" -crypt lord

*clanking rattling buzzing rumbling sounds + squeak*
"ooooh.... gonna need a new hamster" -tinker

"it not easy, being green..." -grunt

"ooops i dropped something" *BOOOM* -gyro

"this is my owl. there are many like it, but this one's mine" -huntress
 
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brad.dude03 said:
"Mortar combat!"- mortar team (spoof mortal kombat)
"This. Is. My. BOOOOMSTICK! HAHAHA"- Rifleman (Army of Darkness)
"*cellphone ring* Hey, Arthas, what's up?"- Dreadlord
"These are not the dryads you are looking for"- dryad
"Hi, my name is Roy and i'm a magic addict. Hiiiiiiii Roy"- Bloodmage
"*sounds of killing* That concludes our demonstration. Any questions?"- troll guy
"I said Bow string not G-string, ugh nevermind"- archer
"Oh! What's that smell?! Bad dog!"- Orc Raider
"Quit poking me!"- peon

And of course my 2 personal favourites, aside from the rifleman quotes that is:
"I stole your precious"- human priest
"Welcome to K & J in the morning. Here we have Mannoroth and his girlfriend Kim. 'Kim I've got something to tell you, honey. I'm a demonic pitlord.' 'But, but I thought you worked at the post office?' 'I lied'."- pitlord

I like almost all of them, really. I'll think of some more soon XD
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Some are wrong. I'll correct it, no offence taken.:infl_thumbs_up:

"*CellphoneRing* Hey darkness, what's up? The demon hunter left you a message? Noooo, I don't have his number..." - Dreadlord

"I stole your precious" - Spell Breaker

"Welcome to Jaina in the morning. Here we have Mannoroth, and his girlfriend Kim. "Kim I've got something to tell you, honey. I'm a demon. *Crowd gasps* More than that actually...I'm a pit lord. *Crowd ooos* But I thought you worked at the post office? Well, yea, I lied. -Pitlord.


And we are spoiling Poison's Quotes of Warcraft! contest.
 

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To "moonlight" means to work two jobs.

Dictionary.reference.com said:
moon‧light  /ˈmunˌlaɪt/
–verb (used without object)
5. to work at an additional job after one's regular, full-time employment, as at night.
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"*klling sound* that concludes our demonstration, any questions?" is actaully from varimathras...

"*Batman Theme*... HA, ME!" troll batrider.
"the pit lord-jain-kim" thing is my favorite. BEST EVA.
the side effects from the priest one.
 

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"Argh... I think I have someon stuck in my teeth..." heropitlord
 

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My favs:

1. "This is my owl. there are many like it, but this one's mine" - Huntress
2. "I'll attract the enemy with my Human call: 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'" - Dryad
3. "And they say blizzard doesn't have any bugs" - Crypt lord
4. "*Sounds of killing* That concludes our demonstration. Any questions?" - Varimathras

Edit: That is my fav (means favorite) list...
 
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WILL THE ALMIGHTY

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"guns dont kill people... I DO!" - rifleman.
 

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"You'l take me blunderbuss, when you pry it from my cold, dead hands." - Rifleman

"I shoot the sheriff, and the deputy and yer little dog to!" - Rifleman

"We must defeat the dwarves!"
"We are the dwarfs."
"Oh..." - Mortar Team

"Hey you! Catch!" - Mortar Team

"Could you put some bonus points in me drinking skills?" Mountain King

"You wanna get the undead? I'l tell you how to get the undead. One of their men draws a knife, your man draws a gun. They send your men to the hospital, you send their men to the morge((sp?)).
Thats how you get the undead." - Muradin

"Half this beast is endangered, the other half IS danger!" - Gryphon Rider


What can i say? I like dwarfs.

Christers
 

WILL THE ALMIGHTY

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The Hero Pit Lord quote where he's on "Jaina in the morning"...

"Announcer - Welcome back to Jaina in the Morning!
Jaina - Here we have Mal(somthing), hunter of night (or somthing like that) and his girlfriend kim. Kim, u think ur here for a makeover, right?
Kim - Uh... yeah?
Jaina - Mal, why doN,t you tell us why ur really here?
Pit lord - Well, Kimcake, I have somthing to tell you... uh... I'm a demon *crowd boos* actually more of a pitlord...
Kim - What? I thought you said you worked for the post office!
Pit Lord - Well, by moonlight...
 

WILL THE ALMIGHTY

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WILL THE ALMIGHTY

it means he works at the post office by night. works fine... but maybe I'm wrong, who cares? its still the greatest quote.
 

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"I'm the fifth Beatle" Crypt Lord.
"I can see clearly now, the rain has gone!" Grom Hellscream
"Raindrops keep falling on my head..." Singing Orc Shaman.
"I can see your house... BURNING!" batrider
 
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