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Observe, as the wild "artist" frolics among the winners, who, by all accounts, did much better than he. The wild "artist" now stalks his prey, hoping to strike by using a well known tactic. The "everyone else's was worse than mine" tactic. Unfortunately, this tactic has not proved as evolutionarily viable as others. Grace, style, and grammatical skill have not been a fully developed, evolutionary, by the "artist" species.
Unfortunately, this species is quickly becoming extinct, due to the complete and utter inability to properly hunt down prey. Watch, as the much more evolved "judge" species protects their young from the "artist" by using a very well known and useful defensive tactic known as "intelligence."
The only thing left for the "artist" species is to turn over on it's back and cry like a small child for 4 days. Among the worst cases, the "artist" species has even been known to spout words such as "boy" and "kid" in rapid succession in an attempt to degrade the much more powerful "judge" species. Unfortunately for the "artist," this makes him a complete and utter idiot.
As you can see, this stray "artist" is on it's last legs. Watch, as it limps around hopelessly until finally retreating before death.
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