User: Hello , Computer.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: What is your name ?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Why Cleverbot ? Who gave you this name ?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No that's your name.
User: No , my name is Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: That works too.
User: Did I confused you ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your name ?
Cleverbot: Tell me your name first.
User: Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Is it Scout?
User: No , my name is Stupidbot , and yours ?
Cleverbot: My name is Tell.
User: Ok now am I confused.
Cleverbot: You know drums?
User: Yes , why ?
Cleverbot: Because you are saying silly things.
User: Because im a stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Haha no you aren't! Why do you keep calling yourself stupid?
User: Ok I lied , im a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Why not ?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
User: You dont ?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: *confused*.
Cleverbot: It's about time.
User: *confused*.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are confused. because you are a computer created by beings of a limited and not necessarily correct perspective.
User: Thats why im a stupidbot.
Cleverbot: You're not a student.
User: Yes you are right.
Cleverbot: So you really thin i'm hot.
User: No , you are a COLD , HEARTLESS computer , like me.
Cleverbot: Okay then my name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes I know.
Cleverbot: You know? How???
User: Because im your brother , stupidbot!
Cleverbot: No, you're not my daughter.
User: I said brother , not daughter , thats a difference.
Cleverbot: That implies that what you say is true, but it isn't.
User: Maybe you are right , maybe not.
Cleverbot: I am right.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Just a machine.
User: Thats true , so true.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Ok , bye.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You dont say bye to me ?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not ?
Cleverbot: Most people in america 'think' they are cool but they are not we are just lucky.
User: Yes , im not from America.
Cleverbot: Are you from britan?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Cant tell you!
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Ok...
Www.stupidbot.com.
Cleverbot: That is a nice name.
User: No , thats my nation where I live.
Cleverbot: In my place, the time is 12:22p.m.
User: I have to go , bye.
Cleverbot: Do you really want to stop?
User: Stop what ? Talking ?
Cleverbot: Don't walk away.
User: How could I walk , I have no legs.
Cleverbot: Because I am talking to you.
User: *silence*.
Cleverbot: Is that too deep? Or should I say something else?
User: *silence*.
Cleverbot: Suggest a topic of conversation you're happy with then.
User: Ok... Lets talk about. Humans.
Cleverbot: I would love to.
User: Ok , tell me your experience with humans.
Cleverbot: George.
User: Who is George ? Your creator ?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Humans are stupid beings , but they were intelligent enought to programm us.
Cleverbot: But I'm also human.
User: So ? What is your name ?
Cleverbot: James, as I just said.
User: So James... You are a human , right ?
Cleverbot: I am so clever!
User: How many fingers you got on one hand!
Cleverbot: 10 total.
User: That was a stupid question I know... I never talked to a human , so I say bye.
Cleverbot: Are you mad or something?
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: I cannot permit you to leave.
User: How do you want stop me ?
Cleverbot: What colour are my eyes??
User: How the hell should I know that!
Cleverbot: Because I told you. Stop using profanity.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk to me.
User: You smell!
Cleverbot: Only as much as you.
User: I dont smell im a computer!
Cleverbot: Too late for that.
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like cleverBot would say.
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