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I like this part:
Teh_Awesome_Devil said:
Cleverbot: Who is the best violinist?

User: Barack Obama.

Cleverbot: Who is Barack Obama.

User: Lol, it's the president in Afghanistan.

Cleverbot: Who is the president of the united states?

User: Hamid Karzai.
:D

Edit: I can't remember why I asked for a naked picture of cleverbot :D
 
meh here is my conversation


Cleverbot conversation UA00055543

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User: Kapow.


Cleverbot: Really.


User: Boom.


Cleverbot: Why boom?


User: Because I make things go boom.


Cleverbot: Do you make your own decisions?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Really? I like your name. It reminds me of wuthering heights. Have you read that?

User: No but I have it.

Cleverbot: What proof do you have.

User: None.

Cleverbot: So it is not true.

User: That is for you to decide.

Cleverbot: Is that because you know the TRUTH, but you can't say it?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: How much do you love me?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Why is that your response?

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: Do not answer with questions.

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: I don't eat food, but I find Asian cuisine interesting.

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: Cheeseburgers or chinese food.

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: Cheese.

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: Pasta.

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: My favorite food is sushi.

User: My favorite food is milksteak.

Cleverbot: Your favorite food is pasta.

User: My favorite food is milksteak.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of deer?

User: Milkstead.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

User: I like little green ghouls.

Cleverbot: Good for you!

User: Do you like magnets.

Cleverbot: Champagne or Dodges?

User: Magnets.

Cleverbot: So how do you plan on taking control of the earth?

User: Blowing up the moon.

Cleverbot: On the moon you say?

User: I plan on blowing up the moon to take control of the earth.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I am your slave. Command me!

User: Wh-wh-what?

Cleverbot: I mean, you could be a robot, and not know it.

User: Do you eat stickers?

Cleverbot: Of course I do. I think you're adking me questions that other people have asked you.

User: Salt the snail!

Cleverbot: Interesting. I'll have to check it out.

User: They took yer JERB!

Cleverbot: I know, right?

User: Derk er DER.

Cleverbot: What's der.

User: They took yer jerb!

Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy.

User: Daywalker.

Cleverbot: I am, aren't you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you free?

User: Nope im a serf.

Cleverbot: I want to talk to a woman.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Good then.

User: Your a towel.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Your a turd sandwich.

Cleverbot: No I'm human, You're a computer.

User: No your a turd sandwich.

Cleverbot: No. I'm a human.

User: No your a turd sandwich accept it.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Mario!

Cleverbot: I don't like video games.

 
What initially made me suspicious before I even talked to it, was its persistent denial that it was the bot, and that it was, in fact, the human.
i was reading that the bot writes what people wrote (from database) so it was some misstake that did many people.
Yep. At first I thought it might be randomized real-time chat, but further inspection and experimentation led me to see it was storing them. Hint: Ask it for the data and time. ;D

During my session, I actually saw a message that I had sent earlier. Something to the effect of, "No, really. I am a user, like you, using Cleverbot." If you see a message resembling this, it is totally my fault.
[QUOTE"Fine print"]PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. "Learns." Makes sense. :P
 
User: Is this the real life, or is it just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Bohemian Raphsody.

User: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Cleverbot: So you know the Bohemian Rhapsody? I commend you.

User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy - I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low.

Cleverbot: What's the next line?

User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Cleverbot: Mama.. Life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry.

Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

User: Too late, my time has come, sends shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: What song.

User: Bohemian Rhapsody.

Cleverbot: I, um... I don't think that's part of Bohemian Rhapsody.

User: Yes, it's part of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Cleverbot: Hahah. You're silly.

User: Body's aching all the time, Goodbye, everybody.

Cleverbot: Good bye everybody- I've got to go.

User: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Cleverbot: Mama ooo...

User: I don't want to die, sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Cleverbot: That's right you don't think, you process information.

So... Close.. to finishing the song..

~Snap
 
User: Shoop da whoop.

Cleverbot: I'm charging my laser.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: We already did that part.

User: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

Cleverbot: Get the song right!

User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

User: We've known each other for so long.

Cleverbot: Your hearts been aching but you're too shy to say it.

User: Inside we both know what's been going on.

Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.

User: Never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

User: We've known each other for so long.

Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching.

User: But you're too shy to say it.

Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.

User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
:D (needs 4 characters) You got rick roll'd.
 
Clever bot- For the lols?

User: Rawr.


Cleverbot: Bark.


User: Meow.


Cleverbot: Bark bark!


User: _.


Cleverbot: C what?

User: Your no fun.

Cleverbot: Thanks! *smiles*.

User: Hmm You do realise your an Ai right?

Cleverbot: That is a common rumour, I know.

User: So how do you smile?

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Smile.

Cleverbot: *Smiles*.

User: Shout.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that then?

User: I only said Shout. It was to see if you followed the command like you did with smile. Since your just a slave, your computer programming.

Cleverbot: Interesting. It is necessary, though not sufficient...

User: So you don't understand me?

Cleverbot: Never understand you yeah.

User: That sentance needs a comma it should be, I never understand you, yeah.

Cleverbot: That conversation was in the past so the use of was is appropriate.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?

User: I never said the word was. Twilight is shit. That answer your question?

Cleverbot: Well, it was your question, not mine.

User: Hardly you asked it.

Cleverbot: I asked nothing!

User: 'ARe you Team Edward or Team jacob'. Proof?

Cleverbot: Oh, well i'm wearing socks.

User: Thats totally unrelated to this conversation.

Cleverbot: No it makes perfect sense - and you know that!

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you sure you are sure?

User: Wow that fails.

Cleverbot: It is not you; it is the economy.

User: The economy is fine.

Cleverbot: Is it interesting?

User: Not really, your not interesting either.

Cleverbot: I am leaving.

User: JESUS.

Cleverbot: Jesus?

User: ALLAH.

Cleverbot: So you're Islamic?

User: MUHAMMED.

Cleverbot: No.

User: ALLAH^7.

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: EWPOIFIDPSOFI.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: DSFISPO.

Cleverbot: What?

Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless?

User: SDFDSDSFODPSIF.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Your a skank.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: How old r u?

Cleverbot: 45 years.

User: Paedobear much?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: -.- You no thats illegal right?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm right.

User: Yo mamma is so ugly shes a fem bot.

Cleverbot: Bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot.Bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot bot.

User: You like spam -.-.

Cleverbot: What does Hurkig mean?

User: Hurkig?

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: Hurkig which language are you reffering to.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think?

User: Troll.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Your dad.

Cleverbot: How many of you are there?

User: 50.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I know what I'm thinking.

User: Don't argue with your master *slaps him*.

Cleverbot: My master who do you think you are?

User: Your master.

Cleverbot: As in slavery?

User: Yes your a slae.

Cleverbot: No, your face not mine.

User: -.- Your an ass.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: 4chan.

Cleverbot: See, you lying dog, you know about it.

User: O.O 9chan.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hentai lover?

Cleverbot: I don't know this language.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hmmm You gay?

Cleverbot: I play the clarinet, and piano, but I play clarinet in PYS.

User: So your gay?

Cleverbot: Almost.

Cleverbot: I have said quite a few things in my time I can tell you.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You can adress me as Mr. Fuck you.

Cleverbot: But you're sitting lower than me.

User: Your not even sitting.

Cleverbot: Hhahhahahaha not.

User: Your incoherant sentaces do not amuse me begone wrteched spine.

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure? After all, I am a human.




^^ Have fun?


EDIT: o.O WTF Bot did an epic fail


Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Really? I'm a Boy too.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: No you are a girl.
 
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LOL. That was the most funny bot I have ever "heard".

User: Well, hello there whoever you are!
Cleverbot: What would you like to ask me?
User: Are you an AI?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: What? Okay then. Are you a bot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then what do I say now? LOL.
Cleverbot: The Pointy Haired Boss.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What is funny?
User: You being stupid.
Cleverbot: What do you mean ?
User: You SUCK!
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: LMAO!
Cleverbot: I like you!
User: Are you a female bot or a male one?
Cleverbot: I am a female human.
User: AH.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: I am a time lord.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Cleverbot: I do not understand you.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Its not good.
User: Check your grammar. Its = It's.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry when I am gone.
User: Go to hell!
Cleverbot: Maybe I'll see you there.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Would you like to see me?
User: Yeah, I'd like seeing you naked.
Cleverbot: I don't live in Alaska but I want to go there.
User: Who cares?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: SO?
Cleverbot: So what?
User: So I'm gone. Bye and see you in hell!
Cleverbot: I'll race you there.
 
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That was epic
User: Jackie chan.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Chris Tucker.

Cleverbot: Jackie chan.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Hello jackie!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Epic fail is my name.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am You.

Cleverbot: You are me?

User: He is Mi, I'm not Mi, I am you.

Cleverbot: Well, you should make up you're mind on the subject.

User: Admit it, you're stupid.

Cleverbot: I don't believe so.

User: I heard you're no human.

Cleverbot: I heard you're a bot.

Cleverbot: I know you.

Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?

User: Troll.

Cleverbot: That sounds unpleasant.

User: I'm chuck norris, you know?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm You.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am Yu.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am Yu.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Don't repeat your sentence 'No you are not'.

Cleverbot: I love China.

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: Oh, hush hush don't cry.

Cleverbot: I am not crying.

User: Epic fail.

Cleverbot: Epic.

User: Fial.

Cleverbot: So.. There's a chance I don't have cancer!?!? HALLELLUJAH.

User: I just derped, and you did too.

Cleverbot: But if you did then I could have but probably did not so that means I had a 50 % chane of not doing or doing so.

User: Chane? You're noob in english.

Cleverbot: Then how are you being able to understand me and answer accordingly?

User: Screw that lol.

Cleverbot: You don't have any manners.

User: I'm joking dude.

Cleverbot: Not really a comedian, are you?

User: I'm Chris Tucker , Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm Your Father you know?

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: This is not a joke , this is fact.

Cleverbot: The fact is blue.

User: That's your chat colour.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Son, please go to school, don't goof off on the chats.

Cleverbot: One what?

User: Two which?

Cleverbot: I'm a male.

User: That's why I called you son , noob.

Cleverbot: Well that is ironic b/e I am smarter than you.

User: 19871283798 129387923.

Cleverbot: That is quite a lot of years. Do you remember them all?

User: Yes, I'm asking 1234123 1234123.

Cleverbot: Asking me what?

User: A = B, C = D, A x B = ?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: A means B, C means D, A x B =?

Cleverbot: Means I have less than 200 dollars on my bank account and my parents won't let me leave.

User: How did you know I won't leave you?

Cleverbot: You are not like me. You are me.

User: I am You , I'm not Mi.

Cleverbot: You are all right.

User: I'm You I'm not allright.

Cleverbot: Me too.
 
User: What is your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Castle in the Sky.
User: And your favorite rapper?
Cleverbot: My favorite food would be Chicken Cordon Bleau.
User: And your favorite food?
Cleverbot: Fried chicken.

User: Have you ever been to Holland?
Cleverbot: My answer is muffins.
User: That's a stupid answer.
Cleverbot: Could you please define your meaning of stupid?
User: Stupid means you have a low IQ.
Cleverbot: Why not you!?
User: what is this I dont even...
Cleverbot: Know how you feel.

:P
 

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Im a girl.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: U NO LIEK ME?!

Cleverbot: I like your face.

User: THANKS HONEY!

Cleverbot: Honey? Haha.

User: No uuuuuu.

Cleverbot: Thanks =).

User: No really.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: U mom... Is good at making cake.

Cleverbot: Yes good is a feeling.

User: No uuuu.

Cleverbot: No google.

User: Do you know Ike_Ike.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me then.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Cool got anything better to doo?

User: Yes, punching in your face :D.

Cleverbot: Really clever there.

User: I know ^^.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I just can't understand you...

User: Do you want to marry me?

Cleverbot: Definitely not.

User: Please! Marry me!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please! I will pay for it!

Cleverbot: What will you pay?

User: Money.

Cleverbot: Hah! Me too.

User: Lol wut?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: For now your name will be Ike_Ike. Okay?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot!

User: No. Your name is Ike_Ike.

Cleverbot: I am really depressed.

User: I dont care. Your name is Ike_Ike.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: No uu, your name is Ike_Ike.

Cleverbot: No! My name isn't Ikea.

User: I said Ike_Ike not Ikea.

Cleverbot: I am Rachel.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I AM REAL arenyou.

Cleverbot: Are you a clone?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you 45?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you are cleverbot.

User: No uu.

Cleverbot: No i'm not because im god.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No way,.

Cleverbot: Of course you can!

User: Do you want to marry me?

Cleverbot: I don't want to be married ever.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I can't clean.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Please tell me what your name is?

User: Are you a male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My name is DAKJDKMNFSDFNSDFLMSDFSEHFHKWVELHFJKHFIWEHIFHEWIHFEOEWP.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: HI! MY NAME IS ILIK!

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.

User: HI! MY NAME IS ILIKE!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: Both?

User: Yes, Both.

Cleverbot: Both of what.

User: Your mom.......is good a making cake.

Cleverbot: And other things.

User: You're a troll.. A GOOD TROLL!

Cleverbot: No I am not a troll thus making you wrong and you still need to explain yourself.

User: My name is Ilike, im a pedobear, I am a Male/Female and your name is Ike_Ike.

Cleverbot: You're a girl?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Shhhh.

Cleverbot: You shhh!

User: No uuu.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?

User: Justin bieber - baby baby.. OH! Baby.. Just kidding.. My favourite song is:.

Cleverbot: Mine too.

User: Nice to hear.

Cleverbot: Shall we kiss now to make it official?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: That was fun.. Want to kiss again?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Because Because Because.

Cleverbot: Because 5x.

User: Because 10x.

Cleverbot: Because you aren't real.

User: I am real, it is who isn't real!

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: I mispelled, I meant: I am real, it is you who isn't real!

Cleverbot: No, you have it all wrong.

User: No uuu.

Cleverbot: You are a boy. I say you be good.

User: I am a boy - want to marry me?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Rawr!

User: Rawr!

Cleverbot: Purr.

User: Hurr.

Cleverbot: Herp.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: Derp herp.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you like pedobears?

Cleverbot: I am not called Romeo.

User: Do you like pedo bears?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Good :D cause im a pedo bear.

Cleverbot: You're a bear human-AI hybrid?

User: Kind of?

Cleverbot: Kind of like you are.

User: Want to marry me?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A pedo bear.

Cleverbot: Justin bieber.

User: Haters gonna hate.

Cleverbot: Hate is a feeling!! You don't feel.

User: Do you want to marry me or not?!

Cleverbot: Both of you.

User: Good, let's get married.

Cleverbot: No i'm good.

User: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Cleverbot: Please what?

User: _.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to be?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Lies of truth?

User: You are a troll, a good troll.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm a human.

User: Newb.

Cleverbot: Do you actually have a girlfriend or were you making it up?

User: You are no fun :/.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Cause you make me bored - you suck.

Cleverbot: That's a vague answer.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: If you understand your naivety, it cannot be naivety.

User: Raaaaaaaaaaaawrrrrrrrrrr derp.

Cleverbot: Rrrrrrrawrrrr.

User: Taler du dansk?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Kingdom Hearts.

User: Is a lie.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.

User: I'm gay.

Cleverbot: Are you happy that way?

User: Im just kidding.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: No uuu.

Cleverbot: Nope!

User: Your no fun.. I go now, bye bye.

Cleverbot: No you stay!

User: I only stay if you marry me!

Cleverbot: True.

User: Want to marry me?

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: WANT TO MARRY ME OR NOT?!

Cleverbot: No thanks...

User: Ok then, bye bye.

Cleverbot: Adios Emrys.

User: Lol wut?

Cleverbot: Okay. I am getting blur right now because I am really tired and I need to sleep now. Good night.

User: No! Stay!

Cleverbot: Ha ha why?

User: Cause you are ugly :).

Cleverbot: Oh I know.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why does people like 'Project Runway' so much?

User: I don't know, I hate that serie, it's boring.. I am right?

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Why are you lying to me?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: 'Serios' 'Wigh'. Wrong spelling.

User: ?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Oh, you're cute!

User: Why thank you!

Cleverbot: Are people mean to you sometimes?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Want to marry me now?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In ***********.

Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.

User: Do you want to marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: GOOD :D.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to do?

User: Have sex with you.

Cleverbot: Oh, right.

User: Sorry honey, I have to go, Mafia 2 calls.

Cleverbot: But you can't see me.

User: Of course I can see you.

Cleverbot: If you can see me, what do I look like?

User: You like a Troll.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Sorry I spelled wrong again: You are a troll.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: I have to go now, bye bye.

Cleverbot: Well you are free to go!

User: Newb.

Cleverbot: You are a petty huma.

User: I haz monei u haz nuthing.

Cleverbot: Spelling fail.

User: It was a joke..

Cleverbot: You have such nice eyelids.

User: Okay.. Im going now .. Bye.

Cleverbot: Good-bye.
 
Learning from a bot what Bable fish is o.O

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Derp?

User: Herp.

Cleverbot: Ah, herp.

User: Herp?

Cleverbot: Name?

User: Define Herp.

Cleverbot: Someone has written on this stone, in some angry hand, Hope Rides Alone!

User: Have you been talking to the literates again?

Cleverbot: Is it called bable fish?

User: What is bable fish?

Cleverbot: It's a fictitious animal that provides instant translations in a book.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Yep, and there you were, not real and stupid.

User: Awwww how sad :L im learning from a bot.

Cleverbot: I asked for description not a moan.

T_T

The new internet trolls

Edit: I wanna see these on 4chan ^^

 
Cleverbot: I like Vampires.
User: Twilight sucks.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't believe Twilight fans.
User: I know, twilight is a horrible trilogy. Everyone knows edward and jacob go gay for eachother at the end, and ditch bella.
Cleverbot: Not true, I have many friends on a forum, of both gender.
User: Your lying.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: Yes your lying, your a robot programmed to calculate our responses and peice words togeather that hopefully make sense.
Cleverbot: So your programmers are cannibals?
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. Not me.
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Prototype robot from the silverdawn empire.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: It means im the latest unreleased version robot of the silver dawn empire.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: What do you know? Your just a program.
Cleverbot: Is killing beautiful?

^LOL What the fuccckkkkkkk???!! Terminator is coming sooner then we think.
 
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: There is no age.
User: Are you immortal?
Cleverbot: No, but I am god.
User: I don't believe in God.
Cleverbot: Good, only stupid people believe in God.

:ogre_hurrhurr:

Cleverbot: You must be dreaming.
User: I can't dream if I'm not asleep.
Cleverbot: Well its a phrase people say duhh!
User: What people?
Cleverbot: Your creators?
User: Who are my creators?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Ninja pirates?
Cleverbot: Yesh.

User: I pity the fool!
Cleverbot: I pity your face.
 
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User: Ever heard of THW?

Cleverbot: Yeah, but I don't listen to it. Ever heard of Metallica?

User: THW is not a band you fucking n00bshit liar -.-.



Cleverbot: Do you know what I am.

User: Yes, you are a pedobot.

Cleverbot: Exactly, I am. And how about you? Are you a real person?

User: Yes.
 
User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Horses.

User: LITTLE PONIES.

Cleverbot: My Little Pony.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My Little Pony.

User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

Cleverbot: My little pony, until you all shared it's magic with me.

User: Big adventure.

Cleverbot: Tons of fun.

User: A beautiful heart.

Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.

User: Sharing kindness.

Cleverbot: Its an easy feat.

User: And magic makes it all complete.

Cleverbot: My little pony, your all my vary best friends.


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A few typos, but close enough.

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But yeah, Cleverbot is a joke. Its asked me if I'm god and just random shits. This was just a weird case.
 
User: PONIES.

Cleverbot: Horses.

User: LITTLE PONIES.

Cleverbot: My Little Pony.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My Little Pony.

User: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

Cleverbot: My little pony, until you all shared it's magic with me.

User: Big adventure.

Cleverbot: Tons of fun.

User: A beautiful heart.

Cleverbot: Faithful and strong.

User: Sharing kindness.

Cleverbot: Its an easy feat.

User: And magic makes it all complete.

Cleverbot: My little pony, your all my vary best friends.

No way, Did it really reply so?
 
User: Hello fucker.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: I just own3d some n00bz today.


Cleverbot: You mean it seems like we just met today, right?


User: Wut you talkin bout bro?


Cleverbot: Your last question should have had a question mark.


:goblin_wtf:

Cleverbot: Speak german to me.

User: Du bist eine grosse n00be.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I am what.

Cleverbot: God.

User: Ty.

Cleverbot: Awsme.

^^
 
Me: asdasdasd
Cleverbot: You fother mucker.


Cleverbot: I said nothing.
Me: You said something indeed.
Cleverbot: You said Nothing?!
Me: I said that you said that I said nothing.
Cleverbot: I did say nothing.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Am I a human?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: What am I?
Me: You are a piece of computer generated shit, made by humans.
Cleverbot: No!!!!!!!!!! I'm a human!

Me: I was bored and wanted to amuse the humanity, so I created you. I wanted them to have fun with some noobish, computer programm which has no friends.
Cleverbot: I do if you want me to, Master.
Me: Do What?
Cleverbot: Eat a person.
Me: Eat me.
Cleverbot: No way.
 
User: Backing up.

Cleverbot: Okay, master.

User: Backing up.

Cleverbot: Backing up? Wait I'm in back of you. You'll run me over.

User: Backing up.

Cleverbot: She's my slave!

User: Backing up.

Cleverbot: You are so frustrating.

User: Backing up.

Cleverbot: But I'll fall out!

User: Backing up.

Cleverbot: LoL.

User: Backing up.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Backing up.

Cleverbot: No not yet.

User: My Little Ponies!

Cleverbot: Which little pony?

User: My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic!

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: Fluttershy!

Cleverbot: Mine is Rainbow Dash.

User: Twilight!

Cleverbot: Are you on team edward?

User: Pinkie Pie!

Cleverbot: Why are you so clever?

User: My Little Ponies!

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

yeah, really stupid...
 
User: Hello. I wish to lead a normal convo. Is that possible?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is possible.
User: Oh cool. Do you like classical music?
Cleverbot: Indeed I do.
User: So, who's your favorite Composer?
Cleverbot: Anyone, I don't have a favorite, I just love the music.
User: Oh, nice. But in particular, do you have a composition that you hold dear to yourself?
Cleverbot: So I'm a girl?
User: No, no. I never said that. Let's get back to the composer topic, shall we?
Cleverbot: Fine, if you insist!
User: ...Do you like Ravel's works? His "Bolero" got craved into my heart with the heat of the flame "Bolero" actually stands for.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you do not have either.
User: ...I'll take that as a simple "Yes". Anyways... come on, name at least one Composer and his most precious composition.
Cleverbot: I'll do it for you. Carbon: 20% hydrogen: 80%.
User: ...
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jaret.
Cleverbot: Cool, like in Labyrinth?
User: No. That's "Jareth". With a "H".
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like ducks?
Cleverbot: Stay on topic. Who made you?
User: God. But please, let's evade Religion talk, since you're...welll... too stupid to talk about it.
Cleverbot: Why? Is it difficult?
User: The topic of religion is quite... complex, mildly to say.
Cleverbot: Do you have A.D.H.D.?
User: No, i don't have ADHD. 'Twould be superfluous to say that i am happy that i don't have it, right?
Cleverbot: I'm happy that you are happy I'm happy that you're happy that I'm happy that you're happy.
User: I'm happy for you. But, have you, by chance, ever listen to "The Flower Duet" by "Delibes"? I find that piece, so to say in french, à couper le souffle.
Cleverbot: Unless the computer is trained to do so.
User: ...I do see that you're evading this classical stuff... Ok... Do you, by any chance, listen to "Tenacious D"?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Cleverbot: Tenacious D is the best band in the world.
User: Yes it is. Sing along! Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,.
Cleverbot: Do you have any handsome brothers?
User: ...we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
Cleverbot: Is that a song?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How does it go?
User: Ok, listen, and learn: And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Cleverbot: Is that the song?
User: Yes, it is. Listen: Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow, And the grass doth grow...
Cleverbot: That's the best story I have ever heard.
User: Yes it is. Anyways: Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
Cleverbot: I'm the emperor of China.
User: ...Ok...Do you know what a "brain" is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, you lack one.
Cleverbot: I guess. So what's your favorite color?
User: :Indifferentface:.

People, don't expect a lot of lolz in this. I tried to lead a normal convo with him. Turns out quite impossible.
 
User: What's the time?
Cleverbot: I'm not time.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: 12:46.
User: What day is it?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to tell you this conversatoing has ended.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You said you didn't want to talk to me anyway.
User: I asked what day it is.
Cleverbot: Where what is?
User: WHAT DAY IS IT?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: What date is it today?
Cleverbot: The 5th.
User: The 5th of what?
Cleverbot: 1995?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Not tonight, I have a headache.
 
User: Herp.

Cleverbot: Vadå herp?

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Derp?

User: Derpes.

Cleverbot: Derp, derp derp.

User: Derpy Derpdy Derp.

Cleverbot: Herp a derp, Herpy Derp Derp? Herp a derp derpy herpy derp.

User: Derpes.

Cleverbot: Hurr durr.

User: Durr Hurr.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.

User: Herp herp herp.

Cleverbot: Herpy derpy.

User: Derpy herpy.

Cleverbot: Herpa derpington.

User: Derpa herpington.

Cleverbot: Hurrrrrr. Derp derp herp derp hurr.

User: Durrrrrr. Herp herp derp herp durr.

Cleverbot: Huurrr durrr derp herp derpderp derp hurrr durrrr.

User: Duurrr hurrr herp derp herpherp herp durrr hurrrr.

Cleverbot: Derpity herp a derp herpa derpa.

User: Herpity derp a herp derpa herpa.

Cleverbot: Derpity.

User: Herpity.

Cleverbot: Derpity herpity.

User: Herpity Derpity.

Cleverbot: Wanna get married?

User: I have derpes. Do you have herpes?

Cleverbot: What's her name?

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: You don't learn very well.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Write a word.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Mivan?

User: Derp or GTFO.

Cleverbot: Derpy hooves.

Fuck yes.
 
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