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Biggest noob ever (contest :p)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by The_wand_mirror, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. The_wand_mirror

    The_wand_mirror

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    The biggest i ever met asked me: 'How do i walk?' ( rofl :p )
     
  2. AlotofGarbage

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    The biggest noob ever that asked me 'You die when your asleep and revive when you wake up so......why do we exist again?' ;)
     
  3. Chriz.

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    So far, this is about to win the "Saddest thread in history" contest.
     
  4. Xarwin

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    The biggest noob that I ever saw asked me, "where is the any key?".
     
  5. The_wand_mirror

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    lol its just for fun though its off-topic right :p
     
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    "How do I move?" is probably the most noob you can get, wand. haha.
     
  7. Killer_Mushroom

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    This thread.
     
  8. HappyTauren

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    Quoted for truth though :p
     
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    The biggest noob ever is not this thread, but the person who made it.
     
  10. Killer_Mushroom

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    That goes without say.
     
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    HOW I MiNE FOR FISH?!!?!?!?
     
  12. The_wand_mirror

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    Everyone who said this is just a boring person :p

    lol xD
     
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    I was playing LOAP when a guy asked, ''I've been playing for hours now, nut can't find out how to build the town hall''
     
  14. The_wand_mirror

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    loooooooooool what kind of stupid questians can u ask .. but still no-one got one worser then mine ( my opinion )
     
  15. AlotofGarbage

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    Can it get worser than this?

    DO I HAVE A LEG IN MY BONE?! IS THERE A MONSTER LIVING IN MY FOOT?! HOW DO I BREATHE??! HOW DO YOU SLEEP OR EAT? HOW DO YOU DRINK? HOW COME YOU EAT DRINK AND DRINK FOOD?!
     
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    NOOO you stole mine! Damnit!
     
  17. The_wand_mirror

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    Somebody realy asked you? or u thought of it urself?
     
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    DotA:

    How to I buy/get wood?

    -Orc_Tamer
     
  19. Killer_Mushroom

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    - I downloaded the map. Then I realized I don't have Warcraft 3.

    I vaguely remember this quoted in somebody's signature. It isn't exact.
     
  20. WILL THE ALMIGHTY

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    I met someone who thought she only had one bone in her forearm... we have two. radius and cubitus for you other nublets.

    and I met someon who asked "whats deodorant?"