Best Quote of 2007?

[donut3.5]

As the year ends, I would like to end it in a thread of laughs.
Give your funny quotes from 2007 on the Hive Workshops!

Ass has been kicked by RagingSpeedHorn

--donut3.5--

 

[HINDYhat]

That was win.

I don't know... I've had alot of funny quotes... from the common.j dude, to "ur raceist tuwards all guiers", to PurplePoot saying "HOW TO USE THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREMN??????" (in my signature), and then all of the Elenai-Turtles talk in the chat... I really can't make a decision.

EDIT: Oh and of course, all of the Earth-Fury VS Nubcake conversations.

 

[DaedraEater]

It's just a flesh wound

Hey! I watched that movie this year, quoted it in a project so it counts!

(Can you guess which project?)

EDIT: And of course the Elenai Internet-Soap Opera...

 

[frostwhisper]

Check LiOneSS's signature to see the best (and most disturbing) quotes by meh.

 

[Dr00d]

I think my sig does it:

HINDYhat pushes LiOness out of the way and runs for Turtles.

 

[DarkDenizen]

Probably my favorite, happened with me and a couple friends:

It's 2am. We're all at our computers. I'm doing nothing, one friend is playing WoW, and I forget what the other one was doing. The guy playing WoW says: "Why is it healing faster when you're around it than when you're near it?"

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Gives Purplepoot a Pinkpoot as a girlfriend.

 

[frostwhisper]

There's this guy, called Nina, living on the third floor of a two-story house on Upper Downfall street. So this guy is sitting on the edge of her round table, thinking how to make an airplane derail, or give a train a flat tire. So in comes her mother, James, and says:
- Do you know what time it is?
Nina takes out her thermometer and responds:
- It's Friday, dad.

 

[brad.dude03]

My signature quotes win. I mean, Rao Dao Zao never fails to amuse, and Poot quoting the troll was hilarious as well.

 

[Dr00d]

I just found this one, I believe it wins because it is pathetically right.

I met him once in a map called erh Space Wars, am I right? And he was like.

DSG: Shit...
TheDivineBoss: Helloo Mr Globber (refered to the Glob.Mod)
DSG: well if hes in here then tis game is fail then
DrSuperGood has left the game
Host: BANNED (since this was a BL game)

What a douchebag.

 

[Kimbo]

I have a bunch but it was awhile ago, lets just say they arn't for the forum...
1 though was of me and ef mucking around, ef pretending to molest my imaginary sister and stuff... got banned later for it I thinks since Ralle was in Stealth... :<

 

[Dr00d]

ef pretending to molest my imaginary sister and stuff...

I think that might win to.

 

[GST_Nemisis]

anything by The_TaxiDermist, who is probably the funniest person on the hive.

i just read a great example

"im leaving" thread

"for three minutes to make a sandwhich"

fucking genius.

 

[Jacek]

>> this one <<

................

 

[brad.dude03]

anything by The_TaxiDermist, who is probably the funniest person on the hive.

i just read a great example

"im leaving" thread

"for three minutes to make a sandwhich"

fucking genius.

Dan has it right. Taxi doesn't show up often, but when he does, he usually lives me in tears. He's brilliant.

 

[Jacek]

Ralle was in Stealth...

I nominate for Best Fail of 2007!

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

''Ass has been kicked by ragingspeedhorn'' is the best.No one can fuckin' win this.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

And I think he would try to win by cheating and disposing of the competators..

Krijn hopped, ate and conquered!

Krijn wins off course! Or he'll eat you!

 

[Unscrewed_Magic]

Starcraft + Warcraft

We can call it Starwars!

I got rep for this one.

 

[frostwhisper]

But where does the "craft" go, Mr. Shaft?

 

[GST_Nemisis]

starwars crafT? its like warhammer, just less associated with homosexuals and geeks, not like thats a bad thing, i dont think it really matters.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Win.............................!

 

[Kuhneghetz]

don't eat soap, it makes you poop brown water that burns your anus

Can be found at his posts in DeviantArt.

 

[GST_Nemisis]

best quote 2007

"Don't tase me, bro!"

 

[brad.dude03]

Yeah and the millions of YTMND's that followed.

I still think the Sparta craze has it beat out though.

And the "One cannot simply blank into Mordor" is just catching on.

 

[GST_Nemisis]

"One cannot simply moonwalk into Mordor!" pro.

those sort of quotes depend on what you mean, for general leetness sparta get it, but think "dont tase me bro!" is funnier if you read the story behind it.

 

[brad.dude03]

Yeah, very true. God bless the combined powers of 4Chan and YTMND, creating the bowels of the internet for us all.

 

[Aeroblyctos]

I loved her... I loved her! I loved her so much... NOW SHE IS GONE! I CAN'T DO A THING! I CAN ONLY SUFFER! I STILL HAVE ONE THING IN MY LIFE! DIE!

Quote of 2007.
iooioiioi

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded

Win............................!!!

 

[brad.dude03]

Nah, becazuse

1) It's not funny

2) It's not really true.

 

[frostwhisper]

I have to say ol' Divine chap, you got owned.
Anywho, I nominate "this is Sparta" for quote of the year, since it is generally the most popular thing ever said in 2007 (except "Coca-cola" and "Ok").

 

[SuPa-]

SuPa-: MOAR OLVATINE PLZORX!

Best quote ever

 

[Jetherit]

I agree with Supa. When I read that on someone's signature I ran around my house yelling it. >_>

 

[GST_Nemisis]

caps leet speak; beautiful.

 

[Dr00d]

 

[Elenai]

I feel forever loved...that I am a best quote of 2007....

I wish I kept quotes.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Yes Elenai we all *COUGH COUGH COUGH*-ve you..

 

[GST_Nemisis]

"you said you loved me better, because you wrote it in a letter, that said return to sender my illegal, illegal tender"

 

[THE_END]

AHHH LOUIS XIV!
Very nice
I think the Ovaltine is da win

 

[Dr00d]

Happened between me and my friend on MSN:

Why don't you roll a mage?

Why don't just start fucking guys while I'm at it? -.-

 

[Unscrewed_Magic]

This was in the maps database:

Approved
ragingspeedhorn: Map approved.

Dr Super Good:
Non-Approved due to invalid reason of approval by a moderator.

ragingspeedhorn: Approved, again. "The map is of high quality, fun to play, blablabla". Happy now, Dr Super "Good"?

 

[frostwhisper]

That actually made me laugh. It's good. ^^

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Friend: 'Where does he live?'
Me: 'In my ass'

 

[HINDYhat]

Bleh, not too funny -.-

Funniest jokes are the spontaneous "YOUR MOM!" jokes between me and my friends:

Me: Yeah, my computer has a problem... smoke comes out from the back of the tower...
Friend: Smokes comes out of your MOM's back end because she's so HOT!

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

Yeah i do that with friends too!

-Where are we going tonight?
-To your mom!!

 

[GST_Nemisis]

lol that is a pretty win quote HINDYhat

 

[Hakeem]

I don't think "your mom" quotes can apply for 2007.

 

[brad.dude03]

Yeah, 'your mom' has been around for years now.

 

[GST_Nemisis]

I dont know what year it was but "I once fought for three days with an arrow through my testicle" is quite funny.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

I never do 'your mom' to friends lol. anyways mine was dry humor actually