Battle Thread

[Sopho]

~Bomards the battle with huge flaming meteors~

 

[Metabee]

~I'm immune 2 all none agressive spells~

~Uses ultra polymorph 2 turn every1, into sheeps, then i use my global strike on finarfin, finarfin is now in a pillar of pure sun energy, and i send him 2 the center of earth(ur still a sheep HAR!)~

~I'm greatly weakend~

 

[Sopho]

~Cannot be turned into a sheep as he is a beast already~

~Sabotages metabee's defence~

 

[Night Stryke]

Too bad for you, Metabee, I'm a Shapeshifter :twisted:

~Changes into a Sharpshooter, firing a well aimed arrow at Metabee's head while he is in his weakened state~

~Commands the Balrog to defend him against Konblade's Rune Axe~

~The Balrog explodes in a firey mass, damaging and throwing back all of us~

 

[GreyArchon]

I WILL CALL DOWN A MIGHTY RECKONING UPON YOU!

Click it. ^ It's the best movie you'll see in your life. EVAR.


Seriously folks, this thread is foaming with geekyness. :roll:

 

[Lord Finarfin]

Nice video, Grey Arcon.

"I'm wearing boots of escaping!" :lol:

Btw, I'v been dead several pages now, so you guys can stop attacking my cold lifeless body now...

*walks through a mystical portal that leads to the magical realm of the wc3search forums*

 

[Night Stryke]

I don't know what got into me. Frankly I hate roleplaying, find it boring. But, hey, who can say no to being cheap and kicking a**?

 

[Metabee]

I h8 roleplay 2, and that guy, was that serious?

 

[Night Stryke]

No, it was from a show on Comedy Central called 'Reno 911'.

 

[Wormskull]

rune axe, shower of meteor, a mystical portal, shapeshifter, sharpshooter, balrog, sabotage, uru.

dude, shut up, thats not warcraft 3 skills, and pleas stop saying your " i summon god and he kills everyone" syntax, that's just highly lame.

*after the spell "Sleep" have drove off me, i escape from my slumber and open my eyes on my bed, i watch throught the window and go to the kitchen.*

 

[Night Stryke]

Wormskull, I do believe we left the area of Warcraft and entered the area of nonsense quite a while ago. Besides, you're making no sense either, that isn't even fighting, or, for that matter, roleplaying.... it's narrating. Don't tell us what to do if you're not going to do it yourself.

 

[Konblade]

Rune Axe is World of WarCraft. Delivers a blow to the torso of Wormskull.

 

[GreyArchon]

*after the spell "Sleep" have drove off me, i escape from my slumber and open my eyes on my bed, i watch throught the window and go to the kitchen.*

And this is where you make me breakfast, buddy.

BITCH BITCH BACON BACON BITCH BITCH BACON BACON.

 

[Konblade]

I Use Holy Light (WoW version) on Kerrigan.

 

[Anonymous]

Rune Axe is World of WarCraft. Delivers a blow to the torso of Wormskull.

you're not on my island.

i make sense unlike you fools, im a villager, wich you find a lot, and im doing my daily peasant tasks.

*As the rain hails on my shoulders, i bend to take up a note saying " i will be taking the taxes for the king tommorow -Tax Collector ". i let aloose a sight, regreting that i have to give a part of my money to the king like everyone do every months. I go back in my house, take myself a seat and play with my children, Timmy.*

 

[Konblade]

I stike again at Wornskull.

 

[Wormskull]

Wait, did you took a fricken boat to go to my island, no! so you missed me twice, beceause i was miles away from you.

*Timmy and me wait till the rain ceases hailing outside, then we go on the reef and make some sand castle. Timmy and i have a good afternoon under the hot sun having fun, but when it got a bit colder, we went back in the house, then his mother arrived too, and we ate some pork from the general store that hunters brought from the forest behind our little village.*

 

[Konblade]

Wormskull, that doesn't matter. Besides the thread is "Battle Thread", not "Timmy and Wormskull's land of super happiness and joy." I deliver the Coup de Grace to Wormskull. Heres the health so far;

Konblade: 9/10

Kerrigan: 8/10

Wormskull: 0/10 (Needs Healing)

Night Stryke: 4/10

GreyArchon: 6/10

rasinhumide: 10/10

Lord Finarin: 7/10

Metabee: ?/10

 

[Kerrigan]

wormy, we arnt using war3 stuff from the start. its mostly D&D and rpgs.

if you wont play nice, go away

anyway, i manifest a lvl 9 Ectoplasmic Golem and order it to attack night stryke for telling me about Myst Uru. SUFFER!!!

 

[Wormskull]

Wormskull, that doesn't matter. Besides the thread is "Battle Thread", not "Timmy and Wormskull's land of super happiness and joy." I deliver the Coup de Grace to Wormskull. Heres the health so far;

unless your axe is 100 miles long, you can't hit me.
so come get some, dont just say *i deliver a blow to wormskull's chest* unless im a demon 3x bigger than earth, wich is not the case.

*after another morning, i wake up and give my money to the tax collector*

 

[Konblade]

I just said that doesn't matter. I strike Wormskull's corpse, causing him to be separated in two. I take half and melt it down.

 

[Wormskull]

hell no you can't do that, beceause i spent one action turn to go to my island, you cant just say "oh i will kill him, i dont want to travel, nor to make sense"

 

[Kerrigan]

k wormy is dead. now its time for Dr. Demento presents Dungeons and Dragons:

Narrorator:
Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game
Your child, like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to be a cult. And a game like D&D fuels their imagination, making them feel "special", while drawing them deeper, and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo.
This afternoon, the Dead Ale Wives watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable, as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum, of Dungeons and Dragons

DM: Gallstaff, you have entered the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.
(Player in another room): Where are the Cheetos?
DM: They're right next to you
Gallstaff: I cast a spell
(same player): Where's the mountain dew?
DM: In the fridge DUH
Gallstaff: I wanna cast a spell!!
(player): Can i have a mountain dew?
DM: YES you can have a mountain dew! just go get it...
Gallstaff: I can cast any of these right? on, on my list?
DM: Yes, any of the first level ones.
(player): I'm gonna get a soda anyone want one? Hey Gram i'm not in the room right?
DM: What room?
Gallstaff: I wanna cast MAGIC MISSLE
(player): The room where he's casting all these spells from
DM: He hasn't cast anything yet
Gallstaff: I am though if you'd listen! I wanna cast MAGIC MISSLE!
DM: Why are you casting magic missle there's nothing to attack here
Gallstaff: I,... I'm attacking the DARKNESS!!
(lots of laughter)

theres more, but if you want it just email me and ill send it to you

 

[Wormskull]

good job on ripping this off somewhere.
but im not dead, you're dead for making such a poor amount of sense, i am not dead, since i havent battled yet, fools. do you think we're all in a small room without doors/windows?

 

[Kerrigan]

this is didnt rip actually. i recoreded the sound from my SNL dvd.

and no we arnt, but its still funny.
cheer up wormy, and dont be so stoic!

 

[Konblade]

The location thing is erelivant. Besides, we don't care about Timmy, he's in World of WarCraft as an NPC Ghoul. Besides, it's still a battle thread. I train with Zann the Defender; My paladin master; to learn Hammer of Justice. :roll:

 

[Night Stryke]

Wait a tic, how am I more damaged than Lord Finarfin? He's like..... dead. :?

 

[Kerrigan]

pshh!!

anyway, i summon a zergling swarm to attack everyone, including Konblade who i am betraying! FEEL THE PAIN!!!

 

[Night Stryke]

~Turns into a Phoenix, incinerating the zerglings and flaming everyone else~

 

[Kerrigan]

(gets out D&D psionics handbook to find an ice power)

manifests the attack mode Mind Blast after using her vampyric speed!!

"You are mine to toy with." -Willow

 

[Night Stryke]

And so you did...... what?

 

[Kerrigan]

thats when you get all frozen because your mind is trapped with it self and i can do whatever i want.

hence my movie quote

so im going to proceed to use Mind Cage to imprison you within a bird cage made of mental power

 

[Night Stryke]

Ok, right.

~Changes forms in quick succession, making it impossible for Kerrigan to keep a grip on his mind~

~Changes into a Fire Giant (these are the HUGE guards of the dragon's dungeon in the Midgard realm of DAoC) and stomps on Kerrigan~

 

[Wormskull]

dude you both guys are wrong, they aren't wc3 spells.

*use 'farsight' to see what's happening*
As i see something troubling in my vision, i start channeling a very powerful starfall. but before channeling, i go in the village, and do it in the middle of the castle, surrounded by many towers , footmans, a clump of knight mixed with few roaming peasants for deliveries/looking at displayed arts made by the castle's artists.

 

[Night Stryke]

Would you give the stupid "this isn't wc3" crap a rest, Wormskull! Can you not see we don't give a flying f**k?!

 

[Wormskull]

This is for battles using spells and abilities from World of WarCraft and WarCraft/2/3.

what about you use an inch of effort, i could easily say : "i do the dance of the dragon and i teleport on the other side of the planet to kill you "

*continue channeling the initiation of my starfall*

 

[Night Stryke]

Well, do you see anyone ELSE caring that we aren't sticking to Warcraft games' stuff? No. So why should I care what you say about it? Besides, I put more thought into my moves than what you just put down there for a comparison. Now then, I believe I'm just going to ignore whatever you do in this thread, your moves are no longer a care of mine. Not like they were ever much of a care.

 

[Konblade]

I use Holy Strike on Night Stryke.

 

[Metabee]

i fuse with worm, and then i commit suicide.

 

[Night Stryke]

Hats off to Metabee. That's the best move yet.

 

[Saikann]

hail to Night Stryke, the first person to surpass Worm

 

[Wormskull]

i fuse with worm, and then i commit suicide.

metabee, logicly you CANT, beceause we're both on different islands, and "fusing" isnt a valid war3 spell.

*continue channeling*

 

[Sopho]

Oh come on workskull, users want some fun in this thread, its not against the rules and people should be able to make any appropriate move uh

~Turns into a lightning demigod and stuns Metabee with a lightning bolt.~

 

[Wormskull]

nono you cant do that sopho, its not a war1 war2 war3 war3tft wow spell/unit
*continue channeling*

 

[Sopho]

heh, ok. (guess the battle got bigger than I thought)

~Metamorphosis. Strikes Wormskull rapidly.~

 

[Night Stryke]

Wormskull, give it a REST. No one except you cares if it's Warcraft based or not. Can you not see that? And even the maker of this thread doesn't care. Give up already.

@Saikann- Ha, I surpassed wormskull? Not likely. I'm not like this to everyone, am I? Just wormskull, because he can't seem to understand basic things about people and I strongly dislike him over it. Though I don't HATE him. I could get used to him if it let down some of his uptightness and negativity.

 

[Wormskull]

no one hitted me yet, im on a fricken island, and you're not on a island!

*continue the starting of a channeling of a starfall*

 

[Saikann]

okey okey, but your at level with him to say the least

 

[Wormskull]

*continue the starting of a channeling of a starfall*

 

[Sopho]

~Works on locating Worskull's location~
~Works on a powerful spell which will intercept/destroy starfall channeling~