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Squidward: Alright, listen up. Men, Squilliam Fancyson will be here in twenty minutes. Therefore, we need to turn the Krusty Krab into a fancy restaurant as soon as possible. [Patrick appears next to SpongeBob with an army hat on his head] Patrick, what are you doing here?
Patrick: I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
Squidward: The Corps? What the... Patrick, this isn't the... oh! [sighs] Beggars can't be choosers. Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? OK! [talks like a weenie] May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I...
Squidward: [shuts Patrick up] Alright, I've heard enough. You've got the job. [walks off] Mr. Krabs, didn't you once serve on the S.S. Gourmet?
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Pure win.