Alright LiOneSS, the gig is up. I know your secret! You are actually... an AI.
I began to suspect something when I noticed how strange you capitalized the letters in your name. Similar to GLaDOS. I took the liberty to find out what it means and here's what I got: Lima One Sapient System!
In the NATO phonetic aphabet, which Aperture Science, who created GLaDOS used to name shafts, spheres and teams, Lima is the word for letter L.
Which means, that you are actually... L1 Sapient System!