WoW lore

[AIagremm]

Ha! In LFG Undead cant drown!
Well its made for the gameplay but its still stupid.

 

[VeljkoM]

In other MMORPG players can't drown....

Also why do elves have green eyes?

 

[AIagremm]

Blood elves? Thats because of the fel energy they use to feed their magical addiction.

 

[VeljkoM]

They are still weird...

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. They want to avenge undead and demons, but they feed upon demonic energy, and do nothing to avenge anyone except Alliance. F*cking idiots.
The Horde destroyed their forests and would destroy all of them if it wasnt for humans. But they turn on humans and join the horde. Plus they see what happened to their Pronce and they still feed upon demonic energy and hate Allaince. I think fel energy burned their branes.
And Scryers are the worst. They serve the naaru, fight against the Legion, many are paladins... and they still are blood elves, they still feed upon fel energy!

I hate blood elves. High elves rule!

 

[VeljkoM]

Blood elves are so not logical. Why would Horde ally with them when they are using fel energies which could be sacrilege in eyes of the rest of the Horde. Even Forsaken don't go that low.

 

[AIagremm]

Srsly. But Forsaken are making a plague that will scourge and all the living.
Sylvanas's brane is completely rotten.

I undesratnd a littl why the Horde after a lot of thinking(and pressure from the earthen ring)allowed them to join. They were used by the Legion and foun their way to freedom like orcs. But if orcs are lead by wise and enlighten leader Thrall, who wants peace and find smart ways to deal with problem(plus he doesnt care about vengeance cuz vengeance is a lie like the cake), the Forsaken are lead by self-hating, vengeance wanting crazed Sylvanas, who wanted to destroy all the living. She is so crazy that even thought she loves her sisters she doesnt understand that the plague and her warriors will kill them. I hate the Avengers. You know my variant of the real factions. Avengers: Blood elves, Forsaken and Naga.

 

[Misha]

that would be great
a separate faction
playable naga would really make my buy WoW

 

[AIagremm]

I really think that the factions in WoW should be like that:
Alliance - Humans, Dwarves, Gnomes
Horde - Orcs, Trolls, Tauren
Avengers - Blood elves, Forsaken, Naga
(Insert name here) - Night elves, Draenei(?), Furblogs(?)

 

[Misha]

naw.. keep night elves and raenei where silly blizzard has put 'em.

we need a creep faction, with naga and such.

 

[VeljkoM]

Why do you constantly try to make Night elves with Daenei? Forsaken are opposite of Horde in ever way. But naga and blood elves should be together.

 

[Misha]

the worst would be if they finally add naga... to the aliance ;;

 

[AIagremm]

No way! Night elves are in Alliance and they are harch enemies. But I cant imagine naga in the Horde. They stay lone. Blizzard will make Nazjatar some sort of super-evil-full-of-elited-city-and-a-hundred-dungeones which is attacked by all in the South Sea.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, and I just dont know where also do draenei fit, without unbalancing my system.

 

[VeljkoM]

Try Dreanor or the planet they came from?

Also Nazjatar will soon be a patch and millions of pathetic brainwashed players will storm the poor naga kill Ashara for the epic items. Naga will be just another race for the kill.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah. Stupid.
South seas, pandaren and someone else, tomb of sargeras.
Kezan, Zandalar, Broken Isles, Kul Tiras, Pandaria Tel Aviv.

And not the burning legion or even scourge to fight. Naga arent that evil. I think.

 

[VeljkoM]

Pandaria won't be in WoW because of Chinese. And yes naha are evil diabolic fascist that want to rule the world.

 

[Misha]

lulz SAVE the naga

 

[AIagremm]

What? Pandaria wont be in WoW because of Chinese?

 

[VeljkoM]

They are endangered species. Pandas to.
Chinese government told Blizzard if they make panads fight they will ban WoW in China.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats stupid! Many games have fighting pandas. I mean a lot of games.
First they tell that pandaren need to be chinese(which actually looks pretty cool).
Now they want to bn WoW for that? What are they, the owners of pandas?

Slavery, man!

 

[Misha]

panda are rare, chineese love panda, they would be sad to kill even a virtual panda.... there has been some squabbling about pandaren brewmaster too >.>

 

[VeljkoM]

Pandas are protected in China. They have banned Generals because of destruction of some important cultural monuments (Like Chinese wall). And considering how many blizzard players are Chinese (and gold farmers) Blizzard can't risk it.

 

[Misha]

exactly!

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, at leats let them be NPCs! At least NPCs!

 

[VeljkoM]

According the empty bottles scattered around Kalimor Blizzard wanted to make Chen NPC but evil china (sorry if you are from china)...

But we must never forget that Panderians are just Blizzards April joke...(if Blizzard was working on Warcraft 4 and Starcraft 2 as much as they work on jokes they would be great)

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. Veljkom, interestng avatar.
At leats let them make some sort of Pandaren Emissaries and a Pandarian Foreign Legion camp!
Pandaren Foreign Legion(it really exists)could be the pandaren related faction.

 

[VeljkoM]

Pandoria is an empire... They will one day come to Lordearon and Kalimdor to spread their rule!

(I was bored of Tauren... Now I am Elite!)

 

[Misha]

.. and that says the guy with a protoss avatar (or i think so Oo)

 

[AIagremm]

Pandaren are peacefull. And their homeland is beautiful!

 

[VeljkoM]

That is what "they" tell us. It won't be long until we find out that Brew masters are spies in service of Great Emperor! Then thousands of panda warships will come to the coast and all will be doomed!

Also avatar is Elite Covenant...There wasn't any better...

 

[Misha]

ah.. neat too. i couldn't distinguish the blade lol..

 

[AIagremm]

Lets return to the lore. I was thinking what would happen if a mysterious hooded man appeared and gave vials of pure light and power, one to orcs, one to tauren, one to night elves, one to forsaken, one to blood elves and one to human, dwarves and gnomes.
Orcs to become brown, tauren to heal the central Kalimdor, night elves to heal azuremist and all of their forests(including the world tree), forsaken to heal the lands of lordaeron and become alive once again, blood elves to heal Quel'thalas and make 'em stop using fel magic. And one to the races of southern Eastern Kingdoms to heal their lands(deadwind pass, duskwood, blasted lands, redridge, and all of the lands of blackrock).
Oh, and one to the races of kalimdor to destroy the silithid, seal C'thun under the earth, and make Silithus a mormal desert like tanaris and ruins of Ahn'quiraj a jungle.

 

[VeljkoM]

Why....just why would orcs want to be mud colored? They were green in all warcrafts and in some other places and now the shit colored orcs are normal?
Also gnomes would drive the creatures from their kingdom and dwarves would make the best ale that world has ever seen.

Ans why are troll left out? They have more right then bloody elves and undead scum.

 

[AIagremm]

I know, but I juśt dont know what would they fix.
Everything is normal with them! No problem, mon!

 

[VeljkoM]

Trolls would maybe like to repair their islands? Forest trolls would like their empire back. Ice trolls some fire?

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. One vial to Zandalar! Capital of all trolls! But Im not usre if it such a good idea.

 

[VeljkoM]

Zandalar? I thought that Zul'aman is capital? Or one is for one empire and other is for the other?

 

[AIagremm]

Zandalar is the capital of all trolls. You know, the zandalar tribe being the first kind of trolls. All the other trolls originated from it. And so all the trolls gather there every year or something like that and discuss differnt stuff. Zul'aman is the capital of jungle trolls.

 

[Misha]

very.. "trollish" x3

 

[VeljkoM]

I never imagine to see this day... Alagremm is wrong!
Zul'Aman is the Forest troll capital. Amani tribe is forest troll tribe led by Zul'Jin.
Zandalar capital is Zuldazar but I hate whole concept of them... Why did I have to ruin the trolls...

 

[AIagremm]

Right! Amani, Quel'thalas!
Oh, I never remembered the right names of trollish capitals, anyway.
Usually I only remeber that they start with Zul.
And I only remembered Zandalar, Zuldazar is capital and I kinda forgot about it.

 

[VeljkoM]

Because it is to much. Trolls don't even show they them selves know anything about this stuff. It is like troll lore doesn't have any effect on them. Their action don't show that they were an empire or that Trolls even visit each other. I never saw two same kinds of trolls together without killing each other. The stuff about that in wiki just fails.

 

[AIagremm]

Well they actually do war with each other but when they come to Zuldazar all the fighting between different kinds of trolls is forbidden, and they discuss politics and their and other wars. Outside of Zuldazar they are still hating each-other.

 

[Misha]

the lorekeeper has fallen

stand by for revive >3

 

[AIagremm]

/Sound of revive/
I have returned, much powerful then ever!

 

[VeljkoM]

That's nice but you lose your exp, we have taken some of your cash to cover the resurrection bills and also all of your equipment has been stolen. But you still have you underwear.

 

[Misha]

Ouo?

 

[VeljkoM]

Isn't this standard resurrection system in WoW?

 

[AIagremm]

No, In WoW your items get ??% damage and you need to find your corpse.
And if you revive at the Spirit Healer's you will also get resurection sickness.

I imagined how in some country you need to pay resurrection bills.